At long last, a dream of mine has come true. A far off dream I'd only imagined would happen after I'd saved the world with my comrades at my side from the Deboss Army. After I'd wooed a girl with dates and flowers and a moonlit dinosaur ride at night-- I mean, girls like that kind of stuff, right? Oh, and chocolate. At least a mountain of it and maybe a free hamster and--

Actually, that doesn't matter now because Kiryuu Daigo is now married!

[ he fumbles with it for a bit and you can see him upside down before he puts it right side up and then walks back to ask this ]

Where can I buy a hamster? And how do you train them not to bite you for no reason. I'm not sure if I'm ready for hamster rabies or anything. Do hamsters even have rabies? Are they a specialized type of rabies? This makes me think of the tootsie pop commercial: no one will ever know.

Apparently, being a cat had more negatives than positives. The main one being the fact that I didn't need to carry around the keys to my place and, now that I'm back to normal, can't unlock the door.

Lea, when you hear this, let me in. I'll be next door with Boy.

Look everyone, look! Ian's a cat! He's really a cat!!

[ he's holding up a very disgruntled cat up to the video and bouncing him up and down ]

This is so cool!

As amazing as it was to have so many new faces in town, it's much calmer without the crowds. Welcome to the few who stayed! If you have any questions that didn't get answered in that hullaballoo, I'd be more than happy to try and answer what I can.

Ah, otherwise, if you're interested in a job, the police station is hiring a night-shift dispatcher and they're always looking for more qualified officers!


( [Private Audio: Sirius] )


( [Private Text: The Once-ler] )

[White skin, pitch black hair, made up in black and wearing clothes straight out of Goths R Us, there is a bright-eyed, ridiculously cheery woman smiling into the camera. Those of you who have died before... you may recognize her. This is Death.]

Well, this is new! Or at least this iteration is new. I can't say that I've ever been here like this. I know the place, of course, and some of you I know better than others. Hello, Nathan! It's good to see you on this side of things!

Not that I don't mind a bit of a vacation, but I'm not due for one until fall, and I was thinking I'd go to Iceland this time. This place is nice, I admit, but I do have things I need to be doing. Great "weird mission" and all. Things are going to build up, and last time that happened it wasn't so pretty.

I know, I know... No one knows how to get out and the government isn't telling. Well, I'll have to see if my little brother can at least let people know until they come to their senses. It's just not terribly bright to trap one of us for long.

So who knows what's most fun to do around here? I can't say that I ever stuck around long enough to find out! Busy girl, you know.

[ standing in the middle of New Moore are two men facing each other with their weapons out. feel free to watch as they spar together. ]

[ in the center of new moore there is a man singing into a rolled up magazine while a boombox plays akb48's 'heavy rotation'. he's dancing along with it to. the exact dance ]

I want you!
I need you!
I love you!
The blaring music
Playing in my head
Is on heavy rotation

The words “I love you” dance
Like popcorn
Popping
Just thinking
Of your face and voice
Makes me go crazy

I’m so lucky
To get to feel like this

I want you!
I need you!
I love you!
I got to meet you
As the distance between us shrinks rapidly
I’m in high spirits to the max
I want you!
I need you!
I love you!
The love that’s constantly overflowing
In my heart
Is on heavy rotation!!

[Mass text to the Kyoryuger team]

Hey, guys! We need to get together ♥ I wanna know what you've been finding out about this place, and besides, there's a re-e-eally good coffee shop downtown.

[ Okay, how does this work aga--uh. Hmm. Text the, uh.

Oh, the video is going. Whatever, this works. She does not care right now! ]

Can someone please explain what is going on?

[ ...And the video is upside down. She is holding the phone ups--oh, she fixed it. ]

I do not remember anything like this being mentioned during my, uh. 'Orientation'.

Fuck all you guys, I'm fucking glad to get the hell out of here.

Fuck you for the swirlies, for shutting me in lockers, for every fucking humiliation I have fucking suffered here.

I won't miss fucking any of you.

Are you guys actually going to school every single day? Wow.

Where's the fun in that?

[There may be a person clad in all black leather sitting on a bench somewhere in the city, one leg crossed over the other and tapping away on his strange looking old touch screen phone. The new one that this place has given him is currently on his lap.]

Still nothing...

[He isn't very pleased that he's not getting any results.]

[totally new and staking out the area because that's what I do, which means probably walking past you and ignoring you too or whatever]

I didn't know we had to go to school here! I've never gone to school before! Do I get graded on fighting monsters?! On saving the world?!

I don't know how to live my life now! Please send help. I've currently melted onto the floor of my room and can't get up.

Aaargh, I can't take it anymore!!


HOW MANY ALIENS ARE THERE IN THIS PLACE?!

You don't have to tell me I don't want to know.