10 November 2013 @ 07:26 pm
 i will give $200 to the first person who brings me ibuprofen and sunglasses
 
 
[After Jason Todd decided it was in his best interest as Miles' legal guardian to get him super wasted at Homecoming, Miles threw up a bunch last night. It's the morning after and he is still drunk, on the verge of a terrible hangover. He's never had alcohol before, which will be abundantly clear under the cut.]

Texts for Kate, both Gwens, Roxy, and lots for Jason. )
 
 
10 November 2013 @ 02:52 am
has anyone seen lydia martin? blue dress, reddish hair. i swear she was just here...
 
 
09 November 2013 @ 10:15 pm
Who: Everyone.
What: The fancy anniversary/homecoming ball.
When: Saturday evening, November 9th.
Where: Four Saison's Ballroom.



[ You made it to the ball. Presumably, you will have an awesome time and/or be completely miserable.

Through the doors is a giant dancefloor, with a small orchestra on stage. They're playing beautiful music and later in the evening they'll be replaced with a DJ who will then pump up some sick beats. You can be like hot damn that's my jam.

This ball is full of fancy decorations, fine dining, dancing of all sorts, alcohol??, tears, everyone trying to look their best, and Dinkerton wearing a golden crown and high-fiving a crowned Coulson. The tables are circling the dance floor if you're going to sit down the entire time or you need to eat that food. ]


USE THIS POST TO ACTIONSPAM/LOG UP ALL YOUR BALL ACTIVITIES
 
 
07 November 2013 @ 08:56 pm

who: jason todd and miles morales

what: miles is finally going to meet his new roommate, who has been making scary ass noises in their apartment since thoughtformed.dreamwidth.org/1063382.html

when: after the halloween event

where: apartment west 301

warnings: uh… ruthless destruction of drywall? avert your eyes


Read more... )
 
 
07 November 2013 @ 06:56 pm

[A webcam clicks on, revealing Tim sitting at his computer, the rheostat dialed down slightly in the room so the lights are yellow, warm, and dim.]


I was going to make a big production of this, like my last video.  I’ve got four versions, one fifteen minutes long with four different kinds of footage spliced in.  But that didn’t feel right.


I used to think I had good reasons for keeping secrets.  Secrets kept me and the people I cared safe for a long time.  Lately, I’ve had a lot of reasons to rethink that.


A year ago, Seta Souji asked me to take over his investigation if anything happened to him.  But to do that… I need to be someone people can talk to, and someone people will trust to be able to do that job.  To rescue people.


I haven’t always been the most social person on the island, but I think since I took over running the New Brew a lot of you have gotten to know me better.  


[He leans back, and takes a deep breath.  The motion brings his shoulders into view, which means everyone can see the red of his suit and the black of the cape.]


And since I’ve been patrolling as Red Robin for three years, helping the police and helping Souji fight Shadows almost since they first arrived… I hope you can trust me with that part of the job, too.


If you’ve got any questions, you can contact me here or at the New Brew, and I’ll answer them.
 
 
07 November 2013 @ 03:55 pm
are people actually taking ... 'dates' to this thing?

[ top on her list of things that she doesn't want to deal with, seriously. ]
 
 
30 October 2013 @ 06:50 pm
 
There's no one around from Beacon Hills to understand how messed up this whole werewolf epidemic is, so I won't go into detail.

But if any of you recently canined idiots get near me, I will hit you with bear mace and yeah, it works. Don't ask how I know just know I have a bigass can of it and I'm not afraid to use it on your little mauling attempts.
 
 
29 October 2013 @ 09:15 pm
this is dave striders guide to polite dining

one
please and thank you are your friends
your friends are also your friends
bear that in mind when you try to eat them

two
clean up after yourselves
believe me your meal is not gonna just wipe itself off when youre done so have a little civic decency please and byob
bring your own bandaids
the superhero ones work best thats a scientific fact

three
whoevers spreading the rumor that i passed out in gym class yesterday is a dirty fuckin liar and should be ashamed of themselves
that was a completely intentional premeditated nap
falling down was part of the plan
but if anyone could lend me a copy of their english and history notes id appreciate it
 
 
i wrote an app that will make your phone go to full volume and emit the kind of high-frequency noise that makes dogs whimper from two miles out. humans can't hear it, so don't comment back to say it isn't working or some shit.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic hopeithurts.apk

find the file on your phone, click it, install it, open it within hearing-range of one of the furry monsters, close the app to shut off the noise.

tested and confirmed working on at least one of these fuckers, though i ended up turning it off when i made it to a safe spot since idk what the battery is like on this phone yet.

if you need help with the app i can give limited support for at least a couple of hours. in fact, i have nothing better to do since my test subject chased me up a light pole so… lemme know how it goes

EDIT: whaddaya know, the app doesn't work on every werewolf. given the data i have access to the success rate seems to be about 50%. feel free to tinker with the code if you think you can do any better, jerks.

EDIT EDIT: IT MIGHT JUST MAKE THEM ANGRIER, USE AT YOUR OWN RISK

 
 
27 October 2013 @ 08:24 pm
Who: Anyone and everyone!
What: Becoming a supernatural creature isn't all fun and games
When: After sundown Oct 27th through Oct 31st
Where: The apartments, the forest, around the city at night... Anywhere you like!
Warnings: Blood, illness, vampirism, lycanthropy, violence, etc, etc...

