Oh I got an idea
A superb idea
There's no pizza joint in sight
La la

There should be one here
Sending pizza all year
Without it just isn't right!

It'll be super tasty
Deliver all hasty
Eat it all up on the spot -
Na na!

Cause pizza is great
Pizza's your fate
Having what salad is not.

I'm making one now
I know! Holy cow
With pizza you're never alone
Cha cha

Pick up the phone
Pizza at home
Making every mouth foam

With joy I guess
A+ pizza test
Get pizza for a great price
Ba ba

You'll enjoy it a lot
the maker will not
But pizza is so very nice

Pizza oh pizza
my name isn't Lisa
Pizza exchange for money
Ha ha

Pizza with cheese
Pizza oh please
This song is coming out funny

Tomatoes I hate
but I make it so great
Share a pizza for two
Da da

To-may-to to-MA-to
Oncie'd rather eat a taco
But order a pizza for you

Call 5-5-9
5-3-5 on time
5? The number doesn't rhyme
Sha sha

Order a pizza today
It'll be on the way
It costs 4 bucks and a dime!

La la la la la la dine. [ CLAP CLAP ]

Hello?

I'm, um, Norman. Norman Babcock? [ Cough. ] I — I think you have me mixed up with someone else.

[ As much as he'd love to stand there and protest against this whole "you were fictional" charade, he can't. He knows that the ghosts he saw were real, and that he wasn't a lunatic. These people just want him to believe what the folks back at home did too. ]

Yeah. That's... that's all. [ Pause. ] Thanks, I guess.