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[ group text message to peter parker and miles morales ]

What if we renamed the Young Avengers to Kate and the Spiders and we just performed lots of Queen covers? I call dibs on the high notes in Bohemian Rhapsody.

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That's actually a pretty dope band name. I'm not sure if I can play anything but the tambourine tho.

No, you definitely need to learn another instrument. As the token girl, I'm the only one who's allowed to stand there and look pretty.

I can't believe you're just automatically dismissing the amount of pretty I can bring to the table. Where are my special token privileges?? Don't I get something for being the only black fictional kid in school??

Oooh, good point. Make sure you add lots of fancy slides to the songs. Maybe you can have a token freestyle rap added to all our covers?

I rapped in 5th grade once. It was for a poetry assignment. Our Teacher for America thought she was connecting with the urban youth.

She was not.

But was the rap good?

I may or may not have chosen something from Lord of the Rings when she said you could "just rap out any poem you want."

Can that please be our first single?

The Riddle of Strider....... THE REMIX!!

Genius!

You rap. Kate can play the tambourine and be pretty, as stated by her. And I will... play the triangle.

The triangle is a copout.

How come the triangle is a copout but standing there and looking pretty isn't??

He has a point.

It's not my fault we live in a patriarchal society.

Don't give in to the patriarchy, Kate. Be the wonderful instrument player this band deserves.

Well in that case, get ready to jam to the sweet tunes of my bombastic cello playing.

Wait. You actually play the cello? You should not have been taking the token pretty one role.

Yeah, seriously. I didn't think this band was supposed to have actual talent in it.

I'm in the school orchestra! I'd be UIL lead if this island had UIL.

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