Everyone has a lot of plans to do a lot of things this plot, and Jackie C, one of our lovely mods, has given permission to set up a gathering place for all the logs people may want to do!

Here's how this works:

1. Post a comment with your character's name as the subject line.
2. (Optional) Maybe a list of CR/scenarios you were planning on?
3. ????
4. PROFIT! Find the people you were going to log with and hop to it, soldier!


This does not invalidate Network posts! If you prefer posts or action spams, don't let this log collection stop you! Go right ahead and do whatever you're most comfortable with. The most important thing is to have fun.

Come on in... if you dare.


 
 
25 October 2013 @ 12:57 am
 
 how do they know my name
 
 
09 August 2013 @ 08:54 pm
 
I've two questions for you, if you'll humor me.

What's your favorite musical number preformed by a popular Midgardian performer, and how would it relate in a moving film put to music in a variety of carefully placed and well-timed explosions?

There's also a possibility of choreographed dance numbers in the foreground, but I've always thought that it takes something special away from the setting.

--

Who Loki & people stopping him! (also possibly other people)
Where Avengers HQ (sorry again Carol)
When tonight, with explosions.
What explosions!
Warning explosions?

log )
 
 
06 August 2013 @ 10:41 pm
Uh... Hello?

[There's a young girl aiming her phone... well, relatively at herself. Her face is in frame, that's what counts.]

My name's Cassandra. I guess... this is home, now. Which is weird, but I guess... fake people need homes, too? So... Hi.

[A pause, like she isn't quite sure she wants to ask this next question, but then she just goes for it.]

If there's anyone... named Barbara, here? Barbara Gordon? Or, uh... Bruce Wayne? Would really... like to talk.

[Because it's kind of weird being somewhere new with no mission and no Barbara or Bruce telling her what the next step is. A quick smile, and then the video dips as she goes to turn it off. Is that an outline of a bat on her chest? Surely not...]
 
 
04 August 2013 @ 01:39 am
[Remy is sitting at a table in a hazy room with a scattering of shot and cocktail glasses in front of him, a glass of bourbon in one hand and a black and silver choker in the other.]

It don't matter that we don't know. You tell me: what does release mean to you? Where do you think they go? Why leave behind the t'ings they leave? What takes them away? How do they choose it?

[His voice, which started bitter, grows steadily angrier, and his accent first thickens as it does, and then nearly drops away.]

What you have to do in a place like this to get yourself released? Just how hard you have to try?
 
 
01 August 2013 @ 11:57 am
 
How do the kids put it these days?

"Come at me."

Oh, yeah, that's it. Of course, anyone who's really got a bone to pick with me is gonna do it in private and make things really boring. But I figured I'd put myself out there.

private to Sirius Black. )
 
 
30 July 2013 @ 06:12 pm
 
text message to Tim Drake and Jack Harkness

I figure you've seen this, so I figured I'd nip things at the bud so you both don't go following me. This is my gig, and I don't want to have babysitting duty. The thing is, I'm resigning from Torchwood. A cute kid last night inspired me to go my own way, so this is official.

But just to make things more interesting, since I know that wouldn't keep you off my back, you're gonna get coordinates tonight to buildings with bombs in them. When the coordinates arrive on your phones, you have twenty minutes to get there and use a piece of yourself to dismantle the bomb. Oh, and just so we're clear, it won't be the same thing every time. Or it might be the same thing every time. And it might be all of something from Tim or Jack or hell, it could be Dick, so you don't want to send him as your backup, Tim.

I have every bit of confidence that you two can stop this. And I'll play fair. There won't be more than one coordinate at any given period of time. My game will go on for three hours. And if you try to come after me, I have the switch to set them all off. The coordinates themselves will be set up through an automated system and each time it will trace back to a different location.

See, Tim. I can play smart, too.

It's been fun.


and action, for a scene setting a few hours later. )
 
 
28 July 2013 @ 08:30 pm
The butterfly drinks nectar from the flower, and the flower spreads its pollen by giving nectar to the butterfly. And should the flower be plucked for the beauty of its bloom, would the butterfly mourn it?

After all, there are flowerbeds all over the world. If there's anything of the world beyond our island, that is.

That's a possibility isn't it? That there is no world to be "released" to. So much talk to reeducate us, to recreate us to fit this new society and yet no answers. It's frightning to some people, isn't it? That there might not be a real world beyond this island for us to join. That there may be nothing beyond that barrier. I'm not sure I could understand that fear, as I make quite a bit of money on the uncertainty of you flowers.

It's amazing how many clients still ask me for these answers.
 
 
20 July 2013 @ 11:48 am
 
whos got 2 workin arms and a killer need 2 get her beach on?
dis chix
yisssss
got my self a hollatchaboi-esq swimsuit and spf bajillion for the pasty arm
ps lol at it and u will so how tough it healed rite in ur face
but 4 realz
rosie davey joegg ur all there for sure obvi!!
distrid u r sittin next to me but fyi get ur trunks on
i bought u some so dont front cuz ur goin
i also bought u a banana hammock bc u know whatever ur comfortable in
maybe show off those strider gams
meens tear urself from the bakery that shall nt b named to play for a day ok
ill even let u declare urself ruler of the ocean n the seas if ur good
everybody else is invited to ro-lals beach extravaganza too
bc i look crazy fineass in this bikini n i wont deprive any of u of its majesty ;)