21 September 2012 @ 04:16 pm
[First, this noise.  Then, the sound of doors slamming open.]

What? This isn't right.

[This noise.]

That's really not possible.  Same island.  Same life signs.  No forcefield, although... there's something...odd... but it's not anything like two thousand and twelve.  It says... seventeen-oh-four?

Is that a pirate ship in the habor?

[He sounds indignant, even outraged.  In the background, someone is saying "Oh Doctor Doctor can we pleeeeeease"]

All right, all right.  Two hours, mind you!  Just a quick look about, no interfering with anything.  Stay in pairs -- yes, Jack, you too.  Stay safe.  And we'll meet back here in two hours.


...Is it just me, or is that parrot giving us a funny look?

Yes, you.  Hello there.  Polly want a --

 
 
20 March 2012 @ 04:38 pm
 
oh
i didnt even get to find out who river song really was!
 
 
16 March 2012 @ 01:51 pm
 
Didn't see any point of watching the parts I'm in. I was there, wasn't I? Think I'd remember how it went.
 
 
16 March 2012 @ 12:31 am
Is anyone else enjoying all of this sudden influx of "source material"? I know I am. I think there's a certain degree of narcissism that we all have to have to be able to actually enjoy it, but it's fun, at least, to get a different perspective. And also to see what everyone's been up to while I've been away. Now, who wants to come over and watch my adventures? Not as... family friendly as The Doctor's, but it is good.

And I was right, Doctor. I do look good on camera. Kinda heroic, too, don't you think?

I've also taken this opportunity to catch up on some television that I've been missing over the years. Apparently it's been pretty good. Like these new Sherlock Holmes stories? We didn't get much of them when I'm from, but these are pretty good. I like the tall guy with the big feet and the scarf. Ianto, how do you look in a scarf? Wanna find out?

Your stuff's pretty good too, Nathan. Not gonna lie, you're among the few in the world who can work orange.
 
 
14 March 2012 @ 11:53 pm
 
Why is he acting like no-one's ever kissed me before?  It hadn't really been that long.  And never giving Amy a chance to change out of her nightie, honestly.

Also, I can't really believe that hair.  The bowtie, fine, it's not the first time, but a scissors wouldn't kill him, would it?

I admit it, though.  Ghost of Christmas Past.  I am jealous, a bit.
 
 
07 March 2012 @ 10:19 am
John Egbert! Rose Lalonde! Were you still going to bring your friends around for a tea party in the TARDIS? Not that you have to bring them around, we can always take the TARDIS to them instead.  However.  I'm afraid we'll have to do it quite soon.  Before long, she's not going to be fit for human habitation, so unfortunately this has become a limited-time offer.  It has to be this week.
 
 
 
27 February 2012 @ 03:50 pm
[Shepard's face appears on the screen, taut and grim to the point of being nearly expressionless. His eyes are bloodshot and surrounded by dark circles, and the light from his cybernetic implants in plainly visible along one cheek. Looking straight at the camera, he reads -- obviously off of a prepared script -- with barely any emotion showing, and switches off the camera the moment he is finished speaking.]

At 4:58 AM this morning, a citizen's arrest was made, apprehending a suspect in the murder investigations of local medical student Sanjay Chamrajnagar and shop attendant Cally Horn. The suspect was turned over to police custody along with evidence sufficient for charges to be officially filed against the perpetrator.

The department can confirm at this time that the person in custody is Police Chief Thomas Kreise, who was discharged on a medical leave of absence to recover after the trauma of his recent abduction. The possibility has been raised that Mister Kreise was non compos mentis at the time of the incidents -- the murders, and with the potential of an insanity plea in mind, both legal and medical evaluations of the situation are being obtained.

The department has no further comment at this time.
 
 
I have two important questions. Absolutely vital. Critical. Urgent, even, really.

Donna. Do you have any idea who just arrived in town?

Second, and absolutely every bit as essential:

Rose Tyler. May I have this dance?
 
