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[tookthename]

[It seems whatever is messing with the island this time has not left Carol unaffected. She turns on the video feed and anyone on the other end is given a rather nice view of her new costume before it zooms in on her face.]

It seems like we're having a bit of a misunderstanding as of late, dear citizens of New Moore; so I'm going to make this as clear as I can for everyone: I'm going to go blow some shit up. If you don't want to get blown up, don't get in my way. Any questions?

Comments

[duckface]

Okay. Question- did everybody take a whole bunch of drugs or something? I thought you were all about the helping people. "Mass panic" sounds more like people are gonna get hurt.

[tookthename]

They might if they don't run fast enough.

[duckface]

This is a really stupid idea. Just because you have superpowers doesn't mean you can just hurt people for no reason.

[tookthename]

It's not for no reason. Like I said, if the powers that be let me run the island everything would be fine. I'm really acting in everyone's best interest here.

[duckface]

Pretty sure scaring people into letting you be mayor or whatever isn't very democratic.

[tookthename]

Who said anything about democracy? Everyone knows that's corrupt as hell.

[universalconstant]

PLEASE CEASE THIS LINE OF THOUGHT.

[tookthename]

Why should I do that? It's kinda obvious. Besides I don't even think this place runs on a democratic system.

[duckface]

Hey! Be nice to the mayor. He's weird and nobody knows what he's the mayor of, but he's still a good guy.

[tookthename]

Woah, looks like we got ourselves a bad ass over here. So what if I don't?

[duckface]

Then you're a total hypocrite for lecturing me about my abilities when you're gonna go play faux-bad guy with yours.

[tookthename]

Yeah, now you lost me. I don't tend to be the lecturing type.

[duckface]

What, are you hopped up on bath salts? I don't think I can describe you any clearer than a lecturing pain in my ass who won't shut up about- for starters- not hurting people!

[tookthename]

Yeeaaah, have you actually met me? I thought I made myself pretty known around here, but apparently I forgot to overturn a few rocks.

You can't make an omlet without cracking a few eggs. They'll hand over control of the island or I'll take it from them. In the end everyone will be happier.

[duckface]

You can't really equate cooking mantras with right to rule, genius. Cut it out, nobody is impressed.

[tookthename]

Okay, how about you can't make progress without tearing down a few walls?

[duckface]

Okay, knock it off. You can lose the whole super-villain spiel. I've let guys twice as "evil" as you chew on me. This isn't gonna send me running.

[tookthename]

See you keep saying things like "drop the act" and "lose the spiel" as if I'm pretending.

It's getting old.

[duckface]

Fine. You decided to break bad or whatever. I'm not gonna let you hurt people.

[tookthename]

I really don't know what you can do to stop me.

[duckface]

If you don't remember lecturing at me, then you don't remember what it is I can do. I could knock you out of the sky.

[tookthename]

I'd like to see you try.

[callbacks]

what do you mean nobody knows what hes the mayor of
hes the mayor of the glorious municipality of can town

[duckface]

Uh huh.

[callbacks]

truly the city on the hill
except not really because then the cans would fall over and roll away and that would be tragic