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Why does stuff like this keep happening to me.
We ain't married, bitch. We ain't even talkin' right now, not after that Pokemon shit.
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30 May 2014 @ 01:22 pm
Why does stuff like this keep happening to me.
We ain't married, bitch. We ain't even talkin' right now, not after that Pokemon shit.
04 May 2014 @ 10:19 pm
Yo, Boss.
Not sayin' I got anything that needs to be stashed somewhere, but if I did, and since our previous secret HQ got torched and all— where you want me to stash it?
Not sayin' I got anything that needs to be stashed somewhere, but if I did, and since our previous secret HQ got torched and all— where you want me to stash it?
ok has anyone seen this girl
i kno she looks cute but DONT B FOOLED
shes a stone cold rival who will wipe the floor w u in pokebattles
we were gonna meet up at the elite four and prove who was the better pokemon trainer
u know
as kids are apt 2 do ofc
when i get there
where the fuck is she rite
the aboved supposed "cutie" totally STOOD ME UP for our epic rival battle
that has been 15+ yrs in the makin
to go b a member of team rocket wtf???
so now i have to take down some dumb evil organization
just so i can kick her butt myself
anyway has anybody seen her?
i have some cute booty 2 kick
So what do I gotta do to make up for being an asshole? If you could keep in mind that I'm not filthy rich anymore I'd uh, I'd appreciate it.
Kinda weird that they gave me another Peter for a roommate. Were they thinkin' I wouldn't notice the difference? 'Cause I'm not retarded, yo, I got eyes and shit. It sucks though, he was like the best roommate. Uh not talkin' smack about the new guy or anything— sorry new guy, that was kinda. Sorry. It's just, like, you get attached to your roommate, right? It's not a crime.
I still think it's jacked up they take their stuff. Or it disappears or whatever. But the lifetime supply of paper towels is still here, so there's that.
Anyway uh. Sup, Peter 2.
I still think it's jacked up they take their stuff. Or it disappears or whatever. But the lifetime supply of paper towels is still here, so there's that.
Anyway uh. Sup, Peter 2.
WHAT: HELLA DREAMS BRO
WHO: Nathan Young, John Egbert, Jesse Pinkman
WHEN: whenever you find yourself asleep between 2/27 and 3/3!
NOTE: there are two options for each character, see comments in this post. reply to whatever ones you want! (you can do prose or brackets or regular spam, whichever you like, i like it too.) more options can be concocted if you'd like to do something else! I'M EASY
WHO: Nathan Young, John Egbert, Jesse Pinkman
WHEN: whenever you find yourself asleep between 2/27 and 3/3!
NOTE: there are two options for each character, see comments in this post. reply to whatever ones you want! (you can do prose or brackets or regular spam, whichever you like, i like it too.) more options can be concocted if you'd like to do something else! I'M EASY
Well, I suppose in the grand scheme of my experiences thus far, this is far from the strangest thing I’ve seen, much less been told. Of course, it would be disingenuous to claim that I’m not somewhat put out by the loss of my assets, to say nothing of my business associate... I anticipate that my Allmate will be particularly difficult to replace. But then, as they say, after the rain, the earth hardens, I suppose.
There’s nothing for it but to start at square one!
I suppose this is the time to ask after any of my acquaintances who might have already arrived. Otherwise, it’s very nice to meet you, residents of New Moore. I’m sure we’ll have many opportunities to talk in the future. Please let me know if there’s anything I should know getting settled in.
There’s nothing for it but to start at square one!
I suppose this is the time to ask after any of my acquaintances who might have already arrived. Otherwise, it’s very nice to meet you, residents of New Moore. I’m sure we’ll have many opportunities to talk in the future. Please let me know if there’s anything I should know getting settled in.
In response to some recent criticism of my business:
There are people in this world who find reality to painful to live through. I'm selling those people dreams. How they choose to experience that is not my responsibility.
There are people in this world who find reality to painful to live through. I'm selling those people dreams. How they choose to experience that is not my responsibility.
