Why does stuff like this keep happening to me.

We ain't married, bitch. We ain't even talkin' right now, not after that Pokemon shit.

Yo, Boss.

Not sayin' I got anything that needs to be stashed somewhere, but if I did, and since our previous secret HQ got torched and all— where you want me to stash it?

I've been thinking lately, it might be time I sought employment.

Oh no. Conrad's bar burned down.

What an unfortunate thing to happen as soon as the deed was in my name.

I'll have to find a new business opportunity.

I've always been interested in expansion, and soon the paperwork will be processed on my new acquisition. Conrad's myriad of debts were difficult to settle quickly.

However! While many developments are less than ideal at the moment, a silver lining is that the bureaucracy moves much faster like this.

For anyone suffering from the weather- You're more the welcome to escape it in our shop.

WHAT: Dreams! all the dreams
WHO: Lydia Martin, Poland, Victor Mancha, Eridan Ampora, Roxy Lalonde, Lau
WHEN: Anytime during the dream plot!
NOTE: PLEASE RESPOND TO WHICHEVER DREAM YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. Try and specify who you're replying to. None of these dreams take place at the same time/place/etc.


( LYDIA MARTIN )

( POLAND )

( VICTOR MANCHA )

( ERIDAN AMPORA )

( ROXY LALONDE )

( LAU )

Well, I suppose in the grand scheme of my experiences thus far, this is far from the strangest thing I’ve seen, much less been told. Of course, it would be disingenuous to claim that I’m not somewhat put out by the loss of my assets, to say nothing of my business associate... I anticipate that my Allmate will be particularly difficult to replace. But then, as they say, after the rain, the earth hardens, I suppose.

There’s nothing for it but to start at square one!

I suppose this is the time to ask after any of my acquaintances who might have already arrived. Otherwise, it’s very nice to meet you, residents of New Moore. I’m sure we’ll have many opportunities to talk in the future. Please let me know if there’s anything I should know getting settled in.

In response to some recent criticism of my business:

There are people in this world who find reality to painful to live through. I'm selling those people dreams. How they choose to experience that is not my responsibility.

The following items are still missing from my shop, presumed stolen during a previous incident.

Four poster bed, king
Six (6) Antique Gortham Versailles Sterling Gumbo spoon set
Philco PT-44 All American Five radio set
Three (3) Braeburn apples
Drill press
Kazak rug, hand knotted, wool (12x15)
Satchel, yellow, with mouth
Bath salts, blue
A porceline figure of a Regency era couple dancing (damaged)
Bronze dodecahedra
Shovel
Leg warmers, pair, gray
Boomed box and stereo set
Fourteen (14) packs of white chalk
Hyperdermic needles, eight (8) boxes
La Madrastra; The Complete Series (Blu-Ray)
Cement stone
Hymenophyllaceae fern

If you have any information about my missing personal effects, please do not contact the local police department. Although local law enforcement has been informed of the robbery, we are more than happy to deal with helpful community members directly.

Ran Mao and I can't be here. We're supposed to be at work.

I know we've had some supply interruptions lately, but I believe this firefly is speaking Morse Code.

Also does anyone know what Morse Code is?

Which do you think is worse? Never waking from your dream, or never being able to dream?

Are you shitting me?





Guys, I shouldn't have to say this, but don't. Just... don't.

Is it over yet?

[ Look vampires and werewolves are making this whole "hungry-zombie" thing really difficult what with everyone sharing blood and talking about juicy meat. Halloween's over as of this morning. Stop eating all the steak and draining Mister Sunglasses.

Go eat some of that on-sale candy or something instead. ]

Also...those corpse-look..ing... guys... aren't dead.

[ Those are just drug addicts. ]

With all these security disruptions around the shop, it's very difficult to accomplish any business.