( report card here )

YEAH! Texas kicked ass in music!!!!!!

Guys, guys, I got it!! I finally got the idea down for THE PERFECT CAR!!

So right, it should OBVIOUSLY be in the shape of a dinosaur, right?? Because what's more badass than a dinosaur?? AND IT NEEDS TO SHOOT FIRE, like dinosaurs do!!



But then I thought, wait, what if I wanna break stuff, too? Fire can't break stuff, it can only burn it, which is pretty cool but sometimes you just gotta SMASH things!! So I thought, let's add a battering ram to it!



OBVIOUSLY it needs the metal point at the front. Actually, the WHOLE THING should be metal! Wood is for losers!!!!

BUT THEN I thought, what if I need to grab stuff?? Like, if there are HUNDREDS of robots coming at me and I need to catch a bunch of them and THROW them at the other robots so they EXPLODE?? So obviously what this car needs is ROBOT HANDS!!!!



OBVIOUSLY the hands will also shoot missiles and bombs and rockets, just hands would be boring.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?? Awesome, right? I thought so.

[you might notice a few things as the transmission starts: 1. Texas is clearly holding his phone with one hand away from him, which makes it easy to see that he is 2. driving his car as he does this (seat belt is on, though!) and if you have good vision and can see out the window by his head, you can see that 3. there is clouds and sky and dude is flying his car]

Look, Texas finally got to test this baby!! I had been putting it off because I was kinda scared, but I should have known that I OBVIOUSLY would be as AWESOME on the sky as I am on the ground!!!

[frown, and a small pause as he does what seems to be a dangerous curve]

Wait, I didn't mean that. I wasn't scared! Texas never gets scared! Except with those weird people-eating candies. Texas was REALLY afraid then!

[another dangerous turn, and is that a building on the side? it's hard to tell]

No, I wasn't! What's going on?? What am I gonna say next, that being in a room by myself is really lonely and that I miss the rest of the Burners a lot? Because that's totally, one hundred percent true!

[for a moment Texas looked as if he was gonna protest again, but hey now there's a building IN FRONT of him and he has to do a sudden move, dropping the device in the process and cutting the connection]

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 16 - 18
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Ok! Here is the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Feel free to edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!

Alright, it's been a pretty weird day. I don't remember my name, or why I'm in this room with a dude with a bear obsession, but I just went out and punched a few zombies and

IT!! WAS!!! AWESOME!!!!

Anyway if any one was worried about those things, they're out of your way now. I SAVED THE DAY!!! YEAH!! You can all go out and face the day without fear. Now could someone tell me what my name is?

ALRIGHT I'm looking for someone who can build me a car! I'd usually ask my friend, but since he's not here and he never recognizes how GREAT my designs are, I'm gonna have to ask someone else to do it. Don't worry, I have the design and everything all done.

( DESIGN HERE! )

So, any takers?

Okay, so that was way more underage drinking than the teen movies prepared me for...

What the hell is a school dance?

Is there food there?

TIPS TO SOOTHE A CRYING BABY
- If you've been cradling your colicky baby face-up and it isn't helping, try another position. Holding your baby facing down -- with your hand under her belly and her head on your forearm -- may soothe her. The pressure on her tummy can help relieve uncomfortable gas.
- Babies in the womb get used to a lot of motion. Mimic that by keeping your baby moving to get her to sleep. Put her in a swing. Cradle her in a rocking chair. Hold her car seat on a vibrating dryer -- never leave her alone, because she might fall. Driving your colicky baby around in the car might work too, but beware of driving if you're exhausted.
- In many cultures, infants spend much of the day hanging in slings on their mothers' backs or chests. When you put your colicky baby in a sling or carrier, he gets to snuggle close and -- with luck -- may be lulled to sleep by your movement. Slings can also give your aching arms a rest or free a hand to fix a sandwich.
- Consoling a colicky baby night after night is terribly hard. It's normal to feel overwhelmed, frustrated, and not up to the job. If nothing seems to work, take a break. Hand your baby off to your spouse or a family member.

OTHER TIPS!!! VERY HELPFUL
- Talk to your baby. She will find your voice calming.
- Read to your baby. This will help her develop and understand language and sounds.
- Sing to your baby and play music. This will help your baby develop a love for music and will help his brain development.
- Praise your baby and give her lots of loving attention.
- Spend time cuddling and holding your baby. This will help him feel cared for and secure.
- Play with your baby when she’s alert and relaxed. Watch your baby closely for signs of being tired or fussy so that she can take a break from playing.
- Try not to keep your baby in swings, strollers, bouncer seats, and exercise saucers for too long.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SUPPORT THE HEAD!!!!


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#poland #polska #polshcha #feliks łukasiewicz #pOLAND YOU REALLY NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THIS OKAY #POLAND THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!

for the last TIME! Her name is MAJA! And you can't teach a baby to drive a car!!



not with that attitude anyway

You know, I'm always down for some chaos and bringing down the jerk in power, but I think some of you guys are taking this TOO FAR! Shooting at random people isn't cool!!

Mike, we should do something about this! I'm thinking we should get some guns that shoot ice and freeze everybody who's getting TOO crazy! Then, we find whoever is doing this and KICK THEIR BUTTS!!

We can totally take my roommate, even if he wears a weird outfit.

Look, you can tell me all you want about fake people and stories and whatever, but I know the truth.

This is a PLOT BY KANE!! I'm onto you, guy!!!

You guys don't have to worry, though. TEXAS IS HERE TO SAVE ALL OF YOU!!

Save your applauses, I know you're greateful.

Anyway, as soon as I find Dutch I'll get him to add a dragon head to my car, some wicked fire-shooting guns, and WE'LL BE GOOD TO GO!!!!!