Very sorry about the view everyone will be treated to while this conversation takes place.

[justletmeknow]

[This video begins with a long, flickering stream of static and distorted voices.
Then, suddenly, clear sound:]

--but I can talk, too!

[The screen twitches, as if flinching away from the cheerful voice.
The world that comes into focus isn't a world at all more than what can best be described as blue, black, and some vague attempt at the colour of human skin.
Maybe it was flinching away from that instead.
The voice continues:]

Boys aren't very good candidates. However, in thinking about it, I suppose I can't afford to be picky when my primary demographic is so limited!

Comments

[clockrocket]

thats right trickster rabbit beggars cant be choosers
now read me the fine print

[justletmeknow]

Something like that!

There is no fine print. The most important thing is: are you willing to risk your life?

[clockrocket]

[The blankest of fucking deadpan blank stares.]

ok so thats definitely not what i was already doing while fighting gigantic monsters in lohac and shit
i have no experience whatsoever in risking my life
or multiple timefucked lives
none
none at all

[justletmeknow]

[The smallest puff of air. It almost sounds like a small cat's sneeze, then:] Haaaaaaa~

I'm used to humans who say what they think they mean, but I think you're saying things you don't mean on purpose.

But that's great! If you have prior experience then this won't be all that different for you.

[clockrocket]

welcome to the world of human sarcasm
enjoy your stay
a complimentary lunch will be served at noon

[clockrocket]

so anyway
what do i get

[roseate]

What.

[roseate]

Whatever you're doing, stop.

[clockrocket]

oh come on rose dont you want to fight witches and stuff

[roseate]

Do you hear yourself.
Do have any idea what you're even talking about.

[clockrocket]

itll be great
cant be worse than horrorterrors am i right

[justletmeknow]

Well.

It's not quite like that here.

Your enemies are different.

[riseup]

whaaaaaaaat.

[clockrocket]

.......dont tell jade

[roseate]

I am telling Jade as I type this.

[Audio Interrupted By Small Voices Inside Your Head]

[justletmeknow]

IF YOU MEANT ME
I THINK YOU MUST HAVE REALIZED BY NOW
IT'S NOT MY DECISION.

[roseate]

What is this about, exactly?

[squidissension]

wwoww
you really must be desperate

[Small Voices Inside Your Head, Etc.]

[justletmeknow]

IF SOMEONE WISHES TO CONTRACT DESPITE THE RISKS
IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO DENY THEM.
ALTHOUGH I'll ADMIT HE WOULDN'T BE MY FIRST CHOICE.

[squidissension]

wwho wwould be

[justletmeknow]

ARADIA MEGIDO.

[squidissension]

wwait howw are you doin that

[justletmeknow]

IT'S MY POWER!

[tenbeefsteaks]

What...?

[notjohnsmith]

Yare, yare.