13 July 2013 @ 09:36 pm
 
i have had plenty of computers before, but never a phone :o
cool, i think!!
but being here is sort of inconvenient
and i am not really sure how much i buy this whole 'fictional' thing
(but i also sure that is probably the first thing everyone says when they get here, haha :p)

so hello!!
i am jade harley
it is nice to meet you all, im sure, but i dont plan on sticking around for long <3
i have lots of things to get to at home, and i dont really have time to keep waiting!!
 
 
26 March 2013 @ 01:55 pm
Who: America and friends (that means you)
What: Your average "I am fictional and what is this" intro log
When: Any time this week
Where:Around the island
Why: I am fictional and what is this.

Not a bad introduction. )
 
 
25 March 2013 @ 05:09 pm
Where is everyone from? Is there a database? I will start one if there isn't one already.
 
 
24 March 2013 @ 10:30 am
hi dave!!!
uhm
this might be a little bit unexpected
but i was wondering if maybe you wanted to go on a date with me??
i was going to wait for you to ask me but maybe i was confused
so i decided i was tired of waiting
and waiting for the guy to ask you is sooooo old school i think grandpa would be really sad if i didnt take charge of the situation!

maybe ice cream???
rose will probably stalk us no matter what so we may as well go to her job
or
well i dont know
maybe you could pick if you want to go with me?


[ OOC: It's not a private post, it's actually public; Jade forgot to check who she was sending the message to and posted it to the network WAY TO GO HARLEY ]
 
 
18 March 2013 @ 12:58 pm
 
We're having an assembly about alcoholism and how to cure a hangover at school today.

Please be sure to go. Attendance will be taken and vomit-bags will be provided.
 
 
18 March 2013 @ 06:29 am
Text.
I suppose it's time to be off for school. First I would like to offer a gift for some of those who may be lagging behind because of this weekend's festivities.

Audio.
[oh look audio. press play? there's a bit of rustling and a voice that really can't be distinguished through the phone microphone.]


...

[this is the sound of an air horn over the network at 6:30 a.m. sorry about your hangovers.]
 
 
14 March 2013 @ 12:02 pm
text  
you know
i think there really was pee in the ballpit

i didnt believe anyone when they told me
but then i ended up living there
and it was nasty and wet at the bottom...
im really glad someone showed up that could be my roommate
that place was really awful!!!







uuuugh now i cant stop thinking about how gross it is!
 
 
 


From the Desk of Principal Buddy Dinkerton;

It has been brought to the school board's attention the alarm many citizens felt by the involvement of students during the super-ed human attacks that occurred last month. At once point, the school itself was the scene of destruction. These events have led to vicious misunderstandings by the public, primarily related to our student body. Once such misconception has been that such violent displays on school property demonstrate that New Moore's students have no respect for public education. As your principal, I know this is decidedly UNTRUE.

I ask the students of this island to join me in denying this vicious rumor with a simple wardrobe adjustment; the implementation of school uniforms. A uniform allows students to display their status as the educated minors of New Moore with a sense of dignity and pride. It shows we will not stand idly by while some students act out, lofting one group of students over another. In light of recent events, it is only right to wear your status as a student for all to see, and to let your uniformed good behavior shine above any past misdeeds. The following pieces will strongly encouraged* starting Monday, March 11th for the following students-


    Junior and High School Students-
    The uniforms you will receive will include;

    - Dress shirt.
    - Blazer w/ embroidered school emblem.
    - Vest w/ embroidered school emblem.
    - Necktie.
    - Dress pants
    - Pleated plaid skirt
    - Socks pack (2 white, 2 black)
    - Loafers.
    The Junior and High School girl's uniform can be seen here. The Junior and High School boy's uniform can be seen here. All pieces of the above are required on a daily basis. Neckties are required. After school sessions will be held to assist students in the proper tying of neckties.


