28 February 2014 @ 11:47 pm
WHAT: This is stupid.
WHO: This guy and any jerks if they decide to bust in.
WHEN: WHO CARES. HE'S ASLEEP ISN'T HE.
NOTE: Given the fact I'll likely add more dreams later, I'll be commenting to my own entry instead of pasting them in this main post every time. Reply with brackets; reply with prose; reply with a novel; reply with one line; make up something entirely ridiculous and unrelated -- do whatever. I can work with it.

1. ( EVEN IF BY SOME CHANCE I WAS, YOU CAN'T PROVE SHIT. )

2. ( WHAT POINT DO ALL THESE SERVE ANYWAY. SEEMS MEANINGFUL. CAN'T THINK OF WHY. )
 
 
28 February 2014 @ 06:31 pm
DARK CARNIVAL

Here's the thing about the fried and sopor-poisoned lump of thought pulp in Gamzee Makara's head: it resembles a bag of broken glass more than it resembles a functional brain.

As such, when this murder clown conks out, he's often experiencing multiple dreams at the same time, and he starts up new ones and abandons them at random.

There are three starter dream threads for you to fling your characters into at your discretion (and in which you are encouraged to interact with other people who managed to get stuck in the same one). If you'd like a solo dream for a specific character, thought, just start a thread with a blank comment & I'll respond with something just for you.

;o) Hit him up, yo!
 
 
28 February 2014 @ 12:13 pm
WHO: Wayward Vagabond, Hiccup, Phil Coulson, Peter Pan, The Once-ler, R
WHAT: i've got dreams like you - no, really!
WHEN: whenever between Feb.27 - Mar.2 during sleepin' time. up to you.
NOTE: please just state which option/character you're going for and tag away. yoo it's technically a log even if you're spamming me. 5+ comments for your activity. this is a good idea guys.
WARNINGS: some dreams may take a turn for the worse depending on who it is / what happens.


[ OPTION A: CAN TOWN ]
the mayor )
[ OPTION B: HOW TO DREAM A DRAGON ]
hiccup )
[ OPTION C: IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE. ]
coulson )
[ OPTION D: WHERE'S MY BACKUP CHORUS? ]
the once-ler )
[ OPTION E: THE DEAD DON'T DREAM ]
r )
[ OPTION F: COME WITH ME WHERE DREAMS ARE BORN AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED ]
peter pan )
 
 
27 January 2014 @ 10:40 am
 
not that anyone evven givves a shit
but wwhatevver wwas happenin ovver the last couple fuckin days doesnt seem to havve ended in me bein decapitated again
wwhich wwas a thing that happened to more a us than youd expect
corpse desecration might not be as frowwned upon in your primitivve societies but its pretty fuckin loww evven for us
but it didnt end up happenin so you can stop not wworryin about me noww thanks
 
 
13 January 2014 @ 07:06 am
[the video has a lot of static fuzz. the camera constantly flickers in and out of the light - the creature is fumbling with the device.

eventually, it focuses on what is arguably a face, albeit one drenched in a millenia's poundage of greasepaint (we hope it's greasepaint). the grand highblood's gnarled horns and black mane obscure most of the frame. he is simply too huge to use the keyboard.

he coughs a phlegmatic cough, and it is nasty as fuck. his voice is deep the way undersea drilling rigs are deep.]


A THOUSAND CAEGARS FOR THE HEAD OF THE RED TEXT MOTHERFUCKER

[ohhhh shit]
 
 
04 January 2014 @ 06:10 pm
iT tUrNs OuT, tHaT, yOu CaN't MoThErFuCkInG dEsTrOy No MaGiC kIsS pLaNtS wItH yOuR sToMaCh, AnD aLsO yOuR mOuTh, BeCaUsE tHeY uP aNd DoN't StAy PuT iN yOuR gUlLeT. :o(
 
 
02 November 2013 @ 06:15 pm
i'M mAkInG tHiS pOsT bEcAuSe
A bRoThEr GoTtA uNbUrDeN hIs ThOrAx Of AlL tHaT sHiT sOmEtImEs, LiKe,
tAkInG a DuMp oNlY tHiS sHiT iS fEeLiNgS oF bEiNg FrUsTrAtEd AnD hElLa PiSsEd WiTh ThEse "HuMaN rUlEs"

