I am looking for some locations that I could use a bit of friendly assistance with. Or unfriendly assistance. Under the circumstances I am really not so picky a man. I merely need a bit of, shall we say, guidance. As I am sure any who have gone through a similar meeting with these fine medical professionals would empathize with.
In order of importance from most, to least.
Scotch
Sleep
Sex
Ace Wrap
As an addendum:
Money or other variety of exchange
Employment