12 January 2013 @ 12:55 am
I hate- This place- Fuck.

Fine. I'll just get this all out of the way in one go.

This place sucks ass, but it sucks slightly less than the Apocalypse. I really wish I could forget all the shit inside my head and just give in, but I can't and I won't.

The bars here are dull as fuck, sorry Conrad but that place is like a kiddie bar or something. Tony, your taste in music is awesome but your butler freaks me out, please stop having him call me. Loki, you're a good kid. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. But your kitchen ideas are going to kill one or both of us.

Sammy, you should just go get a dog already and not talk to me for the rest of however long this lasts. It wasn't your fault.

This place better give me back my damn car before I shoot somebody. I deserve that much for putting up with this shit.
 
 
12 January 2013 @ 08:36 am
[Of course Kenzi sees the latest shenanigans as a way to profit. That's why she's sitting with a notebook and pen at the ready with an excited look on her face.]

If you're a Werewolf and you know it, clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]
If you've got superpowers and you know it clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]
If you have alcohol and you know it and you really want to share it,
with a human, namely Kenzi, clap your hands!
[Waits for clap.]

F-Y-I. I love this place!
 
 
11 January 2013 @ 12:08 pm
I want a dog.
Is that too much to as for? It's all I ever wanted.
I had one before, very briefly. His name was Bones. I got him when I ran away and ended up getting this nice little setup in Flagstaff. For the first time ever I was completely free to do whatever I wanted. It only lasted for two weeks though.

Seriously though. I really want a dog.

[And then Sam has a moment of why did I even say any of that?]
 
 
30 December 2012 @ 02:02 am
If I’m supposed to be shocked or surprised that I’m “fictional,” I really hate to be a disappointment. If you want, you can consider me a little jaded in that regard.

There’s already an extremely invasive book series published about my life anyway. Don’t even get me started on the conventions.

I appreciate having a roof over my head here but I need some help so I’m hoping someone will be able to give me information. I’m looking for my brother. His name is Dean. He has an unhealthy love for red meat, pie, and mullet rock.

Dean, if you can read this, I’m here.
 
 
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING THINKING YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT

what the fuck that was my fucking blood supply for A FUCKING WEEK

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ARE ARE GETTING THESE STAINS OUT OF THE FUCKING CARPET

DANTE DON'T YOU FUCKING TRY TO PROTECT HIM
 
 
27 December 2012 @ 02:06 pm
ooc: Edited to comply better with game format, replies might be a bit slow at first and for that I apologize

They tell me that I'm fictional. That this place isn't even in the same world that I come from and that the people in mine aren't real. Sounds like a load of bullshit if you ask me, but I would've said the same to people telling me dragons were real when I was a kid so who knows? You'd think people could think up a better lie if they're trying to cover up some sort of sanctuary. Not that I'd know what to say either so I suppose this is a good a lie as any other. Doesn't really matter what I believe in the end, now does it? I'm here and at the moment I can't do a thing about it.

If it's true though, and that's a big if, and I'm "real" now, the way I see it that means they all are too, the people back in "my world" I mean. They always were, because I remember them. I lived it, all of it. If I'm a real person, then what made me is real too. I still feel the loss of every single person I buried, every single one I've now been forced to leave behind because apparently I'm supposed to be here now. Why I deserve to get out and they don't is beyond me, and I don't really think there is any argument that could be given that I'd accept, but I guess I stopped really believing in justice a long time ago.

Still, if my memory is the only place that the people in my life are truly real in, then let this be my record of them, so that they can live in other people's minds too.

For now I'll play along with this little game of yours and pretend that you don't know what's out there.

My name is Quinn Abercromby, and when I was a boy a species of animal was re-discovered that had drifted far enough out of memory and time that they'd become myths. Flying creatures who breathe fire, who burn down everything they possibly can to feed on the ashes.

Dragons.

