Alright for the love of fuck, this is getting out of hand. STAR STICKERS. BLOODY STAR STICKERS. I'd like to do a head count on those of us who are still normal, as in not suddenly convinced we're all happy loving families with underage parents and dog sisters or whatever the fuck.

SOUND OFF IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BRAINWASHED YET
 
 
31 May 2014 @ 11:09 pm
 
Don't forget, everyone, it's popcorn and dessert dinner tonight! Rose, I thought perhaps it would be a good idea for Victor to pick the movie this time. I'd rather your father didn't have to cut tentacles off the television again. Anyone have any preferences for ice cream or toppings? We're running low on chocolate chips, so I thought I'd replenish the supply. Oh, and strawberries, now that they're in season.
 
 
31 May 2014 @ 08:14 pm
 
I haven't had a little sister since Molly.

I don't really need new parents, though, the ones I was made with gave me enough baggage already.
 
 
30 May 2014 @ 06:03 pm
 
son 2.0
by which i mean hiccup
i know this is a delicate time in your life but we all went through slash are going through the same thing when we were/are your age
we all at some point had to attend high school with the jocks and the achievers and our dads who are inexplicably more or less the same age as us
in fact some of us have had to go with our sons
id say maybe some even are currently going
i just want you to know that your mom and i support you in every way unless that way costs more than forty dollars
and your bros do too if they want me to reprogram the dvr to record something other than icelandic spongebob knockoffs
youre our family and we love you
also
you and nathan are adopted
 
 
30 May 2014 @ 11:58 am
[ there's a man in a wheelchair looking most disgruntled ]

It's a creative kidnapping, I'll give it that. But quite frankly, it's just irksome. So I'd really appreciate it if someone could get me a ride back to New York.
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 08:52 pm
 
Someone take that child's phone away.
 
 
04 May 2014 @ 09:59 pm
 
A few things while I wait for this lovely nurse to work her magic:

1. Now accepting applications for a new rival, Victor shot through my entire party using only his Unown. IT'S AN UNOWN, COME THE FUCK ON! Anyway he's dead to me, figuratively speaking of course, we're still getting shitfaced tonight Robocop and no you can't talk your way out of it (see item 2 below) but I need a rival I can actually beat once in a while. I've a delicate ego!

2. Apparently Ramona's fucked off somewhere. If you ask me I'd put good money on her joining Team Galactic, which— really love, you couldn't pick one of the teams with the skimpier uniforms? Look just drop the whole subspace disappearing act, no one is actually going to resurrect Palkia or whatever the fuck it is they think they're doing. Christ being a villain is idiotic, why does anyone actually do it? AT ANY RATE just come home, see above bruised ego in need of resuscitation.

3. ATTENTION INGRATE FLATMATE: YOUR VIGOROTH TRASHED THE KITCHEN AGAIN, EITHER KEEP THAT LITTLE SHIT IN HIS POKEBALL OR FUCKING BATTLE ME FOR ONCE SO I CAN KNOCK IT OUT FOR AN HOUR OR TWO

4. Are Max Revives safe to eat?

4B. Are Max Revives safe to crush up and snort?

4C. Will report back later on one of these two questions
 
 
04 May 2014 @ 05:10 pm
 
Okay, I always kinda hoped this would happen here, but I figured I'd get a better set of Pokemon.

Did anybody end up like this too? Like wake up as normal without the whole pokemon backstory but get a set of them anyway? I mean, I'm not complaining just uh taking a poll. K, did you get Pokemon? Nathan??

Also if not knowing what's going on is gonna go down like that time(s?) we were all pirates and Lunar Fever meant we were gonna get like pitched off world or whatever, disregard everything I just said. I don't wanna get thrown in jail for human Pokerus.
 
 
05 April 2014 @ 09:57 pm
Did anyone die? And if so, how? I'm curious.

[ private - locked to Jack Harkness ]

Where are you?
 
 
02 April 2014 @ 10:09 pm
I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.
 
 
Well, isn't this a pickle? I've spent the past few nights reviewing the network — partially for a bit of light reading, cos I can't seem to find hide nor hair of my Asimov collection, and partially to fill some irreconcilable gaps in my knowledge. For example, how is it possible I never spoke to Iron Man while he was here? Not once? Honestly, talk about missed opportunities, I'm disappointed in myself. I've shared living quarters with an honest to goodness alien for years and never once thought to ask him of the atmospheric makeup of his home planet? WHO AM I? And Victor, it seems we're long overdue for a discussion on the exact nature of nanite technology. Please, regale me.

Also, it seems I've been a bit— well, I'm honestly not one for foul language, but a bit of an arse. I'd like to apologise to anyone I've offended over the years. That kind of behaviour just isn't socially acceptable. I'm not normally like that!

