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[lightmyfire]

Aaargh, I can't take it anymore!!


HOW MANY ALIENS ARE THERE IN THIS PLACE?!

You don't have to tell me I don't want to know.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

It was Earth all along.

[lightmyfire]

What is that supposed to mean?

[acclimate]

Then why did you ask?

[lightmyfire]

My fingers slipped!

[therecipe]

Everyone's an alien here.

[acclimate]

That's an interesting perspective.

[lightmyfire]

Some people are more alien than others.

[gabutyra]

Ah! That's right! I'm an illegal alien from Japan! I forgot my passport, I'm sorry!

[lightmyfire]

You're going to get deported!

[trytryagain]

If you mean extraterrestrials, seventeen.

If you mean all nonhumans, more than that.

[lightmyfire]

HOW CAN THERE BE MORE.

[maiditoutalive]

from whose perspective

[lightmyfire]

An Earthlings!

[badnewsboy]

I think he's confused.

[dontmccallmyname]

I think 'a lot' is the most specific you can get, anyway. Like, who would have counted?

[dontmccallmyname]

...nevermind.

[doublebladed]

What's the difference? [aka who is an alien and who isn't? Inquiring minds want to know.]

[lightmyfire]

The difference between an alien and not an alien?

[flameregalia]

Is this how you're going to spend your summer break?

[lightmyfire]

Hunting aliens? If I need to!

[migratorybird]

I bet there's a pair of antenna under his hat.

[stillpretty]

I don't know, how many people are there? We're all from different dimensions, aren't we?

[lightmyfire]

Alternate world Earth is fine, I'm talking about aliens from Mars or Venus or deep space here.

[icanbuyafez]

Ooh, I'm an alien!

Well, from your perspective. From my perspective, you're the alien!

[lightmyfire]

WRONG.

[tookthename]

Depends. Do you count half-aliens?

[lightmyfire]

Well, it depends... If one of your parents was an Earthling and the other one was an alien then I think you get a free pass to being an Earthling.