    Elementary Students-
      The uniforms you will receive will include;

      - Dress shirt.
      - Blazer w/ embroidered school emblem.
      - Beret w/ embroidered school emblem, Student ID.
      - Dress shorts (male students only)
      - Pleated skirt (female students only)
      - Socks pack (2 white, 2 black)
      - Loafers.
      The Elementary students uniform can be seen here. All pieces of the above are required on a daily basis. Berets are required.


    Community college students will not be required to wear uniforms. However, as an added bonus, any adults wishing to show solidarity with New Moore Public Schools may purchase uniform pieces to wear with pride as well! Let your support for our public schools ring from our sandy beaches to our assuredly dormant volcano! Proceeds from these uniforms sales will go towards repairs to the science wing.

    In line with your principal's desire to allow young people freedom of expression, some alterations** are allowed per Counselor Coulson's approval. Please respect the views of your teachers should they find your alterations inappropriate for school. Please also understand previous dress code offenses remain in effect- no hats (excluding school berets), no baring of the midriff or undergarments, shoes required, no blood stains, etc.

    Students are also responsible for keeping their uniforms in clean and pressed conditions. Shoes should be shined, shirts tucked in. This is less of a requirement*** as it is cultivation of your sense wellness and self worth. Some students may find the first step to a clean mind is a clean pair of trousers!

    The uniforms will be delivered to students' place of residence over the weekend. Sizes were taken upon your arrival in New Moore. From Monday, March 11th and forward, these uniforms will be highly recommended*!

    This is your helpful mentor, telling you as always- make it a great day or not, the choice is yours.

    ~*~Principal Buddy Dinkerton~*~


    * Uniforms are mandatory for all New Moore Elementary, Junior and High school students from March 11th, 2XXX forward. Uniforms are required at all times on school property.
    ** Alterations are not acceptable at this time.
    *** Uniforms are a requirement. Failure to adhere to school newly instated mandated dress code guidelines will result in disciplinary action. - New Moore Public School Board
 
 
04 March 2013 @ 05:31 pm
Barring any MORE unforeseen disasters, I'm aiming to open Frye Mechanics the end of this month or thereabouts. If anyone's got any inclination toward fixing machines of all sorts, you're more'n welcome to come on down and show me your stuff! I might well have a job for you.

Otherwise, til I get more staff, I might make myself available by appointment only.

♥ Kaylee ♥
 
 
28 February 2013 @ 12:44 pm
[The Doctor is sitting on the chair next to the TARDIS control console, bouncing a rubber ball against the floor and catching it again and again. He glances sideways at the camera, making a noise between his lips and his teeth.]

It's hard to know what to say, isn't it? After something like that. A lot of people hurt, or scared. A lot of people out of work because the buildings they work in were wrecked. Even school's down to half-days while they repair the damage.

But I can tell you this. Whatever kind of trouble we go through, we can all go on. Every last one of you. You are all -- we are all -- amazing people. Trolls, humans, Time Lords, assorted other species... we're resilient. Got depth nobody can guess at, not even ourselves. I've seen you all do it before, and it has been... incredible. A privilege, really.

And I think, right now, that might be what you all need to hear. We're going to make it. We're going to make it because you are all so strong, so astounding... such brilliant people.

I might not always be happy to be here, but I'm always proud to be one of you.


[The camera shuts off. Then, after a moment, it turns on again, with him crouching in front of it, squinting into the lens.]

And because of that, by the way. When the school does go back to a full day and my classes start again. Because you are such fantastic people... all the homework I assigned for Monday is still going to be due.
 
 
27 February 2013 @ 07:04 pm
[Dave's not going to be super social for about a week apart from making sure all his friends are more or less intact, but he won't be ignoring his phone, either. He just doesn't really want to go out of his way to talk to anyone. If anybody wants to get a hold of him, the best way would obviously be to leave a text here.

If anyone wants to talk to him some other way, that's fine, too, actually! Good luck tracking him down IRL, though, if that's what you're after. He's got his time powers back and he's abusing them even more than usual.]
 
 
23 February 2013 @ 09:42 am
 
 Something is wrong.
 
