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So... I'm almost afraid to ask what kinds of things this place usually cooks up for Christmas.

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It's a popular question. Expect a busy month, and magic mistletoe is almost a guarantee.

Magic mistletoe.
Are you serious?

Unfortunately, yes.

Great.
That sounds embarrassing.

Got it in one. Even if you hole up in your apartment, it's probably going to find you. My advice is just stock up on chapstick and get ready to pretend it never happened.

Huh.
I'm good at doing that, at least.
Thanks for the warning.

Uncharacteristic weather for an island of this geography and probably presents we don't actually want.

The usual, then?
I don't know why I expected any different.

Haha. I think that's the definition of insanity.

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?

That's it. Congrats on the insanity.

I always thought insane people weren't capable of questioning their own sanity.

I think everyone's capable of questioning sanity.

I agree, but that isn't what I said.

SNOW!

Really?
How much snow?

more than a little, less than a buttload

Specific measurements. I like that.

Well, last year we got amnesia for Christmas. The year before that, we all got whatever we wanted for Christmas. This year? Who knows? The island likes to mess with folks though.

Amnesia for Christmas?
That makes a difference from the whole 'you'll get coal if you're bad' deal.

Yeah, this place doesn't mess around.

I'm starting to get that impression.
How long have you been here?

just over two years. Yeah. It's been jolly.

Wow.
That must have been hard.

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