They hibernate for staggering amounts of time so that the world can repopulate and heal, and then they wake up again and the cycle starts over. I saw the first. I was there. But that's not the point of this particular entry. Perhaps another one further down the line. I live, or I suppose I should say lived, in a castle ruin in Northumberland. Though if this is another world I suppose "Northumberland" doesn't mean much to you, eh?

We have a graveyard there, one that I've buried far too many people in. Far too many children. These are their names, along with some there wasn't enough left of to bury.

[ What follows is a list of names along with ages and causes of death, and also brief little descriptions of what they were like. He also mentions the dragon slayers who were only with them for a short time before dying, though he can't say much about them. He regrets that he doesn't even know all of their names. He mentions their leader, Van Zan, and swallows down his conflicted emotions about the man to sketch as fair an outline of him as he can manage. There is one that he saves for last, that takes a little longer to work up the strength to record... ]

Creedy. He was my best friend, and his death should have been mine. He'd punch me for saying it, but since he's not here I can say whatever I damn well please and he can suck it up if he's watching from some afterlife or other. Dragon hunters had come to our home, again something for another entry, and they pulled the wrath of the Bull Dragon down on us. So much bigger than the others, capable of even more damage.

We'd gotten down to the shelters with as many others as we could round up, but there were still people left up in the castle. I wanted to go and get them and Creedy stopped me. He went instead, maybe because he knew it was the only way to make me stay put. He turned around just before he died and looked at me, and I knew then that the bastard had known he would die.

He kept me going, and was one of the few people who really knew me.

He was happy and charming, and funny as hell. He also made just about the worst liquor in the known universe, but I suppose it's a feat that he managed to make any at all when you think about it. I don't know how he managed to stay so damn cheerful, but I guess someone had to be and that was one job I really wasn't cut out for doing. I could motivate people to work, but I'm pretty sure he was the one who kept their spirits up.

We were a team, and a damn good one. It's a loss for every single one of you that you've never gotten to know him. Nobody could ever wish for a better friend. I miss you, mate, and wish you were here so I could punch you in the face for dying on me like that. Killed that fucker who burned you. Shot an explosive crossbow bolt right down his throat. You should've been there to see it.

Leaving it at that for now, need to rest my eyes and my hands.

I can't help these people anymore, but I'll be damned if I give up on those who are still alive back there. They all deserve the kind of life that they could get here, and I will never stop trying to find a way to give it to them.
 
 
Hey, Loki. You still want to do that popcorn thing? I picked up some string.

Nice of the island to provide transportable Christmas trees.

Weird.

But convenient, I guess.

Just making sure but, no one else has seen any of that mistletoe for a day or two, right? I like spontaneous lip-smacking as much as the next guy, but I generally like to pick who my partners are on my own.
 
 
16 December 2012 @ 07:41 pm
WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 16 - 18
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Ok! Here is the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Feel free to edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!
 
 

So, this can be nothing but a success. Loki, you are a genius.

But, seriously? How much bacon did you think we needed. Half the fridge is full of it. I mean I like bacon, too, but I think we may have reached the point where this is all we will be eating for the next half of December.

Hey Derek, that thing you wanted is all set if you want to pick it up.
 
 
26 November 2012 @ 12:41 am
 
Does this crazy place do Christmas? Not that there seems like much point to it, here. But Sammy would have probably insisted we get a tree, so on the extremely unlikely chance Christmas miracles are real here I'm getting one if I have to chop down one myself.

Hey, kid. You ever pick out a Christmas tree before?
 
 
14 November 2012 @ 08:10 am
 
This place is about nine ways to crazy on a good day. Seriously. What is the deal with this place?

Looks like this trip to crazy town is dragging on a bit longer than I anticipated. Guess I'm going to need to find a job eventually. So. What kind of options do they give us 'fictional' folks.

Seeing as whatever credentials we might have had 'never existed'. Seems a bit difficult to measure someone's skill set when everything they've done until now was some kind of fairytale bullshit. Or do they have some kind of record on who all of us are. Holding out on the source materials, Uncle Sam?

