27 April 2013 @ 10:35 am
 
wE'RE GOING TO HELP HER, rIGHT?
pLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS GOING,


aND, uHH,
pLEASE, tAKE ME WITH YOU,
 
 
24 April 2013 @ 02:35 pm
wHAT HO, sTEELBEAST!

( A young, armor-clad troll stands on the streets of New Moore. He stands glaring at Dinkerton's car, in all its imposing majesty. Where others might see an expensive vehicle, he sees a menacing creature. )

wITH WHAT ILL PURPOSE HAVE YOU BEEN BURDENED,
tHAT WOULD BRING YOU HERE TO INFLICT TERROR AND HARM UPON THIS LAND?
dO YOU THINK TO MOCK ME WITH YOUR SILENCE?
yOU MAY STAY YOUR TONGUE, bUT YOU CANNOT STAY MY HAND!


( He brandishes his lance. )

sTILL SILENT?
yOU MUST THINK THIS A MERE GAME OF fLARP!
iF YOU WISH TO MAKE SPORT OF YOUR TREACHERY, tHEN COME!
i, tOO, sHALL ENTER INTO THIS GAME!
i, tAVROS nITRAM, tHE kNIGHT OF THE wOEBULL cOUNTENANCE,
aM THE SWORN DEFENDER OF nEW mOORE,


( Tavros charges, sending his sword crashing through the windshield. )

aND THIS GAME SHALL BE YOUR LAST!
 
 
07 March 2013 @ 02:30 pm
 
tHE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY,
wHEN EVERYONE ACQUIRED POWERS, wITH DISASTROUS RESULTS,
wHICH IS ACTUALLY NOT THAT HUMOROUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
bUT SOMETIMES, yOU JUST HAVE TO LAUGH IT OFF, i SUPPOSE,
tHAT IS A COMMON STANCE IN HUMAN FILMS,
i THINK IT IS A COPING MECHANISM,
i LIKE IT,

aNYWAY, iT TURNS OUT i ACQUIRED A NEW POWER, iF ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
fOR A FEW DAYS, i WAS ACTUALLY INVISIBLE,
aND POSSIBLY INAUDIBLE, bECAUSE i WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT,
bUT NOBODY COULD SEE OR HEAR ME,
aT FIRST i WAS SHOCKED, bUT AS IT TURNS OUT, nOT MUCH ELSE HAD CHANGED,
sO IT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN,

bUT WHEN i HAD BECOME VISIBLE AGAIN, i FOUND OUT THAT lAU'S SHOP HAD BEEN DESTROYED,
wHICH MEANS THAT i AM NOW OUT OF A JOB,
tHIS IS LESS THAN FUN, aND ACTUALLY KIND OF DEPRESSING,
oR IT WOULD BE, bUT i HAPPEN TO FOLLOW THE WAYS OF UNREALISTICALLY POSITIVE HUMAN CINEMA,
aND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, i ACTUALLY FEEL OKAY,

wELL, uHH,

aT LEAST WHEN i DON'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT IT,

aM i SUPPOSED TO COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT NOW,
 
 
02 February 2013 @ 05:00 pm
 
Attention occupants New Moore!

I have but a humble request. Please grace me with the title of your favorite Midgardian film, or films, as there may be multiple. I know many of you must have them now after your very extensive, snotty, and gross illnesses. I have already experienced a five-part "The Fast and The Furious" marathon, so those may be excluded in your recommendations.
 
 
26 January 2013 @ 11:39 am
 
iS THIS HELL,
i BELIEVE THIS IS HELL,
i AM IN HELL RIGHT NOW,
nOTHING ELSE COULD EXPLAIN THIS FEELING,

pLEASE SEND HELP,
oR A SWIFT CULLING,
bOTH PROSPECTS SOUND EQUALLY ATTRACTIVE IN MY CURRENT STATE,
 
 
12 January 2013 @ 09:39 am
 
hEY, jESSE,
i SAW YOU AT WORK YESTERDAY, bEFORE MY SHIFT,
uHH, iT WAS YOU, rIGHT? yOU WERE WEARING THIS FUNNY SUIT,
i WANTED TO GO SAY HI, bUT THE SMELL WAS MAKING ME DIZZY,
i GUESS THE SUIT PROTECTS YOU FROM THAT, hUH,
tHAT'S REALLY COOL,

i GUESS i CAN SAY HI NOW, sO, hI, }:)


aNYWAY, uHH, wHAT WERE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
 
 
16 December 2012 @ 07:41 pm
WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 16 - 18
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Ok! Here is the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Feel free to edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!
 
