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[Of course Kenzi sees the latest shenanigans as a way to profit. That's why she's sitting with a notebook and pen at the ready with an excited look on her face.]

If you're a Werewolf and you know it, clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]
If you've got superpowers and you know it clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]
If you have alcohol and you know it and you really want to share it,
with a human, namely Kenzi, clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]

F-Y-I. I love this place!

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[He... really doesn't know how to take that, but, truth-telling and all--]

I bet they do. I bet it looks amazing in them. I don't give piggyback rides. Mostly I just slay monsters that might hurt people. Are you wearing tights? I like your outfit.

[Oh Connor. Kenzi is probably the last person you ever wanted to happen across during a time when you're just filled with all these honest urges. She has no boundaries. None. At - All.]

Oh, honey. Flattery will get you everywhere. Shame about the lack of piggy back rides, you totally could have seen the awesome of my ass in person and had a legit excuse to try and cop a feel.

[No really. She's not effected by the honesty thing. This really is just Kenzi.]

You like my outfit? Well, then clearly you have excellent taste. Is this a thing you do? Dispense compliments when you're not off slaying monsters or are you just trying to maximise your chances of getting laid?

[Well, the video at least allows her to see how very flustered he is as he bumbles through his response, his cheeks bright red.]

I'm not trying to get laid. I already did that. You're only supposed to do that with one girl, right? But I do like you're outfit. It's... it's really attractive. Um. I don't think I need to see your ass in person butIwouldreallyliketo.

This is getting out of control. No. This isn't normal for me. Or anyone. This can't be normal for anyone. I think it's magic. I'm not sure. Please don't tell Rose what I said about your ass. I mean outfit.

Dude. This is so much better than Passions.

[Yes. In her spare time Kenzi has been known to watch trashy soap opera's.]

Go you and your bad self. It depends though. Do you only wanna do it with one girl?

[Yes, she was going to keep asking him questions knowing full well he'd have to tell her the truth.]

Is that her name? Rose. Do you like her? Do you really like her? Do you lurve her? I promise I won't tell her about you coveting my ass if you tell me all the things! Who needs sex. I can live vicariously through you, you little horndog.

What's Passions?

[He grimaces, gritting his teeth. This is incredibly frustrating.]

Yes. Only with one girl. That's how it's supposed to be.

[That's what he was taught, anyway, so that's what he's going to subscribe her.]

... yes, that's her. I like her. I really like her.

[He's getting increasingly angry with each passing question, talking through clenched teeth.]

I don't know if I lu-- love her. I just met her. I'm not a horndog! What is that, some kind of demon?

TV show. So bad it's good.

[Meanwhile she continues to be very matter of fact about it all.]

Oh honey. You just met her and you're already having sex with her? [Rolling eyes.] Total horndog.

[She is so very oblivious to how angry he's getting over this. Kenzi logic. What's he going to do, throw his device at a wall?]

Tell me though. Why do you really like her? Is it because she let you touch her boob? Cause I gotta say, my life would be a whole lot more interesting if groping translated to potential lurve.

It -- it wasn't like that! It was the mistletoe! That started it, we just continued it!

[He just might. He tends to get smash-y.]

No, that's not the only reason. Because she's more like me than anyone else I've met. She understands me better than most people do. And she's not... she's not afraid of me.

Aww. Well that's actually kinda sweet.

[What, she might be a romantic at heart, deep, deep, deep in there behind all the trolly goodness.]

I mean the reasons not the mistletoe fuelled sexy-times.

[And because Kenzi just can't leave well enough alone.]

So... [Chinhands.] Have you asked her out? Like on a date? Are you two dating?

[Connor is growing bright red and increasingly flustered as Kenzi's questions keep coming, and yet he just can't keep himself from answering them.]

I haven't. I don't -- I don't know how to do that kind of thing. I've never been on a date. Not really a lot of dating going on in hell.

[WHY IS HE TELLING HER THIS, WHY. These are embarrassing things, right? Other people seem to be embarrassed when they admit to a lack of experience in this area.]

We're -- I don't know. I like her. I want to see more of her.

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