:o/ It TuRnS oUt ThAt ThEsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs




aIn'T bEiNg AlL sWeAtCaTcHeRs LiKe To PuT oN yOuR aRmPiTs Of A cLoThInG, sOrRy ViCtOr, EvEn ThOuGh ThEy WoRk ReAl FuCkInG bAlLeR

aNd, I'm NoT aLlOwEd To CaLl My JuNk "CuNtPlUnGeR"
eVeN iF nAtHaN sAyS i CaN :o(

sHiT's RoUgH, yO
 
 
oKaY, sO

lIkE

yOu KnOw HoW, wHeN yOu Up AnD wAnT tO sTuFf YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiNg FoOd ChUtE wItH a ThInG, aNd It AiN't GoT aLl ThE rIgHt LeVeLs.......... Of CuRd MoThErFuCkEr?

AnD yOu AiNt GoT yOuR hAvE oN a BaGgIe Of ThE gOoD sHiT........

yOu'Ve GoTtA uP aNd TaKe ThAt LaRd BrIcK tO sHrEd CiTy, bRo!

AlL uP AnD gRaTe YoUr OwN cHeEsE!

pIcTuRe ThAt ShIt ReAl GoOd, WiTh YoUr EyEs, Or I GuEsS mOtHeRfUcKeR gOt HiS iMaGiNe On ReAl StRoNg He CaN uSe ThAt

So LiKe..........

YoU'rE tHe ChEeSe, BrO

yOu AlL uP aNd BeInG iN yOuR wHeY pLaNeT aNd ThEn YoU tOuCh... ThE wAlL oN ThE sHaRp SiDe, AnD iT uP aNd SlIcE a MoThErFuCkEr OfF hIs ChEdDaR lIkE oNe LoNeLy AsS cUrL!

bUt YoU tRy AnD sHrEd On OuT bAcK tHe WaY yOu CaMe..... DaMn, MoThErFuCkEr, We On ThE sLiPpErY sIdE! yOu WaNnA gEt OuT yOu GoTtA oLlIe JuSsSsSsSt RiGhT

aNd LiKe, SoMeTiMeS, tHeRe'S sHiT iN tHe WaY, bEcAuSe HuMaN cHeEsEs ArE fUcKiNg AlL kInDs Of StIcKiNg On ShIt. DaMn I bEt MaGnEtS sTiCk ReAl FuCkInG nIcE oN a LiMbErGeR :o)
 
 
07 June 2013 @ 08:42 pm
 
aIgHt, I'm GoNnA mOtHeRfUcKiNg LeVeL wItH a MoThErFuCkEr

I aIn'T rEaDiNg LiKe EiGhT tHiRdS oF ThIs ShIt ;o(

BuT i GoTtA gEt A fUcKiNg SiGn On ThIs ShIt ThAt'S aLl AbOuT bEiNg FrOm A hUmAn AdUlT lUsUs AnD tUrN tHiS sHiT iN tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG sUiTs, bRoThEr, YoU gEt Me?

:) dear parent or guardian )
 
 
24 March 2013 @ 07:36 pm
yO, bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd :oS

aIgHt, So, I aLl Up AnD tOoK tHaT sHiT tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG dOcToR fOr ThAt KiNd Of ShIt, AnD tHeM mOtHeRfUcKeRs WaS aLl,

yo the fuck wrong with it

thrilling tales and oversized images )
 
 
18 March 2013 @ 11:59 am
ttttttttttHat wWaS nOTtttttttttttttttt
aNy MoThErFuCkInG fAyGo, BrO
aLl LiKe BeInG a FuCkDaMn PrAnK, yO
 
 
music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhgacnz4mNk
mood: stressed
 
 
HOW DOES ONE EAT A PHONE EXACTLY.
I'M NOT ASKING BECAUSE I'M WONDERING HOW IT HAPPENS
I'M ASKING BECAUSE IT FUCKING HAPPENED.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???
HOW DOES IT OCCUR TO SOMEONE TO CONSUME A MOBILE DEVICE.
 
