Should dogs be allowed at the table? I don't have a problem with feeding them scraps, but...

I am pretty sure it's been WELL established by now I'm not a freaking dog! Somebody undo this!

Why does stuff like this keep happening to me.

We ain't married, bitch. We ain't even talkin' right now, not after that Pokemon shit.

[ there's a man in a wheelchair looking most disgruntled ]

It's a creative kidnapping, I'll give it that. But quite frankly, it's just irksome. So I'd really appreciate it if someone could get me a ride back to New York.

If you're having trouble finding her, just let me know. I can help!

This is a good arrangement.

This exponential increase in Puella Magi is incredible. I've never witnessed anything like it.

That was fun! Thanks, Roxy.

It's too bad we can't do that again until next year.

So far nothing else has happened today either.

That was interesting.

I never imagined we'd encounter anything like Witches here.

There's a crowd of people heading from the agricultural district down towards the coast.  Nothing's bothering or attacking them... but they're not listening to anything anyone says, either.  It's like they're not... not here, somehow.  Has anyone else seen or heard of anything like this?  Does anyone know what's going on?  Because whatever it is, I don't like it.  Got a bad feeling.

It might help if I had someone knowledgeable to consult.  Anyone would do.  Even an expert hypnotist, say.

How's everyone else holding up?  Jenny?  Rose?  Ianto?  Yosuke?

[Locked to Investigation Team]

With all this going on, are you going to have the time to get to Jack?

Is there anything I can do to help?

It's too bad.

Although I don't prefer to work with this type of quality, I guess I'll have to do the best with what I have again.

[This voice is child-like, which isn't to be mistaken for "childish." It's also cheerful in the fashion of Wish-You-A-Fast-Recovery! cards and Happy 40th Birthday! balloons.]

Although the confusion seems to have died down for now, if anyone needs any help, please let me know!

[This video begins with a long, flickering stream of static and distorted voices.
Then, suddenly, clear sound:]

--but I can talk, too!

[The screen twitches, as if flinching away from the cheerful voice.
The world that comes into focus isn't a world at all more than what can best be described as blue, black, and some vague attempt at the colour of human skin.
Maybe it was flinching away from that instead.
The voice continues:]

Boys aren't very good candidates. However, in thinking about it, I suppose I can't afford to be picky when my primary demographic is so limited!