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[onstandby]

Dear journal, and all of you who also read these entries;

During one of my many walks through the city as a way to clear my mind and think of how to promote the spirit of revolution, I found myself facing what can only be described as a most adorable cuddly ball of flesh and fur. Taken in by its powerful eyes and fiery spirit, I have decided to bring Marie Antoinette with me: he is now the provisional second-in-command for New Moore's Joui forces, until I am once again reunited with Elizabeth.





Isn't that just adorable??

Comments

[onstandby]

The Joui might create bombs, attempt homicide of government officials and generally be at odds with the police, but we are NOT thieves.

[arachnologist]

Not a single one of those things is remotely okay.

[onstandby]

You would disagree if you knew the lazy, corrupt, mayo-obsessed police officers the Joui has to deal with on a regular basis.

[arachnologist]

... mayo?

[onstandby]

Precisely. The vice-commander, the worst of the lot, would torture you when you were captured, only offering you bowls of mayonnaise to eat. If you protested, he'd claim he was giving you a treat.

Ah, those were some horrible days.

[arachnologist]

Oh my god. Okay, while that's completely disgusting, have you eve heard the phrase "two wrongs don't make a right"?

[onstandby]

Sometimes it's necessary. We are on a revolutionary quest to retake our country from invading forces - the only way we can do that is by forcing them out!

[arachnologist]

.... you're a freedom fighter? Crusading against people who use mayonnaise as a torture instrument?

[onstandby]

Mayonnaise and bazookas. We only respond the best we can, with measly protests and bombs!

[unmasking]

Well, probably not on purpose ...

[onstandby]

My heart would despair if I knew that somewhere out there, a little girl not unlike Leader was crying her little eyes out because someone took her adorable dog. If it was a mistake, I would be sure to fix it!