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[morethanasidekick]

[Of course Kenzi sees the latest shenanigans as a way to profit. That's why she's sitting with a notebook and pen at the ready with an excited look on her face.]

If you're a Werewolf and you know it, clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]
If you've got superpowers and you know it clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]
If you have alcohol and you know it and you really want to share it,
with a human, namely Kenzi, clap your hands! [Waits for clap.]

F-Y-I. I love this place!

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[garou]

[ clap cl--FUCK. ]

Like he didn't already figure that one out.

[theusualsuspect]

SOBBING

[garou]

[ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ]

[morethanasidekick]

HA! [...and now that would be Kenzi's legs on the screen as she jumps on the couch and commences her gloating dance.]

You had to answer, and you can-not li-ie, now I have prooo-oof

[And she falls back to the couch with a massive grin and quite literally chin-hands at her screen.]

I was gonna work it out eventually... wolfman.

[garou]

I really dislike you.

This plot is perfect. I should make a post

[theusualsuspect]

[Oh don't be such a little baby, Derek. His bullets won't even stop you for more than a few minutes tops.]

[stilestilinski]

[exbloodjunkie]

do it do it

[garou]

[ And then you'll have a very pissed off werewolf coming at you like a freight train. ]

[garou]

[ Guess who's not getting laid tonight! ]

[garou]

[ no i won't be your dog ]

[morethanasidekick]

Oh wah wah wah, you'll get -

[Wait... he can't lie...]

Hey! That's not very nice!

[As opposed to all the chew toys she left on his door step...]

[stilestilinski]

[ aw poo ]

Maybe I will.

[theusualsuspect]

[As long as no one around here dies from animal maulings we won't have much of a problem.]

[garou]

I wanted to say that I hated you, but I couldn't. [ HUFF. ] Deal with it.

[exbloodjunkie]

_{[why not? i am so hurt]}

[morethanasidekick]

Well that's fine. I'm too cute to hate anyway.

[So smug.]

So... does that mean there's other werewolves in New Moore?

[Of course she was going to press her luck.]

[garou]

[ Mrrrr!!! ] I'm not telling you who they are.

[morethanasidekick]

[She reached for her pen and paper and makes an exaggerated mark on it.]

And I'll take that as an overwhelming yes. See. Sharing. That's not so hard!?

[garou]

Yeah, it kind of is, when it could get you killed.

[morethanasidekick]

[Eyes narrowing.]

Huh? Why would being a werewolf get you killed?

Private!!!

[garou]

There are hunters on this island. People who kill people like me because they think, for some reason, we don't deserve to live.

Re: Private!!!

[morethanasidekick]

[Dude. You didn't think to go private before the clapping?]

Oh... Ohhhhhhhh. So them all knowing you're ya know. A wolfman. That would be bad then?

Private!!!

[garou]

[ HE WAS TOO BUSY CLAPPING ]

Bad is kind of an understatement.

Re: Private!!!

[morethanasidekick]

[Well.... shit.]

Ya know... We could cover up the whole, you outing yourself as a wolf.

[Kenzi ideas. Kenzi ideas come with a side serving of ruh roh.]