Can someone bring my homework please? And notes from physics. Kate don't bother, you have the worst handwriting alive.

Does anyone else think everything is really loud lately?

Wow, okay, lets start with how there are a lot of you on here. I mean, okay, this whole stuck-in-an-alternate-reality-where-we-are-all-allegedly-fictional thing is apparently pretty popular, or, you know, whatever it was that dragged all of us here is pretty powerful. Short of being able to go home I guess all the indications are getting settled is the way to go so, hi, I'm Billy. We can just pretend I gave the obligatory paragraph and a half about how I really need to go home as if that'll make that happen.

Is there anything they didn't tell me that I need to know? I am all ears. Or just saying hi, that works too! No better way to get into a new universe you're stuck in without getting to know the other kidnapees, right?

If I ever thought I was cut out for the hero thing?

I'm not. I was deluding myself. That was the single stupidest thing I've ever



no, this is. not. appropriate.

I'm here. I wasn't. But I am now. Look, I'm. I'm so sorry.

I don't know how you guys do it. How anyone does it. All the stories I've heard? About people here coming back from being dead in their worlds, or just, I don't know, recovering, or bouncing back from it or something? It's just unreal. I. No. Still inappropriate. I'm done. Here. I'm done here. Right now. With this.

Please tell me we're done with whatever was going on? Please?

Peter?

Please please please tell me you're here.

I don't know where I am.

I'm not sure how I got here.

But I need help. I don't want to hurt anyone.

I knew it!!! Ha!

[There's some unintentional shakycam footage - deliberate video, but not deliberate shakycam - of an excited kid, thirteen or fourteen years of age, with one fist clenched in triumph. He's literally vibrating in excitement.]

The videophones are advanced technology, so unless this is a comics-style adventure or something video-game inspired there won't be magic too. It's too early to say if aliens or time travelers are involved, but that's not important. The real question is, why us?

It might just be a random sample, but it could be there's something special, too, and that's why we were taken. Quick, if you're getting this message, tell me everything that's unusual about you. Why would you be important to extraterrestrials?

Of course, if this is just the future it might be that something you haven't done yet is important. And if this is an alternate universe than maybe your cross-dimensional doppleganger is really the important one.

But... this really happened to all of us, right? So there's definitely a chance we can find out!

Is anyone else going to take Chinese this semester? I need a study buddy.

The wok was a mistake.

Haruhi... I'm sorry. I'll keep trying to scrub the kitchen but I feel like I need a Hulkbuster team in here to fix this.

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 13 - 15
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Okay! Here's the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Please edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!

I need locations for the following shops:

Thyme to Bloom
KeepsCake
Gareth's Espousal
We're Knot Here
Sous la Cupboard

Does anyone know a good photographer?

Private - Tim

When you have time. A word?

Private - Aisling

I may need your help again. If you do not mind sparing us a place in your forest one more time.

Private - Jack

Let's not make this one a repeat of the last wedding fairy experience. Moving all those sleeping people was no easy feat, I'll remind you.

Hey, so. As long as we're doin' announcements and all. Figured two months of being a lazy jerkoff was enough. I got a new office.



Good luck on finals and have a good vacation, see y'all in art class.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I am not fucking around here. Everyone seemed totally fuckin' fine with all of that bullshit nonsense the last couple of days like it was no big deal.

I know this place gets up to some weird shit sometimes but Jesus fucking Christ. Felt like I was gonna have me soul ripped out or something. Christ.

[Locked Post: Kazu, Cass, Kara, Kate, Terry, Miles, Jason, Peter, Gwen, & Gwen]

Now that we can be pretty sure the world's not going to end this week... does anyone have Thanksgiving plans?

Am I a Vampire if I drink this? Is Mountain New still okay to drink?

What if we renamed the Young Avengers to Kate and the Spiders and we just performed lots of Queen covers? I call dibs on the high notes in Bohemian Rhapsody.