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Very sorry about the view everyone will be treated to while this conversation takes place.

[This video begins with a long, flickering stream of static and distorted voices.
Then, suddenly, clear sound:]

--but I can talk, too!

[The screen twitches, as if flinching away from the cheerful voice.
The world that comes into focus isn't a world at all more than what can best be described as blue, black, and some vague attempt at the colour of human skin.
Maybe it was flinching away from that instead.
The voice continues:]

Boys aren't very good candidates. However, in thinking about it, I suppose I can't afford to be picky when my primary demographic is so limited!

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wwoww
you really must be desperate

IF SOMEONE WISHES TO CONTRACT DESPITE THE RISKS
IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO DENY THEM.
ALTHOUGH I'll ADMIT HE WOULDN'T BE MY FIRST CHOICE.

wwho wwould be

ARADIA MEGIDO.

the sludgeblood princess
your standards a really fuckin loww

YOUR CONTEMPT IS IRRELEVANT.
REGARDLESS OF HER STATUS,
HER POTENTIAL REMAINS ONE OF THE HIGHEST AMONG YOUR KIND.

ALTHOUGH IT'S STRANGE.
MOST OF YOUR KIND HERE SEEM TO POSSESS MUCH MORE POTENTIAL THAN MANY HUMANS.
I FIND IT INTERESTING.
IN OUR SEARCH, WE NEVER ENCOUNTERED TROLLS.
IF WE HAD, WE MIGHT NOT HAVE COME TO EARTH.

thats obvvious
most a the humans here dont evven get the sevverity a the situation they had going for them before they showwed up
youre dealin wwith a superior species noww
wwhen it comes to the end a the wworld
humans barely havve a sense of agency