 
24 February 2012 @ 03:44 pm
Now that I have settled in here a bit more comfortably, I realized I never formally introduced myself.

Jim Crick, Author.

And the pleasure is all mine.
 
 
19 February 2012 @ 07:16 am
[Hey guys, guess who was pretty much nowhere to be seen last week? Rose Tyler. Why? She was pretty much sleeping the whole time. Seriously. That chocolate was potent stuff, and she just...was way too chill to want to do anything but laze around in bed. It was like a flashback to her teenage years. Not the best time to flash back to, really. Still, she's recovered now, and finished complaining.

So. Hello there, world of the living!]


You'd think I'd have learned not to take candy from strangers, but no, apparently that never goes away. [Okay. Mostly done complaining.] Anyway, question time: have they done something like this before? Obviously they're not new to deceit but...issuing thing designed to make our lives go haywire? Is that normal?
 
 
15 February 2012 @ 09:04 am
 
Headache's gone.

How's your day shaping up?
 
 

[When the Tele switches on all across the island like many times before in months past, there is an older gentleman, who almost no one will recognize, peering into the screen with a squint. Even gleaming his eyes are tired and - how is it even possible to look so dull when they are so bright? It seems like he's waiting for something. Like he has been a long time. The bags under his eyes are heavy, his face more wrinkled than it ever was.

There seems to be music playing in the background but it can barely be heard over the repetitive thud of drums pounding in a set of four. It isn't loud. In fact, it almost seems calming at first, starting out slow, hypnotic.

Four beats. Rest. Four beats. Rest. Four beats. Rest.

Whatever he was waiting for seems to have happened because an unpleasant scowl stretches across his face.]


Ah, our guests have finally tuned in. It is about time. Annoying little pests. Pay attention. I don't like to repeat myself.

[There's a clatter off video and he glances sideways before twisting back to fix the camera with a half-cocked smile, grim and just as unpleasant as the scowl.]

All right, maybe I do, but that is not the point we are addressing right now.

I know you won't bother coming in. And why would you? There is nothing worth your time here. Worth anyone's time. Just keep going about your pathetic miserable lives. You're not wanted here. Needed, oh yes, very likely, but that changes nothing.

This is how it was always going to end. Old and alone. Hundreds of years of plans, of outsmarting and charming and creating, all the millions of lives we destroyed, and for what? A pencil pushing job, trapped on a miserable little island? TRAPPED. US? Just like old times. Foiled by an insignificant little race of nobodies. All that genius. All that BRILLIANCE. WHERE HAS IT GOTTEN US NOW?

[His voice had grown steadily louder, his face closer until he had to pull away, coughing and taking in shaky breaths. He looks so frail.]

The Universe should have been mine. My destiny, greater than all your lives combined. What a joke.

[He scoffs, a bitter, cruel laughter ringing and echoing, and now the world around him comes into focus, flashing red and green lights and a beacon just audible over the drumming, like the emergency distress signal of a dying vessel. Wires hang from walls of metal, sparks raining down over what can be seen of the wrecked metal around him.

He twists the camera until 'Thomas' is in view. Police uniform still on, though singed and in tatters. He's not even restrained, just holding his head, hunched over, trying to block out the noise. Whatever he keeps saying, it isn't making it over the noise. The older gentleman has the Police Chief's hat resting on top of his head.]


Destiny. [He snorts again, rolling his eyes, drumming on the surface with the confiscated screwdriver, in perfect time with the background drumming.]

Delusions. Nothing more. Betrayed by everyone and everything and isn't it just what we deserved? Death and destruction on a whim. Lives lost, civilizations ended, bodies stolen. The list of atrocities could fill a Tardis. He deserves to die. You're thinking it. I know you are. [The last bit directed at the viewers with a waggled finger. He stops, coughing and drinking in oxygen in more shaky breaths. There's blood all over his hands when he brings them to point at the camera]

Who do we get to blame this time. Not ourselves. Never us. What could we do wrong? Every plan we ever made and when did that ever go well. Not anymore. We'll just rule this little space of darkness for all eternity. Wait for death to come. Soon now. So soon. I can feel her. The universe will not bring us back from this.

