If there's anyone in the forest about thirteen point five kilometers inland from the coast and just offset from the northernmost edge of the city, I'd suggest you move.
If you're a seismologist currently monitoring the island, I'd advise you to remain calm.
If this is some kind of camp for mental patients and wierdos, count me out, okay? Not interested. I did my time. I'm not a freak. It's the rest of you who are the freaks.
[He flicks his lighter a few more times before flopping back into a chair in his hotel room.]
What kind of kidnappers leave their victims unattended, anyway?