But frankly, quite a lot of what's been said to me on here is hurtful as well, so perhaps we were all feeling out of sorts.

At any rate! I'd be chuffed as chips if we could all come to an understanding and agree to move forward in a more pleasant manner.
 
 
30 March 2014 @ 04:10 pm
[It seems whatever is messing with the island this time has not left Carol unaffected. She turns on the video feed and anyone on the other end is given a rather nice view of her new costume before it zooms in on her face.]

It seems like we're having a bit of a misunderstanding as of late, dear citizens of New Moore; so I'm going to make this as clear as I can for everyone: I'm going to go blow some shit up. If you don't want to get blown up, don't get in my way. Any questions?
 
 
22 March 2014 @ 08:30 pm
 
Okay, I know the obvious thing to post about is definitely the volcano, but can someone please help me figure out where I'm going wrong with Cooking Mama? No matter what I do my gyoza always start bleeding and she never stops eldritch-snarling at me. I know I'm doing something wrong! This isn't what the box says is supposed to happen!!
 
 
So on a scale of breaking down the barrier to post-Victorious threatening to pitch yourself into the volcano, how depressed would you say you are?
 
 
[ her voice is bright and overly cheery, almost like a wind-up toy: ] So I'm fictional now? That's all the new thing. Okay. I guess I can get with that if it's what the young kids are doing these days. No, it totally makes sense someone would make me up.

[ okay and now it's gone. bye-bye buffy of l.a. old. this is aged buffy, mature buffy. well mature-r buffy, and she's so not impressed. ]

Except not. I wish I had a nickel for every time I got kidnapped because... Actually, can we make it a quarter? I'm worth a quarter-per-kidnapping, at least. Inflation! That's a thing. A total thing. A really real thing that unfortunately affects me now. Being an adult is lame and ishy and I don't think my boring adult life where I waitress 50 hours a week and never get to take down my hair should be fictionalized. But that's just me. I'm not the fictionalizer so I guess I don't really have a say.

Which, when you think about it? Is kind of messed up. [ an offended nose-wrinkle! ]

Let's not think about it, Island-people. People of the Island. Islanders? Islandees? Islandics?

Oh, yeah. ...Did anyone else have a really weird dream last night?

[ this has been the worst introduction ever. she clicks the feed off anyway. ]
 
 
28 February 2014 @ 03:08 pm
WHAT: Dreams! all the dreams
WHO: Lydia Martin, Poland, Victor Mancha, Eridan Ampora, Roxy Lalonde, Lau
WHEN: Anytime during the dream plot!
NOTE: PLEASE RESPOND TO WHICHEVER DREAM YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. Try and specify who you're replying to. None of these dreams take place at the same time/place/etc.


LYDIA MARTIN )

POLAND )

VICTOR MANCHA )

ERIDAN AMPORA )

ROXY LALONDE )

LAU )
 
