[text] ATTENTION: Searching for second-in-command

[onstandby]

After spending some time in this place, it's been made clear to me that if I want to advance the cause of the Joui, I must recruit someone who can help me carry on the operations of group. The creature previously occupying the position excelled in every way, and of course replacing them would be impossible, but I promise to be fair and judge you according to your abilities.

YOU:

- Are looking for action, adventures and excitement!
- Have a healthy distrust of authority figures!
- Can easily disguise yourself when the situation arises!
- Can, if the situation arises, easily jump through roofs to escape!
- Are able to fit into a duck costume!*

*Not mandatory, but encouraged.

WE WILL:

- Provide you with all the tools you need to make your own bombs!
- Instantly sign you up to the official Joui Drama Discussion Group!
- Make sure you are rewarded in never-ending excitement!*

*Actual wages TBD.

Does this sound like you? Then apply today!