 
15 December 2012 @ 12:55 am
 
hEY, wHERE IS EVERYBODY GOING,
i WAS JUST STANDING HERE, dOING MY JOB,
wHEN, uHH, eVERYONE JUST STARTED TO WALK OUT,
lIKE THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THEY WERE,

iF YOU COULD ALL PLEASE COME BACK,
yOU LEFT YOUR COATS,
aND i THINK MY SHIFT IS OVER NOW,
sO,

hELP,

}:(
 
 
05 December 2012 @ 07:08 am
 
i KNOW HUMANS LIKE TO MAKE A GAME OF HAVING THEIR FRIENDS MAKE UNINFORMED, rANDOM ASSESSMENTS ABOUT THEIR LIVES,
(tHIS MUST BE TRUE, bECAUSE THEY DO IT IN HUMAN MOVIES, aND WHY WOULD THEY LIE,)
bUT BECAUSE YOU REALLY WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT i DID TODAY, i AM JUST GOING TO TELL YOU,

i REALLY HAD NOTHING TO DO, sO, i DECIDED i WOULD TRY AND FIND MY BRO gAMZEE AT HIS WORK,
aND ALSO TRY PIZZA, wHICH i HAVE NEVER HAD, bUT IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS (iF YOU HAVEN'T DISCOVERED CHEESE YET, yOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING),
tHE PROBLEM IS, i ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW WHERE THIS SELLER OF THINGS THAT TRANSPORT CHEESE TO YOUR MOUTH IS LOCATED,
sO i WAS REALLY JUST WALKING AROUND FOR A WHILE,
sOME MAY CALL THIS WANDERING, bUT i WAS ON A MISSION,
iT WAS VERY IMPORTANT,

uNFORTUNATELY, i DID NOT FIND gAMZEE,
wHAT i DID FIND WAS A STORE OF WHAT YOU WOULD CALL, aNTIQUES,
tHAT IS, aN OLD AND HIGHLY PRIZED COLLECTIBLE ITEM,
tHIS ANTIQUE STORE SMELLED, aND i THOUGHT, mAYBE i WOULD INVESTIGATE THE SOURCE OF THE STENCH,
bUT BECAUSE i HAD LITERALLY BECOME THE PROVERBIAL, bULL IN THE CHINA SHOP, i WAS A LITTLE AFRAID TO MOVE,

wHILE i WAS STANDING THERE, i FELT SOMETHING HEAVY FALL ON MY HORNS,
uPON CLOSER INSPECTION, i SAW THAT IT WAS SOMEBODY'S COAT,
i THOUGHT THEY MIGHT COME BACK AND PICK IT UP, rEALIZING THEY HAD PLACED IT ON ME, aND NOT A COAT RACK,
iNSTEAD, aS MORE PEOPLE ENTERED THE SHOP, tHEY FOLLOWED SUIT,
uNTIL I WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN COATS,
i WANTED TO PROTEST, bUT BY THEN, iT WAS DARK AND WARM, aND VERY COZY,
i THINK i EVEN FELL ASLEEP AT ONE POINT,

wHEN i COULD SEE AGAIN, aLL THE COATS WERE GONE,
aND A MAN PATTED MY SHOULDER AND CONGRATULATED ME FOR MY HARD WORK,
hE LOOKED FAMILIAR,
cORRECT ME IF i'M WRONG, bUT i THINK HE USES THIS NETWORK TOO,
iN WHICH CASE, hE CAN VERIFY THE TRUTH OF MY STORY,

hE TOLD ME i COULD COME BACK ANYTIME, aND THAT i WOULD BE REWARDED FOR MY SERVICES,
i'M NOT SURE WHAT SERVICE THIS IS, bECAUSE ALL i DID WAS STAND THERE,
bUT i THINK i WAS THERE FOR A LONG TIME, sO, iT WAS VERY RIGOROUS STANDING,




aNYWAY, uHH,

lONG STORY SHORT,

i THINK i HAVE A JOB,
 
 
18 November 2012 @ 08:26 pm
 
the swwellin around my eye has started to go dowwn
not that anybody wwas interested
it wwas just startin to heal from fuckin last time too
 
 
17 October 2012 @ 05:00 pm
 
tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,
 
 
09 October 2012 @ 12:30 pm
 
wELL, vRISKA IS GONE AGAIN,
i ONLY GOT TO SPEAK TO HER ONCE, wHEN SHE FIRST GOT HERE,
i DON'T THINK ANYTHING HAS, cHANGED, rEALLY,
uHH, fOR HER, aNYWAY,
bUT i DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE,

iT SURE WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO TALK TO HER AGAIN,
eVEN IF SHE IS, sTILL ANGRY AT ME,

mAYBE i'LL SAY HI TO HER NEXT TIME,
iF THERE IS A NEXT TIME,
 
 
23 August 2012 @ 03:11 pm
What gives?
Thrown into some weirdo island in the middle of nowhere is highly suspicious!
And I definitely don't appreci8 everyone 8eing so 8lunt.
8ut first thing's first!
I've got a 8one to pick with you New Moore! A8out that little event! Whatever you call it.
You're kidding me, right?
Hahaha!!!!!!!! That was the most ludicrous amount of 8ullshit I ever had the total misfortune of putting up with!
Ok, so may8e the 8S factor was toned down, I don't know, A LITTLE after I arrived?
8ecause, hello! I woke up pretty fucking rigged!
It was so nice. I might even have to forget 8eing called me a fictional looooooooser.
It was kind of like having total superiority over, I don't know, pro8a8ly everyone on this island????????
Anyway, I think I need a 8rand new title! Go ahead and suggest one for me if you're serious.
And don't forget, this is a total luxury from me to you!
::::)
 