 
25 February 2013 @ 08:12 am
 
okay so this is startin to get interestin
wwonder if i can get this gun to wwork again
bitches are fast enough
not like i havvent fuckin done this before
 
 
24 February 2013 @ 10:24 am
content warning for creep and gore )
[ooc: gamzee is depowered for this event - no chucklevoodoos/fear miasma, decreased strength, significantly sloppier clown makeup. also, sobriety is really getting to him ;o(]
 
 
location: ????
 
 
You know what sucks a8out w8ing?
That weird sense of anticip8tion!
I don't like it. 8ut it has gotten harder to take charge of f8 since I got here. You'd think it would 8e easier without all sorts of dum8fuck timeline coherency issues going on, 8ut nope!
I guess that's the deal when a 8izarro magical island can 8asically do whatever the fuck it wants to you and overrule every single natural and physical law in its path, as well as common sense.
I h88888888 this place.
8luh. If I never get sick again it will 8e too sssssssssssssssssss



iohjbk;n/s,.mnonoNONONO
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[ After that, the typing stops completely. And for a few minutes there is no indication as to why. Any attempts to reach her will go utterly unheeded.

Then the transmission switches to video, fingers that now end in jagged claws scraping at the camera. Briefly, Vriska reappears over the camera. The eight separate eyes now embedded in her face, all empty and white, do not blink in sync.

She ponders the device for a moment, mandibles clicking curiously. Then she throws her head back and laughs, wild and hysterical, and there is a weird guttural quality to her voice, an eerily warped distortion of her normal tone. The transmission cuts when she disappears in a blur and, in so doing, accidentally crushes the device with a newly insectoid foot.

Watch out, New Moore. Spidergirl - the realest deal to ever wear that suddenly unfortunate moniker - is on the prowl, loose on the streets and looking for something to do. She will have her only-somewhat-ground-up phone with her, so anyone is welcome to try to text or reach out in whatever capacity. Whether or not they get a coherent reply is another matter entirely. ]

(ooc; if you want to hit her up in an action thread absolutely feel free - just hit me up here so we can figure out what all will go down, please!)
 
