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[geminated_man]

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I am not fucking around here. Everyone seemed totally fuckin' fine with all of that bullshit nonsense the last couple of days like it was no big deal.

I know this place gets up to some weird shit sometimes but Jesus fucking Christ. Felt like I was gonna have me soul ripped out or something. Christ.

Comments

[geminated_man]

So what were those things? Aside from disgusting and creepy as hell?

[everythingspandex]

Beats me. They looked like that villain from Fern Gully.

[geminated_man]

Ohh shit! I loved that movie when I was a kid! Learning about the rainforest and shit and all them cute little faeries!

[everythingspandex]

Right? That's one of the best movies. More people should watch it.

[geminated_man]

I'd probably fuck that main faerie chick. That sassy one with the short hair?

[everythingspandex]

That escalated quickly.

[geminated_man]

Are you saying you wouldn't? That little thing all floating around in that barely-anything little outfit?

[everythingspandex]

I think I'd be more interested in the fact that she's a fairy than if she was bangable.

[geminated_man]

That's cos you've got shit priorities, mate.

[everythingspandex]

Dude. Most people watching that aren't thinking about how they'd do Crysta.

[geminated_man]

Must've been a sad, lonesome childhood you lot had.

[everythingspandex]

My sad childhood doesn't make you wanting to have sex with cartoon fairies any saner.

[geminated_man]

Oh come on, it's not that strange. Young boys in their budding sexualities in their adolesence?

[everythingspandex]

It's just not the first thing that comes to mind or something you admit when someone's like yeah that's a good movie.

[geminated_man]

Why not? You get to thinking about what you like about it, and you think about the little faerie girl and then you think about how hot she is.

Simple maths.

[everythingspandex]

Oh my god. Why.