 
16 February 2014 @ 10:23 pm
 
A͉͖̞͙͈̣w̟̟͔͉͈̗̫̘̩̤̯̤̪̜͓̟ḙ̭̫s̪̰̘̠̗̜̩̞̤͔ͅo̠͔̬͖̹͍͍̜̪m̯̪̭͔̖͓̘͉͖̘̗͓͚ͅe̲͚̪͚͍.̩̳̫̰̥̱̣͕̯̫͇̩ͅ ͕̖̮̠̞͓͇̩̭t̥̗͓͇̭̟̯̬͕̹͖͕̝̼̱̖ͅh͎̰͎̝͕͔i͔̮͉͉̹̪̳͉̯̮͉̩͙͙̱̫͚s̻̺̫͙̠͔̻̼̖̪̳ ̲̪̻͈̻̫̬̤̟͕a̫̦͓͈̱̫̖͍͓̱͔͙͉̘̥̥̯͙g̫̪̗̲̫̺̯͖̤̘̦̲a͕̘̗͇͍̲̣̞̤̭i̲̬̲͇̙̗̲͎̤̫̤͉͍̳ͅͅṋ̗̦̲̳̜̰̭̬̞̼͚.̟̠̣̙̹ ̮̱̦̺̮̼̳̳̙̘I͉͙̯̜̲͙͓ ̮͔̻̩̼̣̹̫̹̘a̬̺̮̘͓̥͍̼͓̲̲̘̳̭͖̥̩ͅͅl̲͔̭̬r̤̘̩͔e͔͙͉̖͖̺͓̗̪̘̟͉̱͍a̻̳̦͇̣͕̖̪̼͚̝̜d̳̙͈̱̱̭̯̘͓͔y̙̖̖͍͔̫̰̰ͅ ̘̰̠̺̫͈͍̗̯̱͖͍̱̟͉̪̺t͓͉̼͚̗̟̠̯͚o͎͖̱͚͚͎͍̜͉͉͉̹ͅl͇̤̱̲͚̲̫̲͕̞̫͕̲̻̹̙d̮͕̼͎͙̻̭̬͙̠̤̹̦͓̩̱̤̺̩ ̬͈̥̝̭̻̝̣̠̺̪̪̟͎m̜̹̳̯̳̫̭̬y̟̘͈̙̫s̤̳̮̖̤̥̼͖͇̗͖͔̫͇̗̩̫ͅe͇̳̯͕̝̖l͚͉̬̼̪̱̦f̲̼͖̜̘͕͖̩ ͇͕͍̮̰͍̫̗͙̤̝̖l̗̺̼̖̯̯̻͕͔̥͇i̳̳̰̤͍̖̘͎͓̖̙̳̰͎̫͕k͙̘̼e̘̟̺̻͖̟̮͔̠̮͍̙͙̙͕̞ ̟̳̤͔͇̪̠̘̣͉s͍͔̦͍̖͈̻̳i̦̳̲x͓̹̻͚̣̺̩̟̻̖̩̝ ̩̱͙̮̳o̳̼̱̖̘r̳͉͕̹̩̩͖͕̹̹ ̰͍̠̬̬͕̖̳̖̻̯͓̥̱͚̝̻̭s̖̖̬̤͍̘̲e̝͚̻̟̭̪̩̤̥̦̠̩̖̗͓͍̥v̬͕̱̮̻͎̠̳͚̯̦̤̯̼̻͈̻͕e̯̘̼̣̹̲̺̮̱̥͚̞n̼̣̰̠͔̗̥̩̲ ̣͙̤̞̪͔͇̥̲̖̦̰̼͈͍t̮̣̤̺̩̱̜̗̝̱̘̜͇͇i̗͇͙̝̫͖̺͙̩͍͎̥m͚͓͚͍̖̲͔̟e̘̹͈͙̘͚͍̼̹̗̟̠͖ͅs͎͈̮͇͇̙̠̮͓͖̝̠̪͖ ̼̣͎̥̦̞̦̩̪͚͕̙̠̤t̮̞̝̭h͎͔̪̻͉ͅi̲̼͖̖̭̫̪̝ͅs̠̙͔̜͚͚̗ ͎͍̰͕̣͖͉̪͙͈͙͔͎̜̙̙̗ͅi̲̦̯̯̜̟̝s̟̹̯̙̖n̳͈̭̗̳͇̮̰̻̝ṯ̯̞̣̙̮̪̭̲̗͙̫̣̗̝̟ ͚̮̦̲̗̭͕̖̻͕̼̻̪̙͖̪d̼͎̼̼y̼̲̪͚̬̜̱͇͚̺̙̺̱͎̝̠̳i̹̹͓̱͖̙͇̱̯̝̗̬͉n͇̱̙̭̲̤̹̣̜̹g͕̮̤̲͙͙͈͎͕̠̰̼̱̥̫ͅ ̫̫̝̫e̬̟̬̥̬̪͙͉̮̖̣͚̣̭̗̻̪̘ͅx̟͚̘̬̳̙̩c̗̱͕͚̭̜͍̜̖̯̪̳̹̩̳e̖͍̖̭͖̫͎p̹͕̣͓̬͇̮̦̥̺̬̝t̤̱̹̤̝̟̦̪̹̖̤͙͙̟̙̰ͅ