 
23 August 2012 @ 12:18 pm
 
i SEEM TO BE, uHH, sTUCK, oN SOMEBODY ELSE'S ROOF,
aCTUALLY, i DON'T KNOW WHOSE ROOF IT IS, iT COULD BE ANYONE'S,
iT COULD EVEN BE MINE,
i COULD PROBABLY IDENTIFY THE BUILDING BY LOOKING DOWN,
uHH, bUT i WOULD REALLY, rEALLY, rEALLY RATHER NOT DO THAT,
iT IS A LONG WAY DOWN, aFTER ALL,
aND i DON'T REMEMBER HOW i GOT UP HERE,




sO COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME DOWN, pLEASE,
}:(
 
 
20 August 2012 @ 01:31 pm
[The video feed crackles to life on a ridiculously massive troll. The bulk of his shoulders conceals most of the surroundings from view, but when he shifts his weight the background is revealed. A kitchen, perhaps a glimpse into the room beyond -- all of it completely trashed. The oven door has been reduced to twisted metal, a couple cabinets are hanging off the hinges, and the refrigerator shall likely never refrigerate again.

Someone was exceptionally upset.

Yet when his face comes into focus, it's deceptively calm. A muscle in his jaw twitches, his eyes are flinty, his hair is in a bit of disarray, but aside from that he looks like the epitome of gracious poise. His tone is... pleasant, taut, but there's a growl lurking beneath the words.]


Excuse me. Who broke my bows?


((Equius is all aged up! Yeah!))
 
 
19 August 2012 @ 06:05 pm
Where am I? Am I... dead?

( A figure with gray skin and a shock of bright red hair surveys the island from above. Anyone who happened to look up wouldn't be able to miss it; his large horns and even larger wings instantly gave him away. He's just one of the many 'new' faces who arrived in the past few days, but something about him is oddly familiar. )

Then it's over. The revolution failed.

( He is filming his view of New Moore from atop the roof of his—or Tavros'—apartment building. )

Gotta tell you, this was not what I thought the afterlife would be like.

( He sighs, defeated, and falls quiet for a second. )

... unless it's not.

( But only a second. As he thinks aloud, his words re-energize him. )

This could be another timeline. Another world. Another chance... what else can I do but take it?

( The camera pans down as it lowers to his side. He takes a few steps towards the edge of the building. Whatever he is planning, he intends it to be big. Death is not something he fears. )

To die would be an awfully big adventure!

( The Summoner crows and takes flight, the video feed catching his every move as he soars over the island. His adventure had just begin. )
 
 
11 August 2012 @ 02:36 pm
 
tHE CURSE STRIKES AGAIN,
i THOUGHT THIS HUMAN WOULDN'T LEAVE, bECAUSE WE NEVER REALLY SPOKE TO EACH OTHER,
sO THERE WAS NO WAY HE COULD BE, uHH, cURSED BY MY PRESENCE,
bUT HE HAS GONE MISSING NOW, hE DIDN'T EVEN COME BACK THIS TIME,
mAYBE HE IS STILL ON THIS ISLAND, bUT, i HAVE A BAD FEELING,

tHIS CONFIRMS MY SUSPICIONS,
tHAT'S FIVE HIVEMATES, gONE, iN LESS THAN ONE SWEEP,
bECAUSE OF THE CURSE,

wELL,

aT LEAST i FOUND THIS UNDER MY PILLOW, wHEN i WOKE UP,
i GUESS i CAN PLAY WITH IT, uHH, wHEN i GET BACK TO THE BALL PIT,
 
 
04 August 2012 @ 07:36 pm
 
sO i DECIDED TO TAKE rUFIO TO THE BALLPIT TODAY,
i THOUGHT HE WOULD LIKE IT,
hE SAID THE BALLS WERE BANGARANG,
wHICH IS A PERFECTLY APT DESCRIPTION, oF THE BALLS,

bUT OUR TRIP WAS CUT SHORT WHEN i FOUND SOMETHING UNSETTLING IN THE PIT,
tHAT IS TO SAY, uHH, i FOUND FINGERS,
rUFIO POINTED OUT THAT THEY WERE GREY, lIKE TROLL FINGERS,
bUT i TOLD HIM, yOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THEY HAVE BEEN THERE,
tHEY MAY HAVE DECOMPOSED,
tHEN rUFIO TOLD ME i WAS JUST IMAGINING THINGS BECAUSE i DIDN'T WANT TO FACE THE TRUTH,

aNYWAY, i THINK rUFIO MIGHT BE RIGHT,
tHEY MAY BE TROLL FINGERS,
i DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY CAME FROM, bUT, uHH,
yOU MAY WANT TO CHECK YOUR HANDS,
tO SEE IF ANY FINGERS ARE MISSING,




sERIOUSLY CAN SOMEBODY CLAIM THEM THEY ARE STARTING TO SCARE ME,
 
 
03 August 2012 @ 07:26 pm
 
and not that anybody givves a shit
but so is kan