I can't believe that I need to start looking into college applications soon.

I feel kind of weird asking this, but seeing as it's my only option here, does anyone know anything about the college? I'm thinking about stopping in and asking about their law or pre-law program. If they've got one.

Any suggestions?

Ah... do people have... any plans... for today ... ?

It's Easter!

We will be watching romantic television shows, beamed to us across the ether from other worlds:

[Castle is trying not to sound desperate, but a little nervousness is seeping into his tone.]

If you'd believe it, I'm still available to go to the dance! I know, it's quite the shocker. Me. Without a date. To the mandatory dance. So if anybody is still in need of a date, I would be more than happy to oblige. I am told I'm quite the dancer, and I make very good company.

Loners, wallflowers, and shy or brokenhearted souls:  you may slow the desperate race of your troubled hearts!

The Ouran High School Host Club (New Moore Cadet Branch) will be pleased to humbly offer ourselves as your saviors for this upcoming dance!  Anyone in need of a date to the dance need only present themselves at the Four Saisones Auxiliary Ballroom to select an elegant soul to escort them!  Rest assured, all of us are smooth dancers, charming conversationalists, and handsome enough that, should we stand beside you, you'll be certain to be the envy of all of your friends!  For gentlemen in need of a date, the Hostess Club exists to answer your need, and these wonderful ladies are just as accomplished!

Please, in your hour of need, don't hesitate!  While we wish to present a warm welcome to all of our customers, and turn no-one away, alas, it's possible that there are more lonely souls on this island than there are Hosts to relieve them!

We hope to see you soon!!

[Locked to the Host Club//Frankly the worst computer security anyone could imagine]

Oka-san!  Oka-san!  What are our resources for this event?  That advertisement was all right, wasn't it?  I didn't even offer any discounts!

So this was... an interesting week. I know I'm not the first to say it, but it really has been... and I'm sorry to anyone I may have been overly-friendly to... I'm not normally like that.

And Tamaki? I know things didn't go... exactly as planned on Tuesday, but I was wondering if you'd like to try again? Or if you didn't care for it, we can throw around some other ideas. I'm flexible.

EDIT: Minato-kun? Do you want to join me and Tamaki for dinner?

I will not be attending the Host Club's holiday preparation. It is nothing to concern yourselves over. I am just feeling a bit...ah... under the weather.

I am certain you will get along fine without me.

Fujioka, do not allow Suou to go over the budget I laid out previously.

People of New Moore!  In the lonely moments of your frightened hearts, the tumultuous events of the last few months may have left doubts.  However, you may rest assured that no matter the trials and tribulations of the world, the Ouran Host Club (New Moore Cadet Branch) will always be there to extend comfort, refreshment, and joy to ease your days and encourage the blossoming of love.  As of now, the Host Club can proudly and confidently announce that our operating budget is healthy, our doors are open, and our usual operating hours and weekly events are running once more!  Should you come to the Auxiliary Ballroom of the Four Saisones Hotel, we will, as always, be waiting for you!

[Locked//Worst Security Ever Please Hack]

Okaa-san!  Okaa-san!

The children want to know what we're doing for Valentine's Day this year!

So now that things from the Meteor have calmed down a lot, things actually seem to be going well. School is going well, and I really couldn't be in any better spot in my life.

It's really surprising how much you take for granted when you think that nothing's going to happen to threaten your worldview.
( [Private to Minato] )

( [Private to Tamaki] )

At.er all that... it's just... nothing happened?

Wow.

I... I don't even know what to do with myself.

The comet is so large now... Coming so close... Teddie's not ready... It's so unfair... I've had such a short time amongst you all... such a short time living a human life... There's so much Teddie hasn't done yet....

To all my friends... Ryoji... Sensei... Yosuke... Alois... Chie-chan... Junpei-kun... John... Kanji-kun... all the sexy ladies I have yet to befriend... Let's make the most of the time we have left.

Maybe the suit will protect me.

Ah... so that when I leave this life in a moment of beautiful devastation, I don't have any unfinished business left behind that would cause me to return as a ghost... I think... there are some things that ought to be said...

Minato-kun, I am very sorry we never got to attend the film festival together. Still, watching movies alone with you was a precious moment I'll be sure to cherish! Despite being indisputably the King of the Host Club, I feel like it was you who started to teach my heart new things!

Naoto-dono, no matter how dramatic and stirring a secret romance must be, in my last hours I must proclaim it from the rooftops! Your cool, aloof manner and impeccable dress have always been admirable things, but what will hold my memory the most is the becoming flush in your cheeks at the moment we had our first and so far only kiss under the mistletoe!

Haruhi-chan... it feels like this is the most difficult to say, but... the closeness I feel for you turns out never to have been the proud regard of a father for a daughter after all, or even a sempai for a kohai! My biggest regret in preparation for the upcoming life is that I realized this too late to confess my true warmer feelings for you! Maybe... maybe our chance for romance will be permitted by the stars again in our next incarnations, on some other world!

Kyouya-kun. You have always been the best of friends to me, and even though I feel like perhaps I have relied on you too much without appreciation, there's nobody but Kyouya-kun who could have made me the man I am today. Arigato, Ohtori Kyouya-san. You will always be the oka-san to my otou-san.

Ryoji-kun. Seta-san. Fellow Hosts and Hostesses. Sharing these unique experiences with you has made them shine brighter in my memory than anything I could have done with less admirable friends. Sayonara.

This can't be happening. This can't be happening... Not yet. Please not yet.

Everyone always thinks it's going to happen in their lifetimes... but who ever actually thinks that they're going to be right?

Well... Whatever happens, happens, I guess. There's still a lot that I would like to do but... If this is the end, I'd rather die with dignity making others comfortable than die cowering under a rock somewhere.

So with or without the other hosts, I will ensure that the Host Club stays open to those who need a place to come and find peace with his or her fellow man, and those who need a friend to hold their hands.

I am the Host, Fujioka Haruhi, at your service.

[She's gone with voice for now. No need to broadcast her appearance to the world. There's typical street noises in the background - she's probably in Main Street from the sound of it.]

Beast, Bigby, Cole, you guys out there? This is Cindy. I'm a little bit lost as to the situation - any particular reason I'm suddenly in Nowheresville, Nowhere, being told I'm a piece of fiction? Did I piss Frau off again? If this is a joke I will never let you in my store again.

I can't even find a bloody designer label store or tailor. Am I expected to wear off-the-rack clothes? Really? Is one good fashion designer in this town too much to ask for?

Or a decent plane out of here? Or just any plane out of here?

You know, people, I'm due in Milan for Fashion Week soon, and I'd hate to miss it. I'm ditching half my creditors for this. So if someone could tell me how I get out of here, that would be great.