drunk texts from miles, the morning after homecoming

[badtaste]

[After Jason Todd decided it was in his best interest as Miles' legal guardian to get him super wasted at Homecoming, Miles threw up a bunch last night. It's the morning after and he is still drunk, on the verge of a terrible hangover. He's never had alcohol before, which will be abundantly clear under the cut.]

To: Jason
From: Miles

WHy


To: Kate
From: Miles

ur not Kkatie


To: Gwen #2
From: Miles

r u dating JASOn NOW?????????


To: Gwen #2
From: Miles

WHYOOPS WRONG GWENN SRY


To: Gwen #1
From: Miles

R U DATING MY ROOMMAT


To: Gwen #1
From: Miles

E???????


To: Jason
From: Miles

wHy


To: Jason
From: Miles

will u bring me a water??R


To: Jason
From: Miles

pls plug the fridge in i need iCE


To: Roxy
From: Miles

hi :)


To: Jason
From: Miles

jason


To: Jason
From: Miles

JASONSN


To: Jason
From: Miles

JAY!!!!!!!!!!!''''!!!!"'


To: Jason
From: Miles

u did this to meso u have to help isTS THE LAW