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[theusualsuspect]

This is getting real old real fast, Zachariah. Get out here, you son of a bitch. I am tired of playing your games. Whatever 'lesson' you are trying to teach me this time? You go right ahead and shove it up your ass.

I am not biting.

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[halfdevil]

Sorry man, there's not much to bite here. Get a drink, forget the fake shit, and call it a day.

[theusualsuspect]

They at least have a burger joint, here?

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[halfdevil]

Somewhere. But if the burgers are as good as the pizza, it leaves little to be desired.

[nicevampireguy]

Dante's right. And I doubt this Zachariah had anything to do with you coming here.

Newcomers get half off on their first night in town, so stop by my bar if you're so inclined.

[highlyinformed]

My establishment has girls.

Apocalypse? What Apocalypse.

[theusualsuspect]

Sold. And where exactly is your fine establishment?

[theusualsuspect]

Alright. That's more like it. Real hospitality.

[nicevampireguy]

Don't listen to Lau! It's shady as hell there!!!!

[theusualsuspect]

Sometimes you have to live a little, man.

I can handle shady.

Don't worry, though. I am sure I can find the time for both of your fine establishments. Especially if I am going to have to stick around for a while.

[nicevampireguy]

Fine.

[theusualsuspect]

Man, you two must really be in deep on this whole competitive business thing. What, is he sucking your customers away or something?

[nicevampireguy]

He has side businesses! He doesn't need the bar's revenue the same way I do!!

[dontmccallmyname]

Your friend or whatever does this kind of stuff? He sounds like a jackass.

[theusualsuspect]

He is so not my friend, kid. And yeah. He's just about the biggest jackass I know.

[dontmccallmyname]

Sorry man, I didn't wanna assume. At least you kinda got away from him, huh?

[theusualsuspect]

I guess you could call it that. Sure. Unless he's the one behind all this. But that doesn't really matter right now. What do you know about this place?

Noticed anything strange, lately, besides the apparently mental doctors at the hospital?

[dontmccallmyname]

I'm actually pretty new uh, but my friend told me he turned into a like a five year old just before I came.

So there's that...

Oh! And we were pirates for like three days.

[maiditoutalive]

Biting probably wouldn't get you very far anyway. People have blown stuff up and it hasn't produced any concrete results besides the big pile of rubble.