[Video]

[tookthename]

[It seems whatever is messing with the island this time has not left Carol unaffected. She turns on the video feed and anyone on the other end is given a rather nice view of her new costume before it zooms in on her face.]

It seems like we're having a bit of a misunderstanding as of late, dear citizens of New Moore; so I'm going to make this as clear as I can for everyone: I'm going to go blow some shit up. If you don't want to get blown up, don't get in my way. Any questions?

Comments

[duckface]

What are you wearing?

[callbacks]

miss danvers
no
seriously
come on im trying to get people to come to my games dont go scaring off the populace

[tookthename]

That's Mistress Marvel to you, kid.

And no can do. It's been over a week since I made a mass of people go run screaming from a public event. I'm way too overdue.

[tookthename]

My clothes. Why, you got a problem with it?

[callbacks]

mistress marvel
no
think of the children
think of the childrens chance at a championship title

[duckface]

That's an understatement, something your current outfit definitively is not.

And what do you mean 'blow up'? Is there like some kind of rogue asbestos you're treating with your superpowers?

[tookthename]

Well, I suggest you keep those problems to yourself, little miss.

Nope, I'm just a little overdue for causing mass panic. The police department and the city's government seems to be so reluctant to turn over control of the island to me I thought I'd just show them how inept they are at controlling it.

[tookthename]

This game really means that much to you, huh?

[callbacks]

this game means more to me than my left nut

[duckface]

Okay. Question- did everybody take a whole bunch of drugs or something? I thought you were all about the helping people. "Mass panic" sounds more like people are gonna get hurt.

[tookthename]

They might if they don't run fast enough.

[tookthename]

So if I stay away from the game until it's done you'll cut off your own balls? And people say my priorities are messed up.

[duckface]

This is a really stupid idea. Just because you have superpowers doesn't mean you can just hurt people for no reason.

[callbacks]

if thats what itd take
but im pretty sure it wont take that

[tookthename]

It's not for no reason. Like I said, if the powers that be let me run the island everything would be fine. I'm really acting in everyone's best interest here.

[tookthename]

Nope, that's what I want.

[duckface]

Pretty sure scaring people into letting you be mayor or whatever isn't very democratic.

[tookthename]

Who said anything about democracy? Everyone knows that's corrupt as hell.

[callbacks]

come and get it then
catch me if you can coach

[tookthename]

Oh, don't tempt me kid. I can catch anyone. And if I have to hunt you down you'll wish all I took was your balls.

[universalconstant]

PLEASE CEASE THIS LINE OF THOUGHT.

[callbacks]

hey i already told you where ill be
ill see you at the game

[tookthename]

Why should I do that? It's kinda obvious. Besides I don't even think this place runs on a democratic system.

[duckface]

Hey! Be nice to the mayor. He's weird and nobody knows what he's the mayor of, but he's still a good guy.

[tookthename]

Woah, looks like we got ourselves a bad ass over here. So what if I don't?