̱̻̪͚̲͎͓̬͉̞ͅi̺̠͓̰̖͈̠̣̞͖̮̪͔͇̤͎̼ͅt̤̣͓̰ͅ ͙̞̞̣̺̱̟͖͍̙͈̲͇͙͔ͅc̮͎͚͙̦͈͔͖̻̜̟o͇͖̱̦m̯̥̘̠̣̞̬̗͚p̰̦̪̹̝͕̘̜̝̤͓̞̥l̮̭ͅͅẹ̯̭̪̣͇̭̬͔̝͎̼̮̞͖t͙̱̥̪͖͇͓͓̳͖͕̯̝̱e̬͕̥̝̟̼̥̥̥̯̖͔̖̬̰̬l͙̭̳̳̯̯̯ͅy̹̺͍͖ ̤̥̗̺̫̜̮̭̲̟̥͙̼̱f̼͔͕̳̺̞̺͙̰̖̺̪͙̺͓̜ͅͅe̟̟͓̲͓̬e͎̣̤̱̥̳̫͇̞̺l̲̝̻̯͉̮̰̥s͕̘͓̭̮̻̯͓̹͍̟̞̫͍̥ͅ ͚̤̖͕̟͈̙̫̳͚͇̦̜̼ͅl͔͕͕̩̪̜̮i̜͈̘͚͈̖̬͚͖̺̥̝k̩̲͖̠̜͓̫͇̼̫ͅe̩̭͓̰̞̗̫̬̘ ͖͈͍̳̱̲̣̖̬͙̲̗͇̞̥͓i̟̳̫͚̫̻̙͓̱̻̤̥͍̙͍̖ͅt̹͍̘͍̻̼̖̳̳̘̼̙̮̦̳͖̼̝ ̖͎̗͔̫̩̼̙̝͎̘͎̳̼̫i͕͙̫̼̥͖̼̥̺͈͇̬͙̼ͅn̮̮̹͓̖̺̞̻̬͕̣ ̩͉͈̯̻̱̩̤̰̫̦a̳̗̜͕̠̜͕̯͖̻̟̗͙̰ͅ ͇̹̠̜̠w̠͈̼̦̩̖̙e̦̭̞̰̫̳̤͎̘̞͖̰͇i̺͎̭͉̯͉͓͉̹̭ͅr̘̭͍̝͉̞̝͓͉̼͕͙̱d̺͎̭̗ͅ,̤̙͙̰̮̝̪̝̺̹̪̰̖̖̭̪ͅ ̤̮͓̮̳̝̩u̬͍̘̩̠̠̣̣̯͇̩̣̟̹͉̤̫̬n͕̙̬͎͙d̗͍̲̗̯̟̱e͇͓̱͙̝͎̠̗̼̱̠͔͉̦̥ͅr͎̹̮̹͔͔̫w͖̜̟͇͉̠͙͓̙͍̰̖̠̳͍̣͖a̟͇̹͉̗̪t͍̙̬̬̰̤̙̱͇͕̯e̟̭̣͉̰͙̫̫̞̦̗̖̠͉͙͍ͅͅr̻̫̻̞ͅ ̳͓̙̣̞̘̣̦̥̞̗̱͍̙͎̼̻̘w̱͇͕̥̩̭͇̙̳̳͉̣̭a̝̹̬̳̩͎͉y̱̬̹̖̤͈͖?̹̭̱̖͕
͇̲̟̲̮̜̫͙̜̭̭͍̯̤I̠̠̲̬̥͔̣̗̫̬͓̘͙̫̬ͅͅ ̰̟̫̟͖̭̯̥̻̯͈̩̥͔̹̟̫d̻̱̠̮̳͕̪̥̦͉̖̭͉o͍̥͈̻͉͙̥͔̗̯̪̟ͅn͎͚̹̞̳̯̟̬̫̟̗ͅt̮͇͇̳̦̠ ͇̲͖̝͎̬̱̮̯e̙̼̮̼͕̩͔ͅx͚̞̝͇̟̠̯̳̦̪͉̦͓̯a̮̤̦͚̲̪͙̫̹̦̺͔̣̰c̫̼͈̖̬̠̥̯̹̟̖̬͇̲t̯̖͙̳̹̠̙̰l̦̘̣̹̼͔̱̹̺̘̹̖̺͎͍̞̪̰y̗̪̘̦̲̼͕͉͎͈͓̹͉̺̲̼̜ ̖̜̘͓̠͇h̼͈͈̦̣͈̗̭̻̬̙ḁ̻͉̹͔̭͚̲̪̫͇͙̬͖̦͉ͅv̪̜̝̲̟̙e̟̬͍̼ ̦̱͉̠̣̬̠͇̥͉͇͓̘̥̯̪̝̙a̟̜̺̘̰͓̻̼̬̰̭͙̝̤̝̙̭ ̻̤̳̠̱̝̱͙̠͚d̤̙̟̪̪̦̝̲͙̳e̹͉̙̮̭͕̮͍̲͚͍͎͉͕̰͇̫̤n̹̙̯̱̜̹̜͕̤̳̞̩̩t͖͎̮̺̰̹i̲͓̮͇̭̜̬̼̫̥̬͙͇̤̻̩ͅͅs̠͕̝͖͖͔̩t͇̱͓̬̹̖̤̙̺̻̬̫͚͓͓͓ ͓͔̬͈͉̟͚̝̝͇̜h͚̳̱̺͙̳͎e͈̟͎͇̪͖̳͖r̫̻͚̫̯̣̠̟̜͍̦̮̲̩̬̯͈e͓̰͚͓̝̼̗ ̻̻̳͉̠̝̠̼̦͚̜̝͇ͅͅb̻͖̺̦̣̠̣͉u͉̬̟̘̟͍͈͕͈͖t̞̟̱̯̮̠ ̻͓͍̥̥̯I̝̯͚̹̫̥̯ ̖̝̪͓͇b̞͕͕̼̼̝͙͍̦̥̖͈̻̲͓̝e̦͚̬̝͉͉̖̰ͅt̹̜̲̼̝͚̻ ̥͉̥͙̹̟͕̠̳̞͕̣ͅͅt͍̼̲̘̥̖͕͇͎̲͈̞h̰̼̱̯̣i̮̹͕͍̣̼̫̙͍̰̯s̮͎̤̫ ̹̖̟̙͙̰̘͇̞i̲̼̻̙͈̮̫̝̘͈̥s͈͕̮͚͖̥͍̳̝̳ ̗͙̫̩ͅl̦̺̱̩̳̯͈̼̪̪̠̟̗i͖̣̦k̲̙̞̯̠̺͓̙͎̙̦̳̬̠ͅe̟͍̰̯̠ ̹̻͎̞̰̤̜̜͔̱̥͇͎͇̲̻͎ͅḥ̳͇̭̣̝̖̠̯o̪̘͖̮̦̻̦̣̠͓̻͓̩̫w̜͈̯̙̰̮̠̳̼͕̝̖̻̭̗̳͈ ̲̖͉̞̯͓̰̦͍̣̫̮̙ͅi̤̣̰͎̮̝͙̳̙̯̫̝̙̫̩̘͙̞̖t̘̼͖ͅ ̘̗͔̘͙̳̤ͅf̮͍̖̟e̺̲͖͔̳̭̝͕̖̺̻͍ḙ̼̻̪̖͓͉͙̪͓̞̘͖̬̗ͅl̫̣͕͍͙̭̫̪͇͉͍͓̺̪̝s̪̬̲̱̥̺̣ ̻̮̻̠͙̪̹̰͉͇̼͓t̻̣̘͚̜̻̖̪͔̻̜̟̭̝̪ͅo̱̫̘̲̤͕̦̳̳̝̠̤ͅ ̲͕͉͓̗̖̻̙h͖̩͖̥͈͍̩͖̦̘a̠̝̱̩͙͈̩͇v̘͓̘̤̬̰̤̭͎̭͈ͅe͇̹̠̼̺̥̬̝͚̲̣͎̗͖̺̘ͅ ͓̬̞͈͍̪̼̘̲̫͙̙̞ͅͅy̯̩͖̝͍͕̟͎̖̞ọ̥̹͕͉͇̱̪̞u͚͔̭̝̘͇̫r͚͓̯̯̻̹͙ ̤̙̱͙̜͖̪̬̦̫̭̣̲̫̠̝e̝̞̼̼̜̳̰̬͍̼̮͉̤͔̫͉̤̹n̥̭̜̱̱̻̦̼͎̲t͓̫̠͉͙̥i̹̞͕̺͙̤̖̦̭͚̼r̰̻̥͚̻̫̬̹̖̺̖̠̪̥͙̳̪̺͕e̙̤͙͍̬͉̲͍̗̬̰̟̦̗ͅ ̹͉̰̙͍̮͎b̮̦̼̣̤̖͔͖̺̮o͕̲͓̪̠̰̙͍͇̹͖̮̟̼̺̥̰d̞̜͖͕͕̫̗͇ͅy̳̪̪̥͇̠͚͇̯̹͓̟̬͚̟̬̠ ̰͍̬̼̯̤̺͚̤̖̺͕
͓̜̳͕̝n̻̦̖͉̪̝̞̩̩̩͔̮̮̖ͅͅo̫̗̭̺͎͚̱̼͇̼̜̱̻v̲̭͔̹̼̖̘͇͈̰a͈̩̼̯͖͇̞̬̪̰c͍͉̪̖̹a̜̰̹̠̻̝̠̫̟̱͇̹̻̤͎̝̱͔ͅị͕͙͚̺̲ͅn͓̮̠̬̪͚͇͓̙͉̠̟̥̤̘̮ͅe͕͉̝̖̗̱̻̦̯̩͕d͕̠͇͕̝̪̙̞̲̩̯͚̪̱̹͚ ͍̺͈̝̦̭p̣̠̞͎̼͙̥̦̻̰ḷ̩͓̤̜̙͉̝͕̘͎̞̖͔̮͖͇ͅu͉̞̤̱͎̘̣̪̥͔s̰̮̳͉ ̜̬̬͍̞̗̙̜̳̲̱͕̺̻̱ͅḁ͖̭̘ ̱̯̯͉̱̗̼͇̥͔̠̫̗̱̰̰̻ͅw̭̫͎̭̳̜͖̖̯͚͔̺̩ị͖̬̫r̝̫̞̮̫͇͙̲̟̰e̲̖͕͔̼̣̳̼̥̩͉̥͇̬͍͕̖ ̞̝̰̳̹̫̲̞͈̞̬̣̞͎̱̜ͅb̯̘̪̣̫̩͍̟̟̬̰̮͚̗͓̺̥̙̖ṵ̯͎̘͚̟͎r͈̣͓͙̫n̮̖̫̞͖̱͇̠̞i̠̫̝̳̯̤̮̲͉̩͕n̠̬̯͍̳̗̠͍̮̝͙͉̼̺͖̪̖̭ͅg̖̙̩̖ ̗̼͉͓̱̬̘̰̤̪͇͙o͙̹̳̭̮͈̻͈̙̥̭͍͕̻u̟̘͚̲̟̪͓̞̜̰͚ͅt̬̱̥̣̞͕̝̜̼̫͚̻̳̩ ͇̱̹̞̗͎̭̘̙̮͙̯i̦̙̫̲̙͓̬n͓͓̯̣̬̗͖̝̮͉͖ ̠͇͓̖̘̻̤͚̜̲̺̼̟̗̳̝̺m̗̹͎y͓͉̜̤̻̲̪͚͍̪ ͎̝̫͔̺̳̯̖̙̱̼̞̪̣̼ͅͅc̠͇̻̱̪͉̱̳̳̗̖̰h̼̼̹̻̦̦̻͇͈̗̱̟͇e̹̺͉̲̲̯̪̙͓̺̯͙̗̞̟̬̻̲̺s̗̜̳̟͙̞t̟̬̮͔̱̲̼̥͕̝̤͙̯̲͙͈̮͓ͅ
