pSA,

[rocketchair]

Comments

[callbacks]

INDY

[callbacks]

wait what do you mean she
the mcnuggets master is a boy

[rocketchair]

dEMONSTRATING THE LIMITED CAPACITY OF YOUR THINKPAN AS USUAL, sTRIDER,
mS. iNDY mCnUGGETS IS A LADY AND WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH,

[callbacks]

[callbacks]

are you sure

[rocketchair]

sHE TOLD ME,

[callbacks]

oh
tell her im sorry and i can ask the onceler for a curtain like catthews if she needs her own space in my room
i can ask him for pink
does she like pink

[inherited]

I don't think that's a cat.

[rocketchair]

tHAT EXPLAINS A LOT,

[inherited]

Do you know what a cat is?

[maiditoutalive]

thats not a cat and you cant keep indy mcnuggets!
but thank you for finding him

[rocketchair]

hER,
iNDY IS A GIRL,
sHE TOLD ME SO,

[maiditoutalive]

well thats very awkward

[squidissension]

seriously tavv
you are such a wwalkin fuckin disaster
wwell you alwways wwere
but the wwalkin shit is neww

[rocketchair]

dO NOT MOCK MY ABILITY TO COMMUNE WITH BEASTS WHO,
uHH, aND i DON'T MEAN TO BRAG,
bUT ARE, iN LAY TERMS,
pRETTY FUCKING AWESOME,

[squidissension]

wwhat are you fuckin neww
dont tell me wwhat i can and cant mock
im sayin this because wwevve been here long enough i knoww wwhats a human purrbeast
and they typically dont havve feathers

[rocketchair]

oH,

[rocketchair]

wELL WHATEVER SHE IS, sHE IS BEAUTIFUL,

[notvictorious]

Tavros, no.

[rocketchair]

wHY NOT,

[notvictorious]

That's a velociraptor!

[rocketchair]

iS THAT A PROBLEM,

[highlyinformed]

So glad you found a friend.

[rocketchair]

wE GO ON LONG WALKS TOGETHER,
mOSTLY SO i CAN BE THERE AND MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T EAT PEOPLE,
wELL, uHH, sHE EATS THEM ANYWAY,
bUT i'VE BEEN VERY CAREFUL TO TELL HER WHO NOT TO EAT,
aND SHE MOSTLY LISTENS,

[highlyinformed]

Such a well behaved feline.

[rocketchair]

sHE IS,
i'LL BE SAD TO SEE HER GO,
bUT i GUESS SHE HAS A RIGHTFUL HOME,

[geminated_man]

That is seriously the ugliest cat I think I've ever seen in me life.

[rocketchair]

i HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THIS IS NOT A CAT,
wHICH EXPLAINS WHY i'M NOT ALLERGIC TO IT,
bUT IS ALSO VERY DISAPPOINTING,