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[geminated_man]

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I am not fucking around here. Everyone seemed totally fuckin' fine with all of that bullshit nonsense the last couple of days like it was no big deal.

I know this place gets up to some weird shit sometimes but Jesus fucking Christ. Felt like I was gonna have me soul ripped out or something. Christ.

Comments

[everythingspandex]

This comes back to my original theory that the island brainwashes people into accepting things everyone should be traumatized about.

[geminated_man]

Actually, that makes a lot of sense.

[everythingspandex]

The longer I'm here the more it makes sense. It's. Really. Disturbing.

[geminated_man]

Though is it that they're brainwashing us? Or are we just getting used to this fucked-up freakshow?

[everythingspandex]

Yeah. That. A lot of us were pretty messed up to begin with.

But I'd like to think brainwashing was to blame so I don't have to accept that sad truth.

[geminated_man]

Oh. That's actually kinda nice, that is. Smart.

Though if you want my expert opinion, this place really hasn't helped much in the way of actually rehabilitating anyone.

[everythingspandex]

Yeah, this is counter productive for that.

[geminated_man]

So what were those things? Aside from disgusting and creepy as hell?

[everythingspandex]

Beats me. They looked like that villain from Fern Gully.

[geminated_man]

Ohh shit! I loved that movie when I was a kid! Learning about the rainforest and shit and all them cute little faeries!

[everythingspandex]

Right? That's one of the best movies. More people should watch it.

[geminated_man]

I'd probably fuck that main faerie chick. That sassy one with the short hair?

[everythingspandex]

That escalated quickly.

[geminated_man]

Are you saying you wouldn't? That little thing all floating around in that barely-anything little outfit?

[everythingspandex]

I think I'd be more interested in the fact that she's a fairy than if she was bangable.

[geminated_man]

That's cos you've got shit priorities, mate.

[everythingspandex]

Dude. Most people watching that aren't thinking about how they'd do Crysta.

[geminated_man]

Must've been a sad, lonesome childhood you lot had.

[everythingspandex]

My sad childhood doesn't make you wanting to have sex with cartoon fairies any saner.

[geminated_man]

Oh come on, it's not that strange. Young boys in their budding sexualities in their adolesence?

[everythingspandex]

It's just not the first thing that comes to mind or something you admit when someone's like yeah that's a good movie.

[geminated_man]

Why not? You get to thinking about what you like about it, and you think about the little faerie girl and then you think about how hot she is.

Simple maths.

[everythingspandex]

Oh my god. Why.

[Voice]

[myloveisalwayshere]

It's alright. Try to breathe deeply.

[Voice]

[geminated_man]

I WAS ATTACKED BY A GIANT FUCKIN' MOUTH, LOVE. HOW THE FUCK D'YOU CALM DOWN FROM THAT SHIT? It was like... a giant mouth with little weird, stupid legs and it felt all weird and [ He shudders ] Fuckin' hell.

[Voice]

[myloveisalwayshere]

[She winces and shudders.] That's definitely something fit for nightmares, but you're safe. This place likes to play with us sometimes.

[cloneororiginal]

Dunno what the fuck it was, but it needs t'fucking stop.

[geminated_man]

I am all on board for that, love.

GDMIT wrong account

[cloneororiginal]

Tch, it's times like these I even wonder why I bother to leave my flat.

no worries!

[geminated_man]

Cos you can't stay inside forever and they haven't come up with a liquor delivery system yet?

[cloneororiginal]

No, they haven't. Someone should really get to work on that.

But for now, I'll stay inside. I'm taking a day off for m'self.

[geminated_man]

Might be for the best, given the rather bizarre and horrifying circumstances. Need any company?

[cloneororiginal]

Be for the best? Try for my own survival.

[She seems to think it over for a moment.] Depends if said company is bringing anythin' wit'em.

[geminated_man]

Depends on what you're wanting. Personally? I'm wanting some Chinese. Maybe some chocolate.

[cloneororiginal]

Both sound good, especially the Chinese. Guess you'll be over in what? Forty minutes?

[geminated_man]

Thereabouts, yeah. Silverware or chopsticks? I'm kinda shit with the stupid little bamboo things meself.

[cloneororiginal]

Now that you've said that, you have to bring the chopsticks. But, I'll have silverware on hand, just in case you truly need 'em.

[geminated_man]

Aw fuck. You're gonna make me do that? Ohh you're a cruel mistress you are. Fine, but if I've got to do it, then so do you. Deal?

[cloneororiginal]

Fine with me. Never said I had a problem with 'em.

[geminated_man]

Then you've gotta teach me. I never understand the shite directions they print on the packaging anyway. No offence, chopstick-makers, but that is not how you hold a pencil.

[cloneororiginal]

Suppose I will.

Mate, you never follow the directions on the packaging. Always best if someone shows you.

[geminated_man]

What other things can you teach me?

[cloneororiginal]

Depends on how much time we have, love.

[geminated_man]

I think we can make room somewhere between the wontons and sesame chicken.

[cloneororiginal]

I get the feeling we'll find time before and after the chocolate too.

[geminated_man]

Anyone tell you lately how fucking wonderful you are?

[cloneororiginal]

Since you were last over, no. That's a problem you really should fix.

Oh and one more thing, don't forget the soy sauce and ginger yeah?

[geminated_man]

Your wish is my command. Not just regarding dinner, either.

[cloneororiginal]

Be careful with what you say, love. You might regret sayin' that later on.