̦̦̫͍̭ͅT̪͙̲̪̩̜̦͖̤̰̭̲̖h͇͎̼͔̼̙̯̤̼̭͍̠̲̺̤̺e̙̮͉̘͇̰͉͚͎̼̫̦͚͎̞̯̲r̺͔̳̥e̗̱̹̹͓͎̘̻̰̭͈̥̼̰͍ͅͅș̳͖̗̙̱ ̦̰̹̙̝̣̭̯͖̱̟̱͙̟͎̮̥ͅn͈̘̞̱̝̲͚̼͈̥̗͈o̞͉̦̮͈͎̥̥̬̻̥͙̯̰̳̰̗ ̳̟̫͈̯͇̫̬̦̻͍̩͉̞͉ḙ̬̼̦͍̤͔̮̲͇͔̭̲͇ͅx̹̹͉͚̣̤̜̤̼̺̜̰̹̖p̥͈̖̜̣͍̰͈̥̗̻̠̳o̺͙̗̯̲͕͙̺̯̳̮s̖̯̘̪̘̩e̗̹͉̝̮̻͖͖͇͍̳̰̪̥͇͚̠̜ͅd͙̬̜̗͓̦̫̭̻͓̱̺͍̬͉ͅ ̺̣̬͎̤̯̬̪̳w̙͍͓̪̞̜͔̩̞̝͖̠̯̺i͖̫̝̩̣͙̤̫̦̦͙̮̮͕̞̩͙̝ͅr̝̘̖͇̮͎̻̝͔̭͚̺̱̬͇̬i̲̰̭̤̤̳͙̙̤̘̘͕̝̙͍̼ͅn̹̭͍̬̹̟̯̭̱͈͖͍̯͍̩g̮̲̺̗̤̞͇͚̪̤̼͈͙̟̹ ͕̱̱̲t͕͕̗̭̘͕͇̼̩̭̠ͅͅh̟̩͕̯̘͍̫̖̩͖̼̪̯̲͇͕͕i̗̰̲s̠̺̻̞̲͕̺ͅ ͚̣͙̞̭̥͎i̥̩̯̼͖̟͕s̲͉̭̣͓̤̬̖̖͕ ͙͈̝͍͉͓̳̘̫̙̹̼f̫̙͖̞̻̮͙̗̰̰̝͎i̠̥̜̦̻̖̙̭͇͈͔̥̪̲͖n̟͖̳̝̣̹̜͓͔̜̣̝e͇̬͔̠̤̫̰͎̱.͇̙̟̭̫̭̳͔̠̺͙͕̟͎̻̤̹
͔͔͓̦̩T̻̩͈̣̣̼͖̯̞̦̮͔̦̦̭ͅh̭͖͍̜̝̲̭͇͎̮e͚̣̹̟̰̗̮̳̭͖̦ ̩͈̳̺̬̭̬͚̯r̼̞̹͎u͈̞̹̺̘͉̳̻͍̲̰̦͍̩͙l̘͍̭̞̙̻͖̯͎e̩̰̮̰̞͕̝̖ ̖̱̮̯̰͉̘̼o̺͔͚̠̯̣̣f͉̖̫̱̖̤̱͓͈̭̝̞̩̹̭̠ ̣̤͕̝̬͇͎͎̣e̺̩̗͖͕̲̝̦̦͔͇̻̖͖͙x̫̠̞̰̯̩̼̖͈̫̹̝͈̼̠̻̹̹p̘̩͙̹̮̭̱͇̜o̲̦̙͕̼̲̯̰̠͙̘̮n̟̻̘̱̫̫̼̠̝̞͎̭e͎̥̜̞̩n͔̩̮̲̟͈̗̣̜̻͔̖̺̻͙̩t͖͙̙͚̠͉̻͓͓̭̫̯̤̟i̖̙̯̲̖̳̞̘͇a̻̟͇͇͓̱̫̱͓̤͕̜̼̻̖l̰̮̲͕̮̫͚͓̜̻̖ͅl͔͍͔̰̞̪̣y̙̣̠ͅ ̠͇̳̟i̖̼̻̬̩̜͎̖̳͙͙̼̝͔͈̣͔̫n̘̺̮̰̯͔͚͚̻̩͖͙c̣̬̫̯̠̙̘͕̥r̥̗̻̱͖e̞̦̯͉̹͙ḁ̩̣s̪͖̯̟͇̻̻̗̮̝̭̩ḭ͎̤̬͇͕̮̟͔̖̼̻̰̤͔͙̩n̞͙͕̲̫͓͖g͓̻͉͇̲͉̻̻̞͎̟̙̝̳̟̥͖͚̻ ̭̠̯̱̪a̠̻̦̘̣̟͙͚̳̱͕͙̣̭̞f̯̳̲̳͇̗̩̝̝̼̬͎̲ͅf̣͓͍̹̳̣̠̜͈̩͎̟ḽ͖̭̝̜͈̙̮̺̩̹̯ͅi͈͖͍̲̪̗̯̫͔̘̩̮̤̤̰̝̥̼͉c̖̟̰̤̯̮̯̰̣͖̫̟̹͇̜̦̥t̗̭̤̩̯͉̮̫̰͚̟̦͔̹̩͓͍i̖̳͉͓̱͚͉͙͇̮̱͓̲͇͉̻͖̤ͅo̦̦̫͈̞͕̦̩̘ͅn̳̪̩͔͔̥̮s̮̗̮̥͎̤̦̜̯̣͖̩̮̠ ̦͓̝̬̙̫͕̻̠͙̙̬̼͚d͓̲̳̘̺̘͇̯͕̗̟͙o̦̳͚̜̰͓̞͍͓͓̭͚̟̜̭͇͎e͖̹̮̞͎͇̪̳̰s̯͈̲̖̦̟ͅn̺̺̳̥͍͈̰͈͓̤̘̹̙̠̙'̰̯͓̯̭͔̻̳̘͕͚͔̝̹̯̰̙͖ͅt̳̼̲̮̰̣̙̙̖̱̥ ̟͉͕͙̞̼̞̣̞̳̪͈̦a͎͓͔͔͍̳̲̦̪p̭͖͚̰̙̩͍̥͉̘͚͈̪p͍̯͈͕͉l̥̩̲̮̙̼̭̦̰̰̠͔̙y͔̖͚͎.