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[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Bzuh? Weren't we just—

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME.

I'M STUCK ON A WEIRD ISLAND THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT HERE which means that somehow in the past few seconds by doing absolutely nothing—

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick WE JUST LEARNED HOW TO TELEPORT.

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER ACCIDENTALLY DONE! ULYSSES! ULYSSES IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

... uh, Ulysses?

Toni?

Anybody?

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[reanimated]

No big text please, some of us are celebrating Christmas in style and nursing wicked fucking hangovers.

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Huwha?

[reanimated]

Are you retarded? Are you one of those dyslexic fucks using a voice programme or are you blind and using braille because I don't know how much clearer I could be, I've got a wicked fucking hangover and I'd appreciate if you didn't

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

—!!

[reanimated]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

DO NOT BE ALARMED. I COME IN PEACE.

[reanimated]

I REALLY COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Huh. Not exactly the warm welcome I expected... the locals here must not be all that friendly.

[reanimated]

Ughhhhh happy Christmas, you're not real, now go fuck off elsewhere with your big letters

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

You guys celebrate Christmas here? Well Merry Christmas, uh... Island Hangover Ma—

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Uh.




Did you just say "not real?"

[oftpartitioned]

ugh Like, I do NOT wanna have christmas in lame Nathanland. Hangovers are for infants and England.

[reanimated]

Luckily no one's having Christmas in Nathanland except Nathan because I'M NOT A COUNTRY! You specials are dead annoying to deal with, let me tell you.

[oftpartitioned]

yeah right, like normies are better!

[reanimated]

Yeah this one looks pretty dumb doesn't he.

[jouigajoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. New transfer student.

Homework is due on the 26th.

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Homework? But I'm not in school... am I?

[jouigajoy.livejournal.com]

Playing dumb won't do you any good, young man. School is not something you can blow off just because you have to move suddenly!

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

But I'm not blowing off school! I'm 24!

[jouigajoy.livejournal.com]

Lying will not help!! How disappointing, and here I was thinking the school was getting more dedicated students.

[notvictorious]

You said your name is Hanna right? Is it Hanna Falk Cross? I think we're supposed to be roommates.

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Roommates? I didn't even know I had a place here! We don't have to pay rent on it, do we?

[notvictorious]

No, they give people apartments. We've got our own rooms too. and uh hey. I'm Victor Mancha.

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

They give people apartments? I think I'm going to like it here!

Nice to meet you, Victor! I'm... well, I guess you already know.

[notvictorious]

Sorry Nathan was giving you a hard time, he's kinda unbearable. You don't have to believe the whole "not real" schtick. I know most of us don't.