[Video]

[tookthename]

[It seems whatever is messing with the island this time has not left Carol unaffected. She turns on the video feed and anyone on the other end is given a rather nice view of her new costume before it zooms in on her face.]

It seems like we're having a bit of a misunderstanding as of late, dear citizens of New Moore; so I'm going to make this as clear as I can for everyone: I'm going to go blow some shit up. If you don't want to get blown up, don't get in my way. Any questions?

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[duckface]

What are you wearing?

[tookthename]

My clothes. Why, you got a problem with it?

[duckface]

That's an understatement, something your current outfit definitively is not.

And what do you mean 'blow up'? Is there like some kind of rogue asbestos you're treating with your superpowers?

[tookthename]

Well, I suggest you keep those problems to yourself, little miss.

Nope, I'm just a little overdue for causing mass panic. The police department and the city's government seems to be so reluctant to turn over control of the island to me I thought I'd just show them how inept they are at controlling it.

[duckface]

Okay. Question- did everybody take a whole bunch of drugs or something? I thought you were all about the helping people. "Mass panic" sounds more like people are gonna get hurt.

[tookthename]

They might if they don't run fast enough.

[callbacks]

miss danvers
no
seriously
come on im trying to get people to come to my games dont go scaring off the populace

[tookthename]

That's Mistress Marvel to you, kid.

And no can do. It's been over a week since I made a mass of people go run screaming from a public event. I'm way too overdue.

[callbacks]

mistress marvel
no
think of the children
think of the childrens chance at a championship title

[tookthename]

This game really means that much to you, huh?

[callbacks]

this game means more to me than my left nut

[tookthename]

So if I stay away from the game until it's done you'll cut off your own balls? And people say my priorities are messed up.

[notvictorious]

uh Captain Miss Marvel, you feeling okay?

[tookthename]

That's Mistress Marvel to you, and I'm feeling great. Thanks for asking.

[notvictorious]

Cool. Can you maybe not blow stuff up?

[tookthename]

I might be convinced if I'm given full control of the island.

[notvictorious]

Right, but I don't think it's that easy. Coming from someone who's blown up parts of the island before and clearly isn't running it now.

[tookthename]

Yeah, I know it won't be that easy, but I'm willing to work at it.

[Video]

[steelweb]

[Pretty sure Lin has never actually grinned. Definitely not like this. A barracuda backing a minnow into a corner shows less vicious pleasure than this.]

Finally. Got some targets picked out already?

[Video]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[Koizumi's smile is casual and understated - it's not vicious, but there's a spark of interest and excitement there.]

I smell a plan brewing. Let me know if there's fun to be had.

[Video]

[tookthename]

Of course, you'll be one of the first with an invite.

[Video]

[tookthename]

I figured we could glide around and figure stuff out as we go. Why, you got anywhere in mind?

[worldsonly]

Oh dear. Well, I've -- I've certainly got one.

[tookthename]

Yeah?

[worldsonly]

Where is your way, so I can stay very very far from it?