Anyone know where I might find some silver. Real silver, not that imitation crap they have in the regular store.

[Private Magneto/Erik]
Hey. I need to talk to you. In person.

[Private Loki]
Hey, kid. Looks like we're fresh out of groceries again. Go ahead. Hit me with your worst. I'll hit the store on the way back.
 
 
 
24 October 2012 @ 06:47 pm
Not that the news that I am a fictional character in a book is exactly NEW to me, but I am really sick of playing this game, right now. I do not have the time or the patience to deal with more 'Carver Edlund' nut job Supernatural fanatics. I am Dean Winchester. The real Dean Winchester. And either you let me off this god damn rock or I will find my own way, but I've about had it up to here with all this 'invisible barrier' bull shit and I'm done trying to play nice.

Cas, if you're listening, you sonuvabitch, will you get your feathery ass down here already? Kind of important.

Chuck I swear if these people are more of your crazy ass fan-following I will find you and you will not like what happens when I do.

[Locked: Magneto]
You seem like a guy who has his head on straight. Any idea what is really going on here? I gave finding out on my own a try and I have to say, either the government officials around here are much better liars and actors than the ones back home, or they don't actually know either.
 
 
23 October 2012 @ 06:21 pm
 
there's a bunch of crap on my desk.

yeah, so it looks like i still need an assistant. you know, filing, books, the works for a supernatural detective agency.

didnt i do this once before

only qualification is that you have to play well with alois.
 
 
21 October 2012 @ 06:57 pm
[two texts, meant for derek and stiles but misfired to the network]

hey do werewolves have milk

im not asking for me im asking for a friend

[listen, it's hard to text when you're hanging out with a baby and an asgardian god]
 
 
12 October 2012 @ 12:32 pm
What: A rather atypical self-defense course.
Where: The lawn of New Moore Community College.
When: 5:30 PM, Monday, October 15th.
Who: Anyone who's interested!

As the last afternoon classes of the college let out for the day, Erik stood on the grass in front of the bell-tower, hands clasped behind his back and a wide variety of knives, batons, and other weapons laid out on the grass before him.  Although no-one had arrived for the class yet, milling crowds of rubbernecking students were beginning to orbit the bell-tower, trying to get a better look.

It felt strange to be doing this without Charles, though he certainly expected his old friend to be in attendance, either in person or voyeuristically.  To be doing this in the open, inviting the public, also set his teeth on edge... but the last few weeks had made it clear that everyone trapped here was at threat, mutant or homo sapiens, "fictional" or factual.  The broader support he could gather, from anyone and everyone under the dome, the better.

There.  He could see his first student coming now.  very, very faintly, he smiled.

 
 
10 October 2012 @ 10:57 pm
 
This is getting real old real fast, Zachariah. Get out here, you son of a bitch. I am tired of playing your games. Whatever 'lesson' you are trying to teach me this time? You go right ahead and shove it up your ass.

I am not biting.
 
 
 
22 June 2012 @ 10:44 am
[A bored-looking Castle is seated at the desk at Hoarders, reading a book entitled "Seahorses: A Complete Pet Owner's Manual".]

I have learned so much about seahorses these past few days. Quite fascinating, really.
 
 
16 June 2012 @ 06:26 am
[It takes a second of fumbling and some static before he finally figures out how to work this thing. Sam's the technologically gifted one. He doesn't even have a Facebook.

When he does manage to get it upright and recording, the voice that comes through is distinctly not amused.]


Uh- yeah, no offense to whoever orchestrated this little trip to Neverland, but I've got more important things to do. Angelic Big Brother is getting pretty friggin' old. So if there's some kinda... I don't know... moral or lesson someone wants to lay on me about the apocalypse, can we skip the improv and cut to the chase?

[A beat.]

Also, if anyone's seen a seven foot tall moose-y looking guy, yeah, he belongs to me. Any time now would be... just... awesome. Thanks.

[The feed clicks off.]