I regret to inform my students that I will be relinquishing several of my courses to undertake another endeavor. I assure you, you will all be in very good hands, but should you find you are having trouble, simply let me know. I will be happy to offer my help at the same office hours as ever.  I should clarify, this is not to do with the event of the past week.

Raven... would you care to join me for dinner sometime this week? I promise I will not force you to another game of chess, if you would rather not.

[Given the fact that some seem to be compelled to send out city-wide texts in this time of strange over-sharing, Loki decides it's time for a go. He isn't affected in the slightest, but he wouldn't be Loki if he couldn't pretend a little.]

Thor, it was me who helped the ogres take Mjolnir. It was also my idea to dress you as a woman to get it back, not Heimdall. I knew at least seven different ways we could have gotten it back without you putting on Mother's dress.

...

Damn.

GODDAMNIT WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO POST THIS MY FINGERS ARE COMPELLING ME TO GO ON IT'S LIKE I CAN'T STOP SPEWING FORTH EVERYTHING COMING INTO MY HEAD AND THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN MY HEAD THOUGHTS AND IDEAS AND MATH AND SCIENCE AND DERAILED TRAINS OF IT LEFT AND RIGHT

DEAR GOD SELF, SHUT UP

I'LL TRY TO KEEP THIS SHORT AND SWEET EVEN THOUGH SHORT AND SWEET HAS NEVER BEEN MY FORTE WAIT WHY AM I WRITING THIS IN CAPSLOCK HOLD ON

Better

yes

good

okay

class canceled until this is over and i can actually talk and filter myself like a decent human being oh who am i kidding i'm not decent i destroyed a solar system and i will be hiding in my room possibly covering my own mouth with duct tape for the duration

3.141592653589793 pi to 15 places good keep reciting pi actually a real pie sounds good

GOODBYE I'M GOING NOW

I want a dog.
Is that too much to as for? It's all I ever wanted.
I had one before, very briefly. His name was Bones. I got him when I ran away and ended up getting this nice little setup in Flagstaff. For the first time ever I was completely free to do whatever I wanted. It only lasted for two weeks though.

Seriously though. I really want a dog.

_{[And then Sam has a moment of why did I even say any of that?]}

After having a fifth student this morning inform me that they have no intentions of paying attention to class, and are only here looking for extra credit handouts to help them pass, I am closing office hours for the day for the good of the rest of you. I advise you to go home, if you are able, before you say something far more detrimental to someone other than myself.

[It's bad enough when he has to so many of them think it.]

This is probably a strange question, but did anyone else wake up feeling, ah, especially talkative today?

[Private to Chief Shepard//NMPD security]
Sir, I don't think Detective Beckett should come in today. Not unless we can put her in one of the offices for the day.

I have no idea what's going on. This all seems like rubbish, and I need to go home... but I can't seem to get back on my own. There's something preventing me from.. ah. Leaving.

[There is a pause as he glances about at the people coming and going along the street outside the hospital. None of them seem to be paying him any mind. Since he normally can't go out without being recognised, he assumes he is in a Muggle city.]

The people I spoke to told me I've been enrolled in public school, and that I'll be assigned a roommate in a flat somewhere. [He makes an exasperated sort of sound.] I'm sorry, I don't have time for any of this.

Well... This is a bit embarrassing.

If anyone catches sight of a rogue broom on the loose in the city, please contact Sirius or myself so we can put it out of commission before someone gets hurt.

Who: Remus, Sirius and anyone else who comes by
What: Marauding magic opens its doors for business!
When: All week~
Where: At the Marauding Magic Shop near the outskirts of town, close to the forest.
Warnings: Magic!

[Finally the big day everyone (at least two or three people, maybe) has been waiting for arrived! Today Marauding Magic opens its doors.

Come by and discover the wonders that lie within! Potions, books, toys and tools, things that are more sentient than they really have any business being and items whose purpose isn't entirely apparent at first, but they sure look pretty.

