I am saddened to see my dear roommate, Peter-kun, has left us. Even Marie Antoinette seems distressed.

All he wanted was for me to find a path in this treacherous island and to infiltrate this shady system, but I let him down!!! Do not fear, Peter-kun - I will fulfill your request, even if it's late!!!

I've never done a resume before, but surely this will suffice. I would hire me in an instant, hahaha!

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Ah, it also appears I have a new roommate. I haven't talked to him yet, but he gives me a feeling much like Peter-kun's. I'm sure we will get along wonderfully.

Dear journal, and all of you who also read these entries;

During one of my many walks through the city as a way to clear my mind and think of how to promote the spirit of revolution, I found myself facing what can only be described as a most adorable cuddly ball of flesh and fur. Taken in by its powerful eyes and fiery spirit, I have decided to bring Marie Antoinette with me: he is now the provisional second-in-command for New Moore's Joui forces, until I am once again reunited with Elizabeth.

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Isn't that just adorable??

I have a request of the utmost importance!!!

I've met a poor soul who is in dire need of assistance. His name is Marcus Aurelius - allow me to introduce you all!

( here is a picture )

As you can see, Marcus Aurelius is very upset. I'm having a hard time understanding him, however - does anybody know how to speak his language?

So of course when I bother to do this in person nothing actually happens. Been sitting here for hours. Of course nobody notices, that's the point, but it's the part where nobody understand tha gets to me.

It's about priorites. That's all it is,. So sometimes I get upset about things that don't bopther anybody else. And maybe I don't get as angry or heartbroken as everyone seems to think I should about other things. That doesn't mean I don't care. Didn't care. Whatever.

It really doesn'ty, Kate. I wasn't going to make a scene. We're driends. if that doesn't change the rest honestly doesn't botehr me thatr much. But I still acre. You know that I

Anyway. Honestly/ Everyhjing is going all right. Not well, not on plan, but everyone expecting me to be misrabl; and broken up or anythinh is going to be disappointed, because I've got it all

Well. Not under control. But I don't need control. When you're in the wayerf you never have contropl but that doesn't mean you can't float. Knowing hwo to surf is just the same.

I'm going to ghet up and walk over to Conmrda's now. If i'm going to look like an idiot is't better to do it where everybody knows tyour name.

After spending some time in this place, it's been made clear to me that if I want to advance the cause of the Joui, I must recruit someone who can help me carry on the operations of group. The creature previously occupying the position excelled in every way, and of course replacing them would be impossible, but I promise to be fair and judge you according to your abilities.

YOU:

- Are looking for action, adventures and excitement!
- Have a healthy distrust of authority figures!
- Can easily disguise yourself when the situation arises!
- Can, if the situation arises, easily jump through roofs to escape!
- Are able to fit into a duck costume!*

*Not mandatory, but encouraged.

WE WILL:

- Provide you with all the tools you need to make your own bombs!
- Instantly sign you up to the official Joui Drama Discussion Group!
- Make sure you are rewarded in never-ending excitement!*

*Actual wages TBD.

Does this sound like you? Then apply today!

Greetings.

It seems I've arrived to this place for the first time in my life. I can only suspect this to be a cruel punishment designed by those government dogs - or perhaps, a tactic by the invading Amanto - as a way to get rid of the leader of the Joui. Don't despair! I will not let myself fall prey to these lies and let humanity be destroyed by the invaders!!

On a related note, if there are any brave young warriors willing to join the cause for the liberation of Edo and the world, there will be Joui entrance exam next week.

Also, has this place finally fixed their lack of betamax?

Right, you lot! It's done, and I don't want to hear any complaining! Loads of people put their names down and didn't turn in surveys, so don't blame me if you didn't get your first choice. Maybe next time you might want to think about asking them yourself!


Finnick Odair & ME
Tamaki Suou & Haruhi Fujioka
Katsura Kotaro & Souji Seta
Karkat Vantas & John ... Human Egbert
Victor Mancha & Minato Arisato
Akihiko Sanada & Karolina Dean
Kazuhiko Yukimi & Maya Amano
Yosuke Hanamura & Chie Satonaka

Questions? No? Good!! Congratulations, now have at it.

I have received information that there will be a formal "dance" in the island. I expect all students to finish their work - I am, after all, diligently preparing your final exam. I will not give out many details, but I do recommend studying "The Mathematics of Running" and "The Geography of the Samurai Way".

Nonetheless, I am not heartless nor a useless old man. Of course, you should all enjoy yourselves at this "dance". I am also planning to attend: if you don't perform to my satisfaction, I will add a "dance" section to the exam.

Ah, if only Elizabeth was here to enjoy this with me...

ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!

I am extremely disappointed with the path your development has taken! Most of you can't run more than ten laps - how do you expect to impress our great leaders like that? Even Jackie would be disappointed!!

That's why I have organized a field trip- no, A JOURNEY to awake your inner samurai!! We are all meeting tomorrow at 6 to climb up the volcano. If you're late, your soul will never forgive you - and neither will I!!

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I enjoyed the mention of our friend at the end. Also the photo of Ran Mao!

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To whoever... has managed to obtain this... I must warn you of something terrible...!!! I was caught... because of my own carelessness... and am now facing... the consequences...

Please... if you hear this...heed my warning!! And don't wait... three hours... in line... for a new Famicon... it won't come-!

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Who's number is this?

Bzuh? Weren't we just—

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME.

I'M STUCK ON A WEIRD ISLAND THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT HERE which means that somehow in the past few seconds by doing absolutely nothing—

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick WE JUST LEARNED HOW TO TELEPORT.

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER ACCIDENTALLY DONE! ULYSSES! ULYSSES IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

... uh, Ulysses?

Toni?

Anybody?

Ah, it seems the season for snow, cheap decorations and oversized sweaters you won't wear. Please don't believe I would be so unkind as to not let you enjoy it - after all, even I spent hours buried under the snow taking in the spirit of Santa.

Nonetheless, the break is no excuse for bad school behavior. Please remember homework is due on the 26th: I will need you to bring proof you ran 50 laps on the snow. Thank you very much!

It seems we have new arrivals. Welcome, particularly you, students. I'm sure understanding your new state as non-entities must be hard, but you must accept it and submit to the will of our new overlords. PRAISE THEM!

As for me, you may call me Katsura-sensei. No other name shall do. We shall start instructions by doing an entry-level examination - please run around the school 50 times. I will be timing you. This also applies to old students who have refused to do this exam. It's very important!

[Katsura is a teacher. Feel free to decide if your character has or has not suffered through his idiocy already]