Very sorry about the view everyone will be treated to while this conversation takes place.

[justletmeknow]

[This video begins with a long, flickering stream of static and distorted voices.
Then, suddenly, clear sound:]

--but I can talk, too!

[The screen twitches, as if flinching away from the cheerful voice.
The world that comes into focus isn't a world at all more than what can best be described as blue, black, and some vague attempt at the colour of human skin.
Maybe it was flinching away from that instead.
The voice continues:]

Boys aren't very good candidates. However, in thinking about it, I suppose I can't afford to be picky when my primary demographic is so limited!

Comments

[roseate]

Don't even think about it.

[riseup]

what?
what did i do???

[justletmeknow]

SHE'S TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM TALKING TO ME.

[riseup]

oh.
how come?

[justletmeknow]

SHE DOESN'T TRUST ME, BUT...
WHAT CONCLUSION SHE'S DRAWN I'M NOT SURE.

[riseup]

she doesn't trust a bunny?

[clockrocket]

john i think its been established that you trust bunnies more than the average guy

[riseup]

who ever heard of an untrustworthy bunny?

[clockrocket]

alice

[roseate]

Consistently demonstrated a worrying mixture of blithe naivety and a lack of healthy levels of natural suspicion.
Whatever Dave does, please do exactly the opposite.

[clockrocket]

john
stop hitting yourself

[roseate]

Shhh.

[clockrocket]

pap

[riseup]

i have no idea what is going on.

[roseate]

Excellent. Let's talk to Jade and go get ice cream.
I will buy it for you in return for promising not to do agree to anything this thing asks of you.

[riseup]

make it a milkshake and you have got yourself a deal.

[roseate]

I didn't even have to wager a Con Air viewing.
You haggle too low, Mr. Egbert.
Milkshakes it is.

[riseup]

can i add that in as a bonus?