A fire that changes colors ever so often and chairs by the fireplace, the shop is inviting you to stay a while and discover more. Behind the counter there is a staircase leading upstairs. Don't mind any of the sounds you might hear from there, magical experiments can go unexpected ways at times.

Perched on top of the counter sits an owl, watching everything that is going on, sometimes by turning his head 180 degrees, as owls do. Better don't shop-lift, that beak is sharp.

When you enter, a chime follows as the door closes. It won't be long until a wizard or two appears. Welcome to Marauding Magic, prepare to be charmed.]


[ooc: Come enter the shop and fulfill your dreams and secret desires! Or just have a nice chat with the chaps running the place. Either way, come on in!]

Who: Anita Blake and Kate Beckett
What: The partners need some... partner time.
Where: South 305
When: December 27th
Warnings: Girl's night!

( trying to fill up this hole in my soul but nothing fits there )

I thought I’d start by saying this is going to sound kind of weird but then, I remembered this is New Moore so…

Is there anyone here who maybe knows something about wards? Magical. Not ya know, the sick people in Hospit- Never mind. I'm looking for a...Um. Ghosts. I'm not looking for them exactly I'm looking to keep them away. Far, far away. Or just away enough so I can....

[A moment later.]

Yeah... there really was no way to make that not sound crazy was there?

I thought we were done with months like this.

Release List
Sapphire Birch
Giselle
Alcide Herveaux
Feferi Peixes
Sif
Teddie
Wallace Wells
Jackson Whittemore
Rory Williams


[Locked to NMPD]

Patrol Assignments

Police Station: Chief Shepard, Secretary Sheska, Precinct Caterer Frye (part-time).

South Beat: Rogers and Barnes.

East Beat: America and Jenny.

North Beat: Blake and Beckett. Blake, still Jackass Liaison.

West Beat: Beifong and Cooper.

And we're all finally down to forty-four hours a week. Nobody get released.

Jenny. America. I've got something to tack on to your caseload. In the last few months, there's been a lot more methamphetamine hitting the streets. I'm pulling together a task force -- you two and about a quarter of the uniforms -- to track it to its source and shut it down. I want everybody keeping their eyes open on this, but you two are taking point, and it's your first priority.

What's the line? Start with the usual suspects.

The rest of you, if you've got ongoing cases, bring me your progress.
[/Lock]

Marauding Magic will be opening its mystery-wrought doors tomorrow for any and all who might have an interest in putting a bit of magic in their lives.

The honourable and incorrigible Messrs Padfoot and Moony invite you to come and see what 's behind the doors of New Moore's one and only magic store.

Let us charm you.



With Sincerest Regards,
Messrs Padfoot and Moony

Well, would you look at that, I've reached my one year anniversary in New Moore. It has certainly been an eventful year, and I've met all sorts of interesting people.

Here's to another, I suppose, though I'd rather we were all back where we belong, personally.

I'll have a cake and fashionable sash ready for this year's New Year Baby.

[The Doctor is clearly excited, his voice extremely animated as he speaks a little too loudly and enthusiastically into the camera.]

Happy New Years, everyone!

Brilliant day, New Years. Did you know, the human race is the only species I have ever met in 900 years of space and time that marks the turn of the year - the continual passage of time - with a celebration?

Ingenious idea - truly creative, and the spirit behind it is inspiring - but I've never seen it crop up anywhere else. I wonder if that means something.

[He looks thoughtfully off into the distance for several moments before seeming to realize he's still on camera and grinning again, giving everyone a thumbs up with a somewhat mad expression.]

Well, have a good one!

Who: Anita Blake and Loki Laufeyson (MCU), with possible appearances from Sirius and mini-Loki.
When: New Year's Eve
Where: All over town.
What: Win a Date With Anita Blake (Courtesy of Sirius Black)

( There's probably a cheaper way to troll, but it wouldn't be as much fun. )