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[notvictorious]

So apparently those kid murderers didn't give everyone the details on the whole "what happens if you try and bust up the barrier" thing after they slammed a boat into it or whatever.

Sooo. If you try and use electromagnetic or alien solar power to knock a hole in the barrier because this pinche place stole our friend, here's what happens;

1) You get arrested for "attempting to damage government property." Because it's not illegal to leave, just to TRY to leave.

2) You spend the night in jail.

3) You are assigned mandatory therapy for a tbd length of time.

4) You get some kind of "strike" on your "file" and yeah this part is news to me?? what file? What strikes? What happens when you get three? Is that why people are released? What does literally anything here even mean??

In conclusion, when we start therapy next week I will not say I regret it and probably let them know I am a definite danger to society but maybe I should finish my B.S before I get myself like tossed in a garbage compactor or whatever happens when you get three strikes.

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

You tried to break the barrier? ...Haven't you already tried that?

[notvictorious]

No. I mean, not as a good guy.

[subspaceflowers]

Any luck? I mean, I haven't noticed any rioting in the streets or anything but.. did anything happen?

[notvictorious]

We got arrested. But no, it's still up.

[subspaceflowers]

Nathan must be so proud.

[notvictorious]

I said they should stamp Nathan's card, two more and he gets a free smoothie! Cops didn't think it was that funny.

[subspaceflowers]

Probably because no one would ever want a smoothie made in a jail cell.

[reanimated]

I still don't know whether to be proud or insulted that you finally engaged in some pure mindless vandalism and it wasn't with me.

[notvictorious]

Is it still vandalism if nothing gets broke?

[reanimated]

What's that they say? It's the thought that counts!

[reanimated]

Also let's be honest, I've probably got at least a dozen strikes by now, I'm sure they mean absolutely fuckall.

[notvictorious]

They didn't mention it when I posted bail for you. Thanks, by the way.

[reanimated]

Probably cos they don't give a shit about mucking up a young offender's record some more. But a clean cut guy like yourself? Course they'll try to scare you straight. That's the law for you, Robocop.

[notvictorious]

Does Robocop really need to be told about the law? I have a record now, maybe I need a new nickname.

i can't help myself

[reanimated]

Oh are we erasing years of moral uprightness and uptightness cos you're a fuckin bad kid now? Well let me get right on that then

it only took you 5 comments

[notvictorious]

Reminder to the world one time Nathan went to jail for inappropriate conduct with a minor. Who was a boy. Who was Alois.

[reanimated]

I NEVER EVEN TOUCHED HIM, HE ONLY MADE IT LOOK LIKE I DID

[notvictorious]

How weird would it be if this brought him back

[reanimated]

Why the fuck would you say a thing like that?!