All right, everybody listen up! Due to the flood of reports concerning a large, tawny, predatory cat running loose in and around town, the police force is initiating a hunt. This is going to be undertaken systematically and professionally, and we're requesting the public's assistance.

First: We need everyone to stay indoors as much as possible. Large predators are very dangerous and can be very unpredictable. Do not approach it, and do not run. If you have to go out, stick together in groups and don't dawdle. Cats have very good night vision, so don't assume that going out at night is the answer.

Second: If you see the creature, call emergency services or our hotline: 1-800-244-2287 or 1-800-BIG-CATS. Be quick, clear, and precise. What did you see, where did you see it, what was it doing, where are you now.



The police department, with the assistance of the New Moore Avengers, will be organizing a city-wide search using a variety of techniques and equipment ranging from canine units to infrared cameras during the evening hours - which makes it even more imperative for pets and people to be kept indoors. We'll be attempting to capture the cat, find out where it came from, and get it to a place where it won't cause problems for the city.

Any questions?

Except 'lunar fever' isn't a real medical condition. The only thing closest to what keeps happening here are reoccurring cases of mass psychogenic illness. People freaking out because other people freak out, like when everybody thought any white powder was anthrax. It's psychosomatic.

You also can't admit someone to a hospital against their will unless they pose a threat to themselves or others. Do I look like I'm either of those things? It's not a crime to point out other people are acting crazy, especially when I'm not one of them!

I heard some girl already peaced out, lucky for her. But can somebody check me out of the hospital already? They're backed up treating other people with the "fever," but I'd rather not get a shot of whatever voodoo they think is medicine in this place.

Then again, I've apparently got out of hospitals before, so I'll figure something out.

So is there a mall around here, or am I just missing it?

Look, I'm not hiding anybody from anybody!

Lydia, meet Nico and Karolina. They're my teammates from back home. Nico and Karolina, this is Lydia. She's my girlfriend.

See, now everybody knows everybody.

[ there's a vision of the streets before it gets turned upside down to face Jubilee. She makes a face into it before she turns it right side up and then starts to talk ]

So, like, uh. I think I'm stuck in a horror movie that I can't get out of or someone thought it'd be a good idea to play a trick on the Jubesters. Can anyone give me the skinny on this place or am I just alone and out of my depth here?

 I know some of our regulars already figured it out when they came by yesterday, but the New Brew is closed for the moment.  As soon as I get through finals, I'll be taking over as general manager and re-opening, which means I'm now hiring baristas, I guess.  The pay is good, the benefits are okay, the coffee is excellent.  And it's going to stay excellent.

If you need your caffeine fix while the shop is closed, for a limited time only we'll be selling our beans by the bag, right off the website, and if you bring the receipt by Juanes, they'll give you a ten percent discount on any grinder, coffeemaker, espresso machine, or french press you purchase.

Thanks for your understanding.  We'll be back as soon as we can.

[Locked to Torchwood & Kate Bishop]

I won't be patrolling for the rest of the month.  I have a lot of co-ordinating and office work to do, not to mention finals and the New Brew.  If you need me in the field, I'll still be on call... but for the most part I'll be working dispatch.

[Locked to Jack only]

If you can spare the time, Jack, I was investigating the possibility that some of the ruins in the forest have been being used as a contraband cache, but getting past the exploding plants is tricky.

And one of us should approach Black Widow with a recruitment offer, if we're interested in having this version work with us.

So, not only am I not real, but I've been here four times?

What kind of screwed up place is this!?

Not usually much for these, but I have something of a business poll if you would. Answer it and you can have a cup of coffee on the house. Regardless of which way you answer.

Do you actually enjoy Starbox coffee or do you go for the convenience?
Would you go somewhere else if there were other options?

[Private - Tim]
I know you keep pretty busy, with school, your life and such. But I'll ask anyway.

How do you feel about management.

[Private - Aisling]
Fairly certain Jack thinks I am going to fall apart. How would you like to help me out? I was thinking the three of us could have a picnic if the weather holds. I found some flower seeds in the shop, think you might like them. They're a very nice blue.

[Private - Jack]
Just closed the Cafe for the night. Meet me outside.

[Private - Gwen]
How busy are you, tomorrow?

Sirius Black signed my boob.

[Nodding as she sports a massive grin.]

Seriously. Sirius Mother-Faeking Black.

[Pointing to herself.]

I can now die happy.

[She pauses for a second, still grinning, shaking her head as if she can't believe her luck.]

Best - Kidnapping - Ever.

 Hello!  Before winter break wraps up, I thought a few of us could take the opportunity to talk shop for a bit.  So.  Everyone who's traveled in time, tea party on the TARDIS!  Tomorrow afternoon, maybe?  Extra scones if you show up tomorrow afternoon from somewhen else to attend.

if you haven't traveled in time, but you'd still like a snack in a phone box, you're not out of chances.  On our second day back in class, next week, all my history students get to go on their first field trip of the term.  We'll be examining the island's history.  Unfortunately, we'll be doing it from the present, but you get to take a bag lunch along anyway, so that's all right.  Be sure and bring in your signed permission slips that morning; I'd be very sad to leave you behind.

I still can't believe we're graded on handwriting. What are we, five?

Guess everything here isn't complete garbage knock-offs.

Can I make a Wizard of Oz joke, or is that played out already?

I mean, I guess I could say that as far as hallucinations go, this one's pretty detailed. And long. But that seems like unnecessary info to hand out.

Still, um, no one pinch me. If the gigantic needle didn't do it, I doubt anything else will.

This might be an odd request, but does anyone know where I can find a Menorah?

[Text to Nico]

Did I do something to upset you?

[sweetie you seem a bit moodier than usual.]

Alright, I've had all I could take of being here, but if we have to stand staying in this place the least we can do is get the lacrosse team going again. Danny, McCall, you guys are already in. Oh, Stilinski, too.

For the rest of you, we'll have tryouts. Ask any questions you have here, we'll try to help.