͈̣͚͎͓͓̣̘̻̲̮̻̗̰͓ ̯̜̦̼̪̼̬̻͕͚͔͔̩̱ͅI̹̱͙͎͚̞͕̣̮̥̖̖̼̞͍̜ͅͅt̤̥̦͍̬͔̫̰̣̘̝͕'̜̬̙̙̲͚̤͍̝̩s̘̳̖̮̜̣̖ ͈͇̪̘̠̦͇̰̰̺͎͇̼ͅͅͅn̩̲̣̣̣o̗͖̳̱̻̩̝̥͓ṱ͈̖̩̹̥̬̜͚͙͔ ͖̫͉͎̬̟͈͍̭l̰͖̹̮̖͉͈͍̠i̞̱̜͙̹̮͈̲͔̮̲͖̝͓̺͓̯͉k͖̗̝̼̦̜̘̳͔͙̫e̼̺̻͚̙̩̫̙͇͎̰͉̬̱͚ ̠̠̟̦̮͚̺̪̲͚̠̟w̝̫͔̣̗̙̺̙̺͙͕͙̯ͅẹ͈̖͇̝̻͕̱̝̖̩ͅ ͙̱͉̬͍̻̘̹̯͈w̦̻̗̬͖ͅͅe̤͓̩̦͔͈̭̳̥̪̮̙̼̝̟̰̻̰r̬̜̠ͅe̝̞̗͓͙͙͓ ̳̟͎̟̣͎̳̹̦̤̠̗M̬͉̯̝̮̺̬O̮̰̹̼̪̬̭̼͚̲̝̱͓̜̳͍R̬̲̝̝͔̥̤̻̹͚͕͔ͅE̤͙͈̥̦͕͇̺͎̥ ̞̱̰̪̥̯͖̠̙̻̗̻̗̩
̩̲̝̤̬̠̯̦͖p̬̙͉̤̰͖̘͓̲̖ͅͅi̲̘͎̰͉͔̹r̼̰̞̯̭̞͍a͉̖͓̰̭̱̝̥̯͍̳t̩̖̙͕̱̯̦̘̦̹̪̱̹̟̲̘͇e̘͙̩̲̯̪̼̹̬̼͎̝̯s͖͍͎̗̩ ̮̗͓͈̤͓̬͓̣̰̯ͅa͉̱͙̺̣̝̠̬̹̪̹͉̮ ̬͙̟͉̻̖̞̟͔͔̟͓̝͙̬y̖͓̻͖̖̯͔e̦͔̤͎͇͉͕̝̼̰̜̖̱̺̗ͅa̪̜̰̘͖̻͎͇̣̫̞̤̫̣r͕̟̻͎̯̦͔͔̫͕͔̟͕̝̼ ͓͕̰͖͖̩̺̮̪͕͕̳̹̜̥̙l͚̯̞̩̪̹̥̦̝̣̜̝̱̦̝̟̳̻͙a̘̺̲̺͚̝t͍̙̮͎̺͈̼̪͕͙̟̠͕̪̲̯̼̣e̲̳͙̞̭̹̘̗͈ṛ̳̖̘̞̥̺͓͔̳͍̱̬̭̥͚̱̗,͙̗̝̗͈̙͇̜͖̭̣̜̘ ͉̗̬ͅr̺̘̝̺͕̠̜͖̖̩͚̖̱͇i̫̖͔̳̮̻͈̰̮͍̭̗̜̜͓͉ͅͅg̝̗̱̗̲̪̮̩̹̝͍̥ẖ͍͔̲̮̜̪͎̖͙͍̩̱̜͚̼̻̻t̗̰̟͉̪?͕̙̼̳̩͈͓͎̟̝ͅ ̼̮̗͚͍̦̼͔̟d̙̼̫̤͉̠̖͇̮̹̠͉i͉̭̹̣̝̮o̥̰͇͉͕̞̦͕̹̰̥̹s̭̗̮͕̮̬ ̱͙̭̫͍͍͈̠̙̻̖̱̳͙̭w̫̰̲̩̖̝͈̥̮͍͉̼̲̣̺ͅe̱͔͓ ͙̘̹̖̩̦̪͍̰͙͙͎̙͇̟̤͉͕k̜̭͔̜̰̹̲̜͚͈̮͔̘͉i̮͕͍̗̰̪͇n͓̠͓͖̯͔̗̞̤̫͔d͈̱͕̫̫͔̻̙̯̠̦̗ͅa͍͎̗͍̝ ͉͉͖̼͚̬̬̳͉͔̤̲̞̝̣̯ͅd̠̳̬͈̙̖ị̼̭̗d͔͈̻̩̮ ͇͔̖̬͉͚̙̝̭͙͍̣̠̦̳͖̟ͅ
͖̠̫̱̫͉̯̩͇̣͙̟̣a̙̜̰̬͔̖m͚̣͍̗̲̥ ̹̜̲͙ͅI̖̮̳͓̩͓͉͕̫̺
 