[He laughs, hoarse and manic.]

This is true destiny. A tool like any other tool. Throw it away when you're done with it to rot and rust in oblivion until the end of time.

GO AWAY. ALL OF YOU.

No need to come and play this time. We've got all the company we've ever had. The only people we'll ever need. Because we don't need anyone, do we? DO WE? [He snarls, twisting to direct it at the Master's hunched form and it ends abruptly.]

 
 
28 January 2012 @ 02:43 am
 
Doctor, I get this is an emergency type situation, but there's no harm in ringing before you bring the Tardis round. So we can avoid what happened yesterday is all.
 
 
22 January 2012 @ 02:54 pm
While neither the island nor the Earth has been destroyed, unless certain questions are answered, the end of this world, to us, is still inevitable. The circumstances dictate it.

It's surprising to me that no-one else has realized this.

EDIT

Because we may not exceed its boundaries, this island must be considered our world. If we accept the separation of the local humankind from the population of the fictional; fictional humankind possesses only twelve percent of a minimum viable population. Unless their biological advantages are extremely different, fictional trollkind has the same limitations.

This indicates that we are the final generation. Only if fictional humans and local humans are cross-compatible does the genetic line of our homeworlds have any chance of propagation. Without that, our worlds will end when we do.

In either case, to avert the end it is imperative that each of us chooses to "act so that the effects of your action are compatible with the permanence of genuine human life."
 
 
21 January 2012 @ 11:32 pm
Well now that everything has calmed down from the big almost-the-end-of-the-world to-do, I feel really stupid for not taking advantage of the chaos. But who was to know that everything wouldn't be burnt to ashes? I had other, more important things on my mind.

That reminds me.

Coffeeboy? I'll take something hot and sweet in my office.
 
 
16 January 2012 @ 11:31 pm
 
After all that, sorta wish I'd packed champagne and Christmas crackers.
 
 
16 January 2012 @ 09:53 pm
There are two plans. Only one of them can work (if either of them actually works), and I've got no right to make that decision for you all.

Plan A is to power the TARDIS up as much as I can. Burn off every room except the control room, then pump all that energy and the power from the engines into the shields. That means there will be room for twenty, maybe thirty people inside if you squeeze in tight. Donna, Master, Rose, Amy, Rory-- you'd be in charge of keeping the shields stable. Other than that spots would be first come, first serve. IF the force-field around the island can soak, oh, maybe half of the impact of the comet, then there's maybe a fifty percent chance everyone inside the TARDIS would survive.

Plan B is to get everyone on board the TARDIS. Absolutely everyone. Then we wait for the last moment, after the meteor hits. If we can dematerialize in between the time the force-field goes down and the shockwave hits, we could get away. If the force-field goes down before the tsunami hits or the volcano goes off or the island breaks apart. AND if the force-field is what's been keeping the TARDIS pinned in place here, which I'm not sure of.

Everyone gets a vote, but until I've got your vote, absolutely nobody goes aboard.
 
 
16 January 2012 @ 07:04 pm
 
Oh fucking hell. I give up. I GIVE UP, HEAR ME? Go right ahead, loot my best whiskeys and rums, take all my vodka, it's not like I invested a lot of money in this or anything, or like I was planning to, you know, let my friends that can actually digest this stuff drink themselves into an oblivion with it tonight.

It's yours. Whatever. If I'm going to finally meet my maker, I'm not going to fret the last remaining hours of my afterlife trying to protect some bottles of alcohol.
 
 
14 January 2012 @ 12:53 am
 
Well now, isn't this a surprise. It was going to happen sooner or later. This miserable rock draws the most unwanted and unnecessary attention of all the wrong sort.

Congratulations. First row seats to the near extinction of the planet. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Well, once for you, at least.

So. Shall we celebrate? I am feeling rather like dancing.

Let's have a party.