16 February 2014 @ 09:59 pm
Heads up, class is canceled 'til I don't look like I got my face chewed off by a rabid dog. Or I guess I'll find a sub or whatever? Yo, I dunno how it's supposed to work
oh god oh godhoh god I told her to stsay away I told her not to I
Peter I'm I don't understand but I'm so sorry I don't know waht's going on
I need to just turn mysefl into shield this is
I didnt mean to I just balcked out I
I owke up and it was jsut
sheild i know you're readin this i turn myself in
Peter I'm I don't understand but I'm so sorry I don't know waht's going on
I need to just turn mysefl into shield this is
I didnt mean to I just balcked out I
I owke up and it was jsut
sheild i know you're readin this i turn myself in
10 January 2014 @ 01:21 pm
09 January 2014 @ 11:36 pm
A principal of a school just squished my face and gave me a fairly impressive high-five. A person I don't recognize did, in fact, get me a pizza when I jokingly responded to them with the request upon being asked "Do you need anything, sir?" My phone's voicemail is full of who knows what. This Captain America figure is the coolest thing I have ever seen. And I think I'm secretly running the police department.
How is your day going, New Moore?
How is your day going, New Moore?
09 January 2014 @ 10:33 pm
I'm afraid if you've brought me here for hoping for spoilers, you'll find yourself very disappointed.
I adhere to an extremely strict policy.
Her Royal Condescension will simply have to purchase a copy on the publishing date like everyone else.
What other use our benevolent leader would have for a poor, best-selling author who spends all her time holed up in the Adirondacks, I'm sure I don't know.
Though I must say, if this is the empire's idea of Room 101, it's hardly the fuchsia Orwellian nightmare of legend.
They've even left me my knitting.
How very kind.
It's amazing what one can get up to with a pair of needles.
I adhere to an extremely strict policy.
Her Royal Condescension will simply have to purchase a copy on the publishing date like everyone else.
What other use our benevolent leader would have for a poor, best-selling author who spends all her time holed up in the Adirondacks, I'm sure I don't know.
Though I must say, if this is the empire's idea of Room 101, it's hardly the fuchsia Orwellian nightmare of legend.
They've even left me my knitting.
How very kind.
It's amazing what one can get up to with a pair of needles.
08 January 2014 @ 10:27 pm
[ Did someone call for another little gray girl?
Maybe the biggest change about Vriska is not that she's small, but visibly alive, with those bright yellow peepers of hers. ]
I found this thing. What's it doing here? Where am I? Am I talking to anyone? ... where's my lusus? I can't leave her alone. She needs me.
Where is this stupid place? The sun's different. Am I even still on Alternia?
Maybe the biggest change about Vriska is not that she's small, but visibly alive, with those bright yellow peepers of hers. ]
I found this thing. What's it doing here? Where am I? Am I talking to anyone? ... where's my lusus? I can't leave her alone. She needs me.
Where is this stupid place? The sun's different. Am I even still on Alternia?
Hello there, quick introductions and then a small favor to ask.
This place is a bit moere humanly populated than the last few so this ought to go quicikly.
A bit about me, I am a noted astrophysicist, accomplished author, thoroughly drunk mother.
I know I only just arrived but i have a few requests to make of you and than I promise I’ll be out of your hair and into a fresh martini.
Firstly I’m lookign for a daughtre of mine, shes about teenage girl sized with short blonde hair, perfect nose, proud chin and a sharp mouth.
Her name is Rose and shes too clever to be lost, but also too clever to stay someplace safe so if you might direct me to her I’d be ingredibly crateful
*incredibly
**grateful
Secondly is a Mister Egbert sr., missing a missus which plays decidedly in my favor.
He’s somewhat tall, wears a hat, exceptionally handsome in a rugged way but alsoa little soft
Of course I don’t mind, as I’m perfectly capable to take down my far sahre of the opponents whilst he is some sort of purfayor of baked goods with exceptionally tough fisticuff manuvers.
which is adorable!
Last seen standing between me and a wild dog creature, with my friend was being very brave and very stupid.
I’ve mostly balcked out what comes after that and am eagaer to finish off the rest with this flask of bourbon, as there was some light mauling, and possibly death?
We’d had our fair share of wine at that point tho, which may have explained my fuzzy memory of such a potentially grisly demise.
Also our losing, of course.
Regardless, I’d liek to find him as that whole death by dog thing is clearly not permanant for me as I’m here, decidely not dead as one cannot be intoxicated in the afterlife according to the literature.
