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[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Bzuh? Weren't we just—

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME.

I'M STUCK ON A WEIRD ISLAND THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT HERE which means that somehow in the past few seconds by doing absolutely nothing—

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick WE JUST LEARNED HOW TO TELEPORT.

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER ACCIDENTALLY DONE! ULYSSES! ULYSSES IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

... uh, Ulysses?

Toni?

Anybody?

Comments

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay. Note to self: don't visit Belarus. Got it.

[oftpartitioned]

You come to Poland, I'll get you a shot of vodka, even if you're not old enough to drink!

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

But I'm 24.

[oftpartitioned]

why dyou look so tiny? I'm a country so I have an excuse!!

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Being a country isn't an excuse! What if you're a big country, like... I don't know, Russia? Would that make you fat?

[oftpartitioned]

but he is fat!

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Balls. There goes that theory.

[oftpartitioned]

so like.................do you think i should get sideburns? I dunno

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Well, if you want to. I think you're pretty cool without them!

[oftpartitioned]

really???

[hammertime.livejournal.com]

Really really! I mean, I've never met a country in person before, so I don't know how they're supposed to look...

[oftpartitioned]

none of them are as cool looking as Poland!