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[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Bzuh? Weren't we just—

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME.

I'M STUCK ON A WEIRD ISLAND THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT HERE which means that somehow in the past few seconds by doing absolutely nothing—

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick WE JUST LEARNED HOW TO TELEPORT.

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER ACCIDENTALLY DONE! ULYSSES! ULYSSES IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

... uh, Ulysses?

Toni?

Anybody?

Comments

[notvictorious]

Compared to you, I'm a robotic saint.

[reanimated]

Well good, I never wanted to be a saint anyway!

[reanimated]

I mean, could you imagine a lifetime of celibacy? COULD YOU? Well, you probably could but I sure as fuck can't.

[notvictorious]

Being a saint doesn't mean you're celibate. Mary and Joseph were saints.

[reanimated]

Yeah but doesn't it mean you can't drink, smoke or curse? I'm really not seeing any upsides to sainthood. No one's going to want to shag a saint besides a fellow saint and I bet they're proper boring in bed.

[notvictorious]

Not sure you're the expert on religious doctrine.