Which explains how positively dismal death must be, happy to say we avoided it.
Barring those two, if you could help me locate a Mister Strider, sr. or a sort of Grand Mister Harley, that would assist me immenesly.
*immesntively
ooh well, quite a bit!
On a scientific note for my own future reference-
Seems the intoxication prior to the attack has carried over into the present. Will have to remeber that for the future; massive blood loss does not reduce a similarly massive blood alcohol content!
Thank you so much for your help, even if it’s just piointing me in the right direction, with minimum spinning tho, thank you.
This place is a bit moere humanly populated than the last few so this ought to go quicikly.
A bit about me, I am a noted astrophysicist, accomplished author, thoroughly drunk mother.
I know I only just arrived but i have a few requests to make of you and than I promise I’ll be out of your hair and into a fresh martini.
Firstly I’m lookign for a daughtre of mine, shes about teenage girl sized with short blonde hair, perfect nose, proud chin and a sharp mouth.
Her name is Rose and shes too clever to be lost, but also too clever to stay someplace safe so if you might direct me to her I’d be ingredibly crateful
*incredibly
**grateful
Secondly is a Mister Egbert sr., missing a missus which plays decidedly in my favor.
He’s somewhat tall, wears a hat, exceptionally handsome in a rugged way but alsoa little soft
Of course I don’t mind, as I’m perfectly capable to take down my far sahre of the opponents whilst he is some sort of purfayor of baked goods with exceptionally tough fisticuff manuvers.
which is adorable!
Last seen standing between me and a wild dog creature, with my friend was being very brave and very stupid.
I’ve mostly balcked out what comes after that and am eagaer to finish off the rest with this flask of bourbon, as there was some light mauling, and possibly death?
We’d had our fair share of wine at that point tho, which may have explained my fuzzy memory of such a potentially grisly demise.
Also our losing, of course.
Regardless, I’d liek to find him as that whole death by dog thing is clearly not permanant for me as I’m here, decidely not dead as one cannot be intoxicated in the afterlife according to the literature.
Which explains how positively dismal death must be, happy to say we avoided it.
Barring those two, if you could help me locate a Mister Strider, sr. or a sort of Grand Mister Harley, that would assist me immenesly.
*immesntively
ooh well, quite a bit!
On a scientific note for my own future reference-
Seems the intoxication prior to the attack has carried over into the present. Will have to remeber that for the future; massive blood loss does not reduce a similarly massive blood alcohol content!
Thank you so much for your help, even if it’s just piointing me in the right direction, with minimum spinning tho, thank you.
Thanks for the quality gifts, Secret Santa. Luckily Prada didn't mess them up too bad when he "helped" open presents.
Merry Christmas.
GUYS I MET A SPIDERMEN :O
pretty cool right?
hes mad cute too
i mean mask and all but still
what a qt and total gentleman too considerin we have like kissin diseases thanks to the mistletoe junk?? lol
um but yeah neways
he was a total gentlespiderman n walked me home last night bc i STILL dont have a license
do u know u have to take a test 1st?
also are u aware yieldin is like crazy important and also i am not so great at it whoopsss
but yes good news is i met a spidermen and hes stupid kyute
good timez
rosie are u still gonna come over 2day?
b advised theres smoochy plants fuckin everywhere and ectorelations r not even safe jsyk
( group text msg to homestuck cast )
pretty cool right?
hes mad cute too
i mean mask and all but still
what a qt and total gentleman too considerin we have like kissin diseases thanks to the mistletoe junk?? lol
um but yeah neways
he was a total gentlespiderman n walked me home last night bc i STILL dont have a license
do u know u have to take a test 1st?
also are u aware yieldin is like crazy important and also i am not so great at it whoopsss
but yes good news is i met a spidermen and hes stupid kyute
good timez
rosie are u still gonna come over 2day?
b advised theres smoochy plants fuckin everywhere and ectorelations r not even safe jsyk
( group text msg to homestuck cast )
So Dave, if I converted my old apartment above the bar into an arcade, would 1) that be an acceptable use of your loan money, and 2) your friends come so that it actually makes some kind of profit?
PS No one get near me right now; I don't want to bite any necks. You're all disgusting and likely unwashed.
PS No one get near me right now; I don't want to bite any necks. You're all disgusting and likely unwashed.