 
19 February 2013 @ 10:51 am
text  
ummm
if you got your hand stuck to something with really strong super glue while you were trying to make cards
and now that something wont come off
how would you get your hand unstuck??
preferably without pulling the object off because that really hurts >_>
i was thinking something to dissolve it!

ok thank you!!!
 
 
09 February 2013 @ 11:16 pm
This is the worst thing to ever happen.
Many have said it before me, but it will never be true as it is in this moment.
 
 
09 February 2013 @ 09:17 am
[Hello New Moore Highschoolers and Staff.

On this lovely Friday afternoon, if you happen to be near any public computer on campus, such as the computer lab or library, at precisely 1:15 you will find every computer opens up a video file, cranks the speakers, and assaults you with Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Moive:]

I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!



[It a wonderful and culturally enriching movie from an alternate future, starring Ben Stiller as Sweet Bro, Owen Wilson as Hella Jeff, Donald Glover as Geromy, and our very own Dave Strider listed as the director and producer.

It looks rather like a live action version of this crock of shit.

Safe to say the movie an over-saturated, poorly 'acted' (??), curse strewn mess that makes absolutely not a bit of flipping sense. The first ten minutes is Sweet Bro falling down an endless flight of stairs that is actually obviously just him falling down the same set of stairs over and over, seemingly without end.]


((OOC: You can read more about The Moive here if you are actually curious. Otherwise, while people will be able to physically override the machines (unplugging them, turning off speakers) attempts to close the files will prove largely unsuccessful until the movie has played exactly 1.5 times, and then they will all shut themselves off.

Enjoy, New Moore ))
 
 
07 February 2013 @ 06:35 pm
To: The Cool Avengers Who Also Happen to be Young (Leader Kate Bishop; Nate No-Fun Richards; BFF Billy Kaplan; Scott Wolfboy McCall; Mister Thomas)
From: Loki

It seems it's been quite the gap in time since that we've heard from our not very good friend the dreaded lizard creature of New Moore. Perhaps he has found a swap to crawl back into, and will emerge again on the night of the living dead. A very anti-climatic end, heroes usually have grander battles, and our foe has POOFed from existence. WTF.
To: The Mighty Thor
From: The Good Loki

You have significantly dropped in numbers, brother. It's concerning.
To: Aradia
From: Loki

Quite unsurprising news! Our lizard creature is still missing. Shall we send a search party to every cranny and nook of swamp upon New Moore? Prepare the local law enforcement and their dogs of searching. On another note, our dreaded Mister Magneto is still molding young, impressionable minds.
To: Lady Aisling
From: Loki

I've somehow slighted you, milady.
To: Jason
From: Loki

On this episode of New Moore P.D. stars a familiar Master of Magnetism. He seems to have something in mind that he's working on, doesn't he? Once again with a lack of evidence. However! It includes one Rudy Wade. We can take bets on how far this will escalate, but I would rather use the time constructively while we have it.


( OOC Note: Anyone can feel free to use this post to send text messages to Loki NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE as long as you have a phone. )
 
 
01 February 2013 @ 12:26 pm
Did anyone get sick after everyone was done being sick? Just me? [ uggh ] It feels like there's smallish bees up my nose.-- Anyway!

First order of business: Dave and Gamzee get promotions for somehow increasing business with redesign that I didn't give permission for. ...But there's no positions to move up to because you're my only employees so uh- Raises for everyone! And Dave is employee of the month. Again.

Second: Does anyone want a job? You can help with pizza business or thneed business or business in general. I could use some more hands on deck to keep up with orders. They're a little much sometimes. [ dante stop ordering 300 pizzas at once ]

Annnd Kaylee, can I hire you to help me build some stuff?
 
 
31 January 2013 @ 05:48 pm
 
who do we talk to if we wanna sit our asses down in the ballpit permanently
this shit is important
 
 
28 January 2013 @ 09:53 pm
 
For reference's sake, how much tea is too much tea? Because I feel like that's a question I should start asking myself.

At this point I don't think it's even helping, I'm just drinking tea because I forgot how to do anything else.