Wow, okay, lets start with how there are a lot of you on here. I mean, okay, this whole stuck-in-an-alternate-reality-where-we-are-all-allegedly-fictional thing is apparently pretty popular, or, you know, whatever it was that dragged all of us here is pretty powerful. Short of being able to go home I guess all the indications are getting settled is the way to go so, hi, I'm Billy. We can just pretend I gave the obligatory paragraph and a half about how I really need to go home as if that'll make that happen.

Is there anything they didn't tell me that I need to know? I am all ears. Or just saying hi, that works too! No better way to get into a new universe you're stuck in without getting to know the other kidnapees, right?

Katie, babe? You have any idea why I woke up in a ballpit instead of a bed?

[Carol's sitting on one of her dinning room chairs, looking at the camera with a bit of apprehension. Her posture is just a bit to straight, her jaw just a bit too tight. This is not the same Carol Danvers who has called the island her home for the past year.

She'd watched all the videos she'd left for herself, all the videos her friends had left her. Now there's just this.]

Hey, New Moore.

Wow, okay, this is weird.

[She takes a deep breath.]

You guys apparently know me, but I don't know you. Apparently I've been here a year, but it feels like I just woke up here this morning.

For those of you who knew about my brain injury, it's taken care of now. I'm cleared to fly again. Unfortunately that means I don't remember any of you. I don't really remember much about home either...

Anyways, if I know you, or I guess even if I don't, it'd be nice if you could introduce yourself. I left myself some videos so I know a lot of namesm but only a few faces.

I need a glass case for one of my Christmas presents. It's too mint. It's making me nervous exposing it to anything. John, try not to breathe too hard near it.

Can wizards make things dust proof? One of you help me out on that.

On a related note, I hope everyone enjoyed their holiday and will not explode half the town in two days with whatever New Year's celebration they start up since obtaining illegal fireworks seems to be a little too easy.
That's a hint. You can get illegal fireworks easily. They're also technically not illegal here. I checked. See where I'm going with this? You're welcome.

apparently the doctors here don't like it when new arrivals accidentally sort of punch them in the face because it took me forever to get out of that stupid hospital. anyway i passed the psych test whatever that means. now i have a roommate and i'm learning to live in the "real world" and even posting on here like a good little fictional so... is that it? what about parole for good behavior? is this even australia? this is really not the type of prison i thought i'd end up in and i don't remember being extradited but i guess they don't really go through the whole justice system thing for secret island reformatories.

also is there like a diamond district around here anywhere? cash for gems, that kind of thing?

Hey, so. As long as we're doin' announcements and all. Figured two months of being a lazy jerkoff was enough. I got a new office.



Good luck on finals and have a good vacation, see y'all in art class.

What if we renamed the Young Avengers to Kate and the Spiders and we just performed lots of Queen covers? I call dibs on the high notes in Bohemian Rhapsody.

I already knew everyone thought I was fictional so we can skip that. Hello.

I'd like to note that the ballpit doesn't have any of those tubes I get to crawl into like all big play places are supposed to have and this is a let down as a new arrival here. You know what I'm talking about, right? The ones with the tiny windows at dead ends and going through them makes your hair stick up with static and they always lead to a slide eventually?
You're really missing out not having those.

Thanks? I think? I still don't know if that's an insult or what.

has anyone seen lydia martin? blue dress, reddish hair. i swear she was just here...

so i guess i have a date for homecoming? not complaining or anything. im stoked. took me by surprise is all.

who else is going?

There's something fundamentally messed up with adults being invited to a Homecoming. I know lately that includes me, but.. Just saying.

I give up.

Nobody's gonna talk about a weird carnival showing up overnight? I mean, I get pirates were weirder, just seems freaky I'm the first one to mention it.

Okay, I know I should be the last one saying this---


You guys are being way too normal for a bunch of people who randomly time-travel and turn into pirates.

so now I"m lfkike not even fucking allowed ot have friends

jsut

fyi everyone

no friends for Kate Bishop

just underage boyfreinds

Loki and Miles

just Katie Bhsiop and her boyfriends

and girlfriensd

Rose and Lydia

Theyr'e appropriately aged at least


thats it
nnothing else necessary

no teammatesnt she's nown for ever

just some new tetmaates its oak

it's not like buildigning a team is hard aro anything

fuck thisssss