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[morethanasidekick]

[Of course Kenzi sees the latest shenanigans as a way to profit. That's why she's sitting with a notebook and pen at the ready with an excited look on her face.]

If you're a Werewolf and you know it, clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]
If you've got superpowers and you know it clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]
If you have alcohol and you know it and you really want to share it,
with a human, namely Kenzi, clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]

F-Y-I. I love this place!

Comments

[garou]

[ clap cl--FUCK. ]

Like he didn't already figure that one out.

[theusualsuspect]

SOBBING

[garou]

[ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ]

[morethanasidekick]

HA! [...and now that would be Kenzi's legs on the screen as she jumps on the couch and commences her gloating dance.]

You had to answer, and you can-not li-ie, now I have prooo-oof

[And she falls back to the couch with a massive grin and quite literally chin-hands at her screen.]

I was gonna work it out eventually... wolfman.

[garou]

I really dislike you.

[stilestilinski]

[garou]

[ Guess who's not getting laid tonight! ]

[exbloodjunkie]

[garou]

[ no i won't be your dog ]

KNEW IT!

[animator]

Re: KNEW IT!

[garou]

[ IT'S JUST THE DRINKING THING ]

[Video]

[waywardboy]

[Yeah. He clapped. Not that it was a secret.]

Re: [Video]

[morethanasidekick]

[Still. News to Kenzi.]

So... What the Fae are you?

[Video]

[waywardboy]

Don't know. Both of my parents are vampires, but I'm not. There's no name for me. But I have all the same powers they would and I'm a better hunter using my own senses than almost any other creature you can think of. I'm some kind of Superman, except I wear jeans. Not tights.

[alwaysimpure]

I just have magic and I'm really not sure about sharing my alcohol...

[morethanasidekick]

Magic huh? Like the real deal or are we talking parlour tricks here? Because I do a great disappearing wallet trick if you ever want to see it.

[The alcohol, she'll get back to. Never tell Kenzi you have alcohol.]

[alwaysimpure]

Sure I want to see it! You must be good with your hands.

But, yeah, I'm talking about the real deal.

[audio]

[geminated_man]

[Clap, clap]

I think I still have some leftover from New Year's. I'll share it if I've got half an opportunity to see your tits.

I mean-- fuck.

Re: [audio]

[morethanasidekick]

[There's silence as she considers the offer, a hum coming through as she weighs her options.]

Is that half an opportunity to fuck or see my tits? I've done more for less. Tits. Not fuck. You have to work to get this.

[weirdkid]

That man who commented up there is right... you might be putting people in danger by forcing them to out themselves.

[morethanasidekick]

And the island could be an active volcano and tomorrow we become people soup.

[She shrugs, unconcerned by your logic, logical guy.]

[coinmover]

[clap clap.]

[morethanasidekick]

Really?! Now which one would you be exactly? Howl at the moon, spidey senses or cocktail hour?

[dontmccallmyname]

[aaand clap. clap.]

Oh, crap.

[morethanasidekick]

Oh crap indeed! [So much excite!] Now I'm ruling out option three because you don't look old enough to vote let alone drink... so tell me. What did Santa get you for Christmas? A pair of spandex tights or a flea bath?