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[onstandby]

Dear journal, and all of you who also read these entries;

During one of my many walks through the city as a way to clear my mind and think of how to promote the spirit of revolution, I found myself facing what can only be described as a most adorable cuddly ball of flesh and fur. Taken in by its powerful eyes and fiery spirit, I have decided to bring Marie Antoinette with me: he is now the provisional second-in-command for New Moore's Joui forces, until I am once again reunited with Elizabeth.





Isn't that just adorable??

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

Omigosh.

How much to just rub my face on it?

[onstandby]

25$. In cash, please.

[subspaceflowers]

$25!? To pet a dog that you just found?

[unmasking]

The verdict is out on how the finding took place.

[subspaceflowers]

What if the dog belongs to someone?

[unmasking]

If someone puts out a "some crazy Japanese guy stole my dog" ad, I'll return him (APPARENTLY IT'S A HIM?) immediately.

[onstandby]

You're not just paying for the privilege of petting Marie Antoinette! You're also giving my dear roommate peace of mind!

[subspaceflowers]

And how does a $25 fee factor into that?

[onstandby]

He desperately wants me to get a job. This way, I could put him at ease by showing I am bringing in money, while also testing Marie Antoinette's abilities.

[unmasking]

We have a dog??

[unmasking]

I don't know how to take care of a dog!

[unmasking]

Do you know how to take care of a dog?

[unmasking]

A dog can't be a terrorist!

[unmasking]

If she pees on anything, it's your fault.

[unmasking]

You did make sure that she could be an Elizabeth, right?

[onstandby]

A dog can be anything it sets its mind to! A dog can even pierce through the heavens!

[unmasking]

No. It can't. Unless it's going to heaven.

[onstandby]

I'll have you know I am fairly experienced in the area of furry, cuddly and huggable creatures.

[unmasking]

Somehow that is not any less disconcerting.

[themelancholyof]

Uh, rather than a fiery spirit, I think that dog just looks really hot.

[onstandby]

I don't judge the taste of others. I will agree that it has a dignified air, which I suppose would be attractive to other dogs.

[themelancholyof]

What?! No, I mean like it's the end of August, you'd better shave that sucker.

[onstandby]

...Could I shave JOUI onto his back?

[themelancholyof]

Why would I find that dog attractive, he's not even carrying a broadsword!?

[onstandby]

Oh! That's what Marie Antoinette was missing! A charm point!