 
SOMETIMES I THINK TO MYSELF HEY KARKAT, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT IDEA?
THEN I RESPOND TO MYSELF WITHIN MY CRANIAL SHELL BY THINKING OH NO. NO. SHUT UP. THAT IDEA WAS DUMB AS SHIT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU KEEP REVIVING IT EVERY TIME SOMETHING FREAKS YOU OUT.
THE FACT BAD THINGS MIGHT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW DOESN'T MAKE IT A PLAUSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION.
YOU CAN'T KEEP GOING BACK TO THAT. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT IF THEY ACTUALLY LISTENED?
WHAT IF THEY ALL STARTED TEXTING YOU INANE SHIT. ONE OF THEM DID ONCE. WHAT IF THEY ALL DID IT.
WHAT THEN?? IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT???
THEN I JUST IGNORE IT BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE POINT
I'M GETTING SIDETRACKED FROM THE POINT.
SO HERE I AM, PUTTING THE POINT BACK "ON TRACK" WHERE IT CAN PROCEED TO CHUG ALONG STEADILY LIKE IT SHOULD
THINKING IT CAN UNTIL IT CAN'T, COLLIDING WITH ANOTHER "TRAIN OF THOUGHT" OR JUMPING ITS RAILS ALTOGETHER
TWISTING ITSELF INTO SOME PROMISING CLUSTER OF FUCK AS CONVOLUTED AS THIS ULTIMATELY POINTLESS METAPHOR.
THE POINT IS IF EVERYONE ACTUALLY FUCKING LISTENED TO ME AND TEXTED ME LIKE I ORIGINALLY ASKED
I WOULDN'T KEEP FINDING MYSELF IN THESE SITUATIONS WHERE I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE TO THE DIGITAL ABYSS
WRITING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
LIKE SOME BROKEN AND SCRATCHED "RECORD" USED FOR SOME ASSHOLE'S SHITTY RAP
WONDERING WHERE THE FUCK YOU ALL ARE FOR PROBABLY THE TEN HUNDRED TWENTY FIFTH TIME.
I WOULDN'T FIND MYSELF ONCE AGAIN SUBMITTING A MEMO TO A NETWORK FULL OF PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A SHIT ABOUT ME
ASKING WHERE THE HELL ANY OF YOU ARE.
SERIOUSLY, WHERE ARE YOU?????? I DON'T MEAN ANY OF THE HUMANS.
THE HUMANS HAVE MADE IT PRETTY OBVIOUS THEY'RE LOSING THEIR POWERS, POISONING EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH, SPONTANEOUSLY GAINING POWERS, GETTING THEMSELVES ABDUCTED, OR OTHERWISE TRADING CLOTHES AND COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.
GAMZEE, I'M LOOKING AT YOU IN PARTICULAR. OR I WOULD BE IF YOU WERE WHERE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
WHICH IS DOING SOMETHING HARMLESS AND IN NO WAY FUCKED UP.
VRISKA, WHY HAVEN'T YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT ANYTHING OR TALKED ABOUT HOW COOL YOU ARE YET???
SAME THING GOES FOR ERIDAN EXCEPT WITH LESS EMPHASIS ON HOW COOL HE IS AND MORE POINTLESS BITCHING ABOUT HOW HIS POWER SUCKS IN COMPARISON TO EVERYONE ELSE'S.
I'M KIND OF GETTING NERVOUS HERE.
LIKE ARADIA, SOLLUX, AND TAVROS? I KIND OF TRUST YOU GUYS NOT TO BE LOSING YOUR SHIT BUT IT WOULD BE COOL IF YOU LIKE
I DUNNO, CHECKED IN OR SOMETHING??
DAVE SAID ARADIA TALKED TO HIM SO THAT'S FINE BUT COME ON. THE REST OF YOU NEED TO STEP THE FUCK UP.
TAVROS, I KNOW YOU HAVE A JOB BUT THERE IS NO WAY BEING A COAT RACK IS *THAT* DEMANDING.
DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN'T PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE TO TELL ME NOBODY MURDERED YOU IN COLD BLOOD AND LATER SEVERED YOUR HEAD FOR PURPOSES I NEITHER KNOW NOR WANT TO UNDERSTAND.
AS USUAL I'M ASKING THE BARE MINIMUM IN PARTICIPATION HERE. I'D EVEN ACCEPT IT IF MAYBE EVERYONE TAPPED THE KEYS A LITTLE, BUT NOT A LOT BECAUSE IF IT WAS JUST A HUGE STRING OF GIBBERISH I THINK I MIGHT GO WITH PREVIOUS ASSUMPTIONS I'VE HAD BEFORE WHICH IS TO ASSUME SOMETHING IS WRONG?
MAYBE JUST A Y OR AN N, WHERE THE Y STANDS FOR "I'M FINE" AND THE N STANDS FOR "I COULD BE DOING BETTER" OR SOMETHING ULTIMATELY BENIGN LIKE THAT.
WRITING ALL THIS OUT IS PRETTY FAMILIAR, SO I'M SURE PAST ME SOMEHOW HAD THE FORESIGHT TO REQUEST SIMILARLY WHICH MEANS I'M NOT JUST BULLSHITTING WITH THIS
SO MAKE IT COHERENT IF YOU CAN
OR JUST DIRECT ANY FORM OF COMMUNICATION TOWARD ME AT ALL? THAT'D BE GREAT!
 
 
17 February 2013 @ 02:32 pm
 
yeah so hope you all are havvin fun on your fuckin dates
like im the pathetic one wwhen you all had to pay for people to spend time wwith you
but my neww roommate is the undead
it not fuckin hyperbole neither
not like kan
like a corpse
so not that anyone givves twwo shits about wwhether or not im murdered you knoww again
but just wonderin if this an islandwwide thing or just my goddamn stellar luck per fuckin usual
 
 
26 January 2013 @ 05:12 pm
:o|
HEY THERE NOW, REDTEXT HERETIC ANTICRUST DICKTWIZZLER COWORKER OF MINE.
what the pusblistering shitfuck did you up and get done to the sign.
 
 
music: hOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOnK
 
 
26 January 2013 @ 11:39 am
 
iS THIS HELL,
i BELIEVE THIS IS HELL,
i AM IN HELL RIGHT NOW,
nOTHING ELSE COULD EXPLAIN THIS FEELING,

pLEASE SEND HELP,
oR A SWIFT CULLING,
bOTH PROSPECTS SOUND EQUALLY ATTRACTIVE IN MY CURRENT STATE,