[the video starts and you can see a black cat wearing a blue ribbon tied around his neck facing you. he looks very serious, even for a cat]

Hello, everynyan. I see many of us have fallen victims of this terrible curse - luckily, I am familiar with the cause and effects.

I understand! Sometimes, even the strongest revolutionary has to take a dump on a cat's grave! It happens!!!!

Nonetheless, I know we will prevail through these trying times. Let's fight together, nyan!

[transmission ends]

Anyone know what the hell that dome around the island's made of?

I am terribly disappointed to address you once again so close to the final exam, but it has come to my attention that the final exam question has been leaked.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI TEACHES!! ONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HONEST, STRONG, AND FACE YOUR PROBLEMS WITHOUT STRAYING FROM THE TRUE PATH!!!!

As a teacher, I have failed you, and as students, YOU HAVE FAILED YOURSELVES!!!

Your exam is now physical and oral. I will be kind, however, and offer some of the OLD exam questions so you know how easy your exam could have been.

1. What is the root of jogging?


2. Describe a protruding structure on a smooth surface.


3. You have ten pieces of candy. That useless old man you know attempts to take 3, but because he is so useless you manage to kick him in the groin and run away, leaving him in pain. If the useless old man is knocked out for five minutes, how many candies did you drop while you were running away?