Very sorry about the view everyone will be treated to while this conversation takes place.

[justletmeknow]

[This video begins with a long, flickering stream of static and distorted voices.
Then, suddenly, clear sound:]

--but I can talk, too!

[The screen twitches, as if flinching away from the cheerful voice.
The world that comes into focus isn't a world at all more than what can best be described as blue, black, and some vague attempt at the colour of human skin.
Maybe it was flinching away from that instead.
The voice continues:]

Boys aren't very good candidates. However, in thinking about it, I suppose I can't afford to be picky when my primary demographic is so limited!

Comments

[clockrocket]

no



stop

[roseate]

What's that, you're not going to continue your highly ill-advised plan of entering into the service of a creature you don't fully understand under terms you don't fully comprehend to carry out a mission you can't be sure about?
Excellent.

[clockrocket]

no i just dont want jade to think im gonna try to kill her

or feferi for that matter

[roseate]

Yes I am sure that is what her main concern will be.
There is definitely nothing else about this situation that calls for alarm.

[clockrocket]

those are our resident witches
thats the distinction

[roseate]

As far as you are aware.
In any case, he's already made it clear your "targets" would be quite different.

[clockrocket]

come on rose im just trying to be sensitive to the emotions of others
ok
god

[roseate]

Okay.
Allow me to give you an emotion to be sensitive of:
This is a bad idea.

[clockrocket]

we could be heroes
just for one day
or until the end of the universe
~ath
or when kyuubey sees fit

[roseate]

Bowie? Really?

[roseate]

Are you aware you are actually demonstrating your inferiority complex has such deep clutches that even attaining veritable godhood has had so little effect hat you are willing to trust a cat-rabbit hybrid over one of your friends who happens to be genetically related to you and also a fully realized Seer of Light?

[roseate]

That's in addition to firsthand personal experience with Faustian devil's advocates who never lie but never tell the whole truth.

[roseate]

I want my caramels back.
It would be inhumane to subject them to your maniacal whims.

[clockrocket]

actually all of this boils down to my insecurities regarding my sexuality
i think i might be a queermosexual rose
i cant stop thinking about penises
this is why i am going to make a contract with a rabbit cat thing
clearly

[roseate]

I thought that was obvious.

[squidissension]

nobody kills fef

[clockrocket]

...says the guy who killed fef

[squidissension]

you dont havve to celebrate it

[clockrocket]

just sayin
im not the one with a history of violence here
not murder anyway
people murder

[squidissension]

stop fuckin braggin already
no one givves a shit