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EIGHTEEN THOUSAND YOU DUMB SHITS ARE KIDDING ME

This is the worst thing to ever happen.
Many have said it before me, but it will never be true as it is in this moment.

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Look. I'm not sayin you can't take care of yourself and I'm not tryin to like, do the knight in shining armor thing, 'cause that's seriously not me.

But I've done lookout before if you need a bodyguard or something.

I don't think I'm in danger of anything other than willing my head to explode.
But you're welcome to help relieve that if you'd like.

Like I told Dave. Never hurts to have backup.

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[ text message ] his face is so dumb

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[ text message ] totally kafkaesque

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[ text message ] she does these vagina paintings

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[ text message ] gatorade me bitch

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[I have no idea what you plan to guard her from, as I plan to do nothing that would cause her bodily harm.
But fine.
You are not allowed to speak however. Neither is anyone else you plan to bring along.
You'll also be paying your own restaurant fee.]

Get out of my private correspondences.

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I'm not eatin, I'm not bringin anyone and I'll talk if I have to talk.

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we can add it to the pile of things to take vengeance for

Maybe if we force him to the barrier he'll just die.

is he even really alive in the first place
hes made from daves puppet and an omniscient cueball and a code
maybe he will turn back into a pile of fabric
that doesnt talk

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1/3 Suddenly Dave is more freaked out by Scratch than he has ever been

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i look away for five minutes!!!

I'm running away.
Goodbye forever, John.

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ill be there

That's cute.
But unnecessary.
Mr. Pinkman has already declared his intention.

It was unspeakably idiotic to offer to sell your possessions to keep me from having to spend an hour listening to a cueball stroke his ego.
Thanks.

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What is troubling you?

I was just bought against my will for $18,000 by the omnipotent cueball-headed version of Humbert Humbert.

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oh no :(
rose do you want me to come over?
we can barricade the door and make a big pillow fort and eat popcorn

Is there anyone who would say no to that?

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u know rosie
i play my candy cards rite and maybe we can work out a switcharoo

I don't think that's a viable course at this time,
But thanks.

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You know, I actually feel a little sorry for you, for once.
A little!
8ut I think we can all agree Scratch is a huge fucking creep. Who really needs a new ho88y that isn't stalking innocent girls.
Like dying repeatedly.

I'll cherish your pity always.

The worst part of this whole situation is,
If it were anyone else,
I could simply not show up.
Somehow I don't think that will be an option in this particular case.

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Well, I suppose you can find at least a little comfort in knowing that all the proceeds from your d8 will 8e going to charity. That is quite a significant amount of funds that I'm sure the shelter will very much appreci8, though the fact that it managed to escal8 so high is rather disconcerting.

My condolences for the trou8le, however.

dude rosefang
youre ofishally the most expensive date like
ever

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