 
10 February 2014 @ 04:09 pm
So apparently those kid murderers didn't give everyone the details on the whole "what happens if you try and bust up the barrier" thing after they slammed a boat into it or whatever.

Sooo. If you try and use electromagnetic or alien solar power to knock a hole in the barrier because this pinche place stole our friend, here's what happens;

1) You get arrested for "attempting to damage government property." Because it's not illegal to leave, just to TRY to leave.

2) You spend the night in jail.

3) You are assigned mandatory therapy for a tbd length of time.

4) You get some kind of "strike" on your "file" and yeah this part is news to me?? what file? What strikes? What happens when you get three? Is that why people are released? What does literally anything here even mean??

In conclusion, when we start therapy next week I will not say I regret it and probably let them know I am a definite danger to society but maybe I should finish my B.S before I get myself like tossed in a garbage compactor or whatever happens when you get three strikes.
 
 
I'd just like to make a general announcement for those few new faces and a reminder for everyone else in light of recent events that although it's total shit, "released" STILL doesn't mean dead.

That at least hasn't changed over the years!

In addition to that I'd like to propose turning this UPCOMING weekend into a three day weekend, in the name of love and all that. And by love I do of course mean everyone getting shit-wasted and releasing a year's worth of pent up sexual frustrations on whatever poor human/alien/goat they've got their sights set on. Brilliant, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I agree. Motion passed! God I miss being king.

AND FINALLY: Karkat you know you can't hide forever, we've still got much to discuss.
 
 
09 February 2014 @ 06:36 pm
 
Okay though seriously can we please notice that Molly and the Captain disappeared at the same time and that like

that has to mean something right! They've taken her somewhere and





There has to be something we can do