[Oops. Someone's phone turned on while still being lectured in the hospital.]

Yes. Thank you. I am well aware of the opinions you OYSTERS have about us 'Wonderlanders'.

Just point me back to where you found me and I'll get out of your hare hair.

Sounds like a plan? That's because it IS one.

Look. You don't want me here. I really don't want to be here. I really don't want to be there, either. In fact, I'd rather be anywhere but either of the two options right now. Just -

HEY

Put that down!

I'm warning you.

Do not

Mess With

My Hat.