I think my boss is dead.

Anyone know what the hell that dome around the island's made of?

Dr. Aurelius would be happy to know I've finally found the definitive answer to "real, or not real?" thanks to the staff at the hospital. I appreciate the firm touch, and I'm sorry if I broke anything expensive.

Well, anything too expensive.

They went over some other points that seem slightly different from the way of things back home. So, if, say, I might be surprised to see you--It's okay. I get it. Now's the time to say hello, though.

Unless you want me to be more than surprised later.

We've been watching this thing for two days now.





Can any of us actually read these subtitles?

So as we know, Commander Shepard had a ship.

Now that he's gone, who does it belong to?

Hey brainless, did he really buy you with a cat? Where's the big date? Can Finnick and I take pictures? That's a courtesy question. Does Dave know your favorite flowers are daisies?

Why do I keep getting emails from "sosoeros"?

HOT OR NOT


okay this ones not all guys this time so dont make it weird

KINDA SHADY

HOT OR NOT

CAN YOU HANDLE A MATURE WOMAN

HOT OR NOT


HOT COP

HOT OR NOT


SWEET TATS BRO

HOT OR NOT


I INVESTIGATED AND SHES LEGAL

HOT OR NOT


COME BACK TO STARBOX

HOT OR NOT


I DONT EVEN KNOW

HOT OR NOT


DUDE SHES SMOKIN HOT NO CONTEST

HOT OR NOT

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 16 - 18
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Ok! Here is the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Feel free to edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!

Katniss, you have been on fire like four times already. So what if we threw a car at you? Everyone's back to normal now. Walk it off.

Someone reshuffled the apartment again.

Katniss, this isn't about farmtown or whatever, if you could actually check your phone that'd be great since it's apparently not a phone, its a parrot and I'm trapped on a boat with Finnick who thinks he's an imaginary pirate and I figured if anybody was gonna be unaffected from this crap it would be you and your weirdo immunity. So parrot me back?? I don't get this and I'm going to start gutting people if you don't feel like showing up.

This time isn't my fault either.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that camp counseling hasn't furthered my rehabilitation at all.

Johanna, how are you the only one who got